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PostPosted: Fri, 20th May 2011 13:23    Post subject:
Apple triggers 'religious' reaction in fans' brains



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(CNN) -- Next time Grandma asks why you're going to the mall on Sunday morning instead of church, tell her you're going to Apple Chapel.

For Apple fans, the brand triggers a reaction in the brain that's not unlike that of religious devotees, according to a BBC documentary series that cites neurological research.

The neuroscientists ran a magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) test on an Apple fanatic and discovered that images of the technology company's gadgets lit up the same parts of the brain as images of a deity do for religious people, the report says.

The first episode of the documentary shows Apple employees "whipped up into some sort of crazy, evangelical frenzy" at the recent opening of an Apple store in London.

Observers and Apple critics have long accused fans of the tech company of taking their infatuation to an extreme.

People have gone to great lengths to prove their love of Apple with tattoos, bumper stickers and home shrines to outmoded Mac computers. Apple's cult-like following was highlighted in a 2009 documentary called "Macheads."

A blog, aptly titled Cult of Mac, wrote on Thursday about Oakland, California, resident Gary Allen's cross-country pilgrimage to Apple's first store in Virginia to celebrate the retail chain's 10th anniversary this week.

In speeches, Pope Benedict XVI has said technology consumption poses a threat to religion and the Roman Catholic church. The holy leader told a Palm Sunday crowd last month that technology cannot replace God.

However, apparently it may inspire god-like devotion.


http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/gaming.gadgets/05/19/apple.religion/index.html?hpt=C1
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th May 2011 13:26    Post subject:
I think we all knew this.. but it's nice to have it on paper. Apple freaks are religious! Awesome! Laughing


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boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st May 2011 20:24    Post subject:
Iphone 4 is racist!
It's like Operation Human Shield in South Park, blacks go first n get raped n smashed n clear da way them white folk.
Black Iphone 4 was only given so dat the white man could trash it and use it as toilet paper n then when the white version came out they were all assertive like
"dawg this is one of us"


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2011 23:15    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
I think we all knew this.. but it's nice to have it on paper. Apple freaks are religious! Awesome! Laughing


But do they also abuse children?!

Probably not. They are abusing Chinese in their factories though.


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way to keep in touch hah Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th May 2011 00:15    Post subject:
Why does those iphones have balls? That "skin" colored one creeps me out!
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jun 2011 00:22    Post subject:
http://www.businessinsider.com/a-chinese-boy-sells-his-kidney-to-buy-an-ipad-2011-6

Laughing
*insert HD mega-derp emoticon here*


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jun 2011 00:22    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jun 2011 00:37    Post subject:
Having his kidney removed by a random stranger from the internetz in order to be assraped by Steve...the guy is a real adept of Apple-ism Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jun 2011 04:03    Post subject:
http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2011/06/for-apple-yesterday%E2%80%99s-banned-apps-are-tomorrow%E2%80%99s-great-new-feature/

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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jun 2011 09:56    Post subject:
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Your application cannot be added to the App Store because it uses iPhone volume buttons in a non-standard way, potentially resulting in user confusion.


Even Apple knows that it's users are lol wut who can't make a difference between buttons xD

EDIT:

This article shows what kind of scum Apple is.

Another reason never to buy Apple shit...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Jun 2011 12:20    Post subject:
Not the first time they've done it and won't be the last.
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2011 14:41    Post subject:
Pope Benedict uses his Apple iPad 2 for first tweet to launch new Vatican website

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In a new video, Pope Benedict XVI uses his Apple iPad 2 to visit a new Vatican website. To launch the Vatican’s new news portal, news.va, Pope Benedict XVI sent his first tweet, “Dear Friends, I just launched News.va Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! With my prayers and blessings, Benedictus XVI.”

“It’s a way to celebrate his 60th ordination anniversary and also to keep up to date with technology,” explains Rome Reports.

The Pope’s iPad 2 includes a short video created by Rome Reports which highlights the story of his priestly vocation and also includes an interview with the Pope’s brother Georg Ratzinger, who is also a priest.




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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2011 14:43    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2011 15:17    Post subject:
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Apple and Christianity. The only two religions that get along.


Catholicism. Pope is catholic. Christians do not believe in the pope and hate him Cool


I wonder how long it'll take for 'redtube' to show up while he searches for things. Laughing
For someone like him, i don't think he's been to the internet. oh how his life is going to change. Pope's twitter must be flooded with rohns replies... I sense a new storm brewing.
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2011 18:31    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
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Your application cannot be added to the App Store because it uses iPhone volume buttons in a non-standard way, potentially resulting in user confusion.


Even Apple knows that it's users are lol wut who can't make a difference between buttons xD


Generalization lol wut


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2011 18:35    Post subject:
When it comes to Apple, generalizations are well justified.
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2011 19:06    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
When it comes to Apple, generalizations are well justified.


qft Very Happy


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2011 19:53    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
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Your application cannot be added to the App Store because it uses iPhone volume buttons in a non-standard way, potentially resulting in user confusion.


Even Apple knows that it's users are lol wut who can't make a difference between buttons xD


Generalization lol wut


Isn't generalization the whole point of Apple? Grandmas don't want advanced features on their PCs, so we dumb ALL our PCs down Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2011 02:52    Post subject:
http://www.macworld.com/article/160569/2011/06/five_new_lion_features_macs.html

"Lion can merge folders and files" wrote:
Now, when you attempt to move a folder to a location with another folder of the same name, your computer will ask if you’d rather merge the two together, rather than replace one with the other. Files are treated similarly: While you can’t obviously merge a file with another, your computer will ask if you’d like to keep both copies.


GAWD-DAYUM! Shocked


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2011 02:56    Post subject:
Some noobcake on this forum once said that he replaced his normal forlder with DLC folder and his game wouldn't launch. When he checked, he saw that the old files were gone and only the DLC files where there. Laughing
Well, now you can... Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2011 03:04    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
http://www.macworld.com/article/160569/2011/06/five_new_lion_features_macs.html

"Lion can merge folders and files" wrote:
Now, when you attempt to move a folder to a location with another folder of the same name, your computer will ask if you’d rather merge the two together, rather than replace one with the other. Files are treated similarly: While you can’t obviously merge a file with another, your computer will ask if you’d like to keep both copies.


GAWD-DAYUM! Shocked


but, but ... MICROSOFT STEALS EVERYTHING FROM APPLE!!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2011 08:00    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
http://www.macworld.com/article/160569/2011/06/five_new_lion_features_macs.html

"Lion can merge folders and files" wrote:
Now, when you attempt to move a folder to a location with another folder of the same name, your computer will ask if you’d rather merge the two together, rather than replace one with the other. Files are treated similarly: While you can’t obviously merge a file with another, your computer will ask if you’d like to keep both copies.


GAWD-DAYUM! Shocked


Wait.


WHAT!?

IT'S SO REVOLUSHONRY!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2011 18:23    Post subject:
http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Midmarket/Apple-Targeted-by-Anonymous-AntiSec-Campaign-286089/

Oh snap! Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2011 18:28    Post subject:
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