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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 20:53    Post subject:
Breezer_ wrote:
garus wrote:
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10:50 - Engaging starch-based power cells
11:00 - Reboot safety test protocol initiated...
11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released...
11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions...
11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated...


What the hell does that mean?


GLaDOS is erasing PC release files from steam servers. Console is soon only option.


Laughing


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:07    Post subject:
so when the potato consuming will be finished that'll be a little less (with about 3hours) than the 13 and 1/2 hours currently on the counter


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:08    Post subject:
tiedie wrote:
It means:

1: it is consuming the potato's
2. rebooting safety test protocol
3. the chamber unlocked, releasing the 9 people who were...lost here
4. the 9 people are in position
5. the 9 people begin playing the game

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150228527438689&set=a.10150228527433689.346684.93235358688


ask them for leaking the master key lol wut
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:09    Post subject:
Potato is uncrackable, so we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:10    Post subject:
OH HAI!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207266_10150228527438689_93235358688_8574699_2123954_n.jpg


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:12    Post subject:
What's the food on the table?
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:13    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
What's the food on the table?

Potatoes? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:13    Post subject:
Isnt a pc gamer who preordered entitled to Portal 2 ?

"No!" said Steam "The game is available at launch"

"No!" said Valve "The game is first played by the elite infected"
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:13    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:27    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:29    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
wtf is this:

http://portal2countdown.com/ ?

A potato.
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:29    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
wtf is this:

http://portal2countdown.com/ ?


Quote:
This page is NOT affiliated with Valve Corporation. Valve, the Valve logo, Portal 2, the Portal 2 Logo, are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Valve Corporation.


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:35    Post subject:
I just wondered what this is based on..

no matter, I can wait till tomorrow


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:37    Post subject:
Potatoes.
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:39    Post subject:
Possibly, yes.

nice postcount btw.


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:40    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
nice postcount btw.

Thank you. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:41    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:47    Post subject:
snip


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:50    Post subject:
garus wrote:
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http://portal2countdown.com/

What is supposed to happen in 2.5h?


nothing of course, the timescript there just takes your local os time and calculates the time until its the 19th in your timezone.
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:56    Post subject:
minus 90 minutes
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 21:57    Post subject:
And another hour sliced off, I expect it to be on usenet by the morning.


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 22:32    Post subject:
This is a brilliant marketing ploy, getting millions involved and spreading the word, making Portal 2 the biggest event in the history of games (in the 2010's+). And they never promised anything (they just released some images and had some indie steam-games modded) and most likely had no plans on releasing the game early for the masses, it was all about marketing. Brilliantly done Valve.

Still 10 hours 43 minutes to release which fits with the 19th of April release date.


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 22:39    Post subject:
Not to mention the fact that a load of indie devs got much deserved attention and revenue, they've probably benefited the most here Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 22:40    Post subject:
I agree that it was never their intention to release it much earlier. Laughing


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 22:46    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
........And they never promised anything (they just released some images and had some indie steam-games modded)...........


Not exactly, they did promise "Help release Portal 2 early! play the 13 indie games...
you can find it at the top of the page at http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/ To me it looks like the gaming industry has hit a new low, because it quite clear by now that even if the game will be released early it will be just a few hours. For some one that is excited about Portal 2 and wants to participate in the ARG its simply not worth for him to buy the potato pack and gain a few extra hours.......
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 22:51    Post subject:
Anyone that bought the pack believing that it would help to release Portal 2 significantly earlier deserves to be scammed. Surprised


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 22:54    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Anyone that bought the pack believing that it would help to release Portal 2 significantly earlier deserves to be scammed. Surprised


This!

You can se from the ISS that this was a marketing stunt Very Happy


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 22:56    Post subject:
Im drinking in the honor of those duders out there who actually paid 31 euros and lost their time playing just to get portal 2 rlsd sooner .


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 22:56    Post subject:
so today rls no.. yes? Laughing


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