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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 11:36    Post subject: giant asshole
So here I was, on the bed watching The curious case of Benjamin Button on Hbo, and drinking some pepsi . I was in a good mood to be honest, turned my head towards the door saw a black spot on my wall, I thought it's because im tired or I dont know .

Got out of the bed to inspect that spot, FUCK ME THAT SHIT WAS A FUCKING SPIDER 4 TO 5 CM IN LENGTH . I grabbed my phone to take a picture of it because I have never seen such a big motherfucker in my life ( live ) and when i got closer the shit started to move so I freaked out and grabbed a bug spray thinking that if I squash him im going to ruin my wall with his intestines . I fucked him with that spray and couldnt sleep the whole night since I was looking on that spot to see if he is still there . fuck


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 11:41    Post subject:
Why not provide said picture?
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 11:41    Post subject:
Read what I wrote .


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 11:43    Post subject:
you should've fucked it in teh butt Cool Face


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 12:33    Post subject:
Where is it now? Did you throw out its corpse?
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 12:41    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Where is it now? Did you throw out its corpse?


yeah


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 12:44    Post subject:
you should have fucked it's corpse in teh butt
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 12:46    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
you should have fucked it's corpse in teh butt


b0se wrote:
I fucked him with that spray


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 12:51    Post subject:
As long as b0se was pleased, who cares ... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 13:17    Post subject:
Shocked


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 13:32    Post subject:
I'd move out before the babies grow up and take revenge. Vindictive fuckers are spiders, vindictive indeed. Burn the house while you're at it, no need to take chances.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 14:03    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
I'd move out before the babies grow up and take revenge. Vindictive fuckers are spiders, vindictive indeed. Burn the house while you're at it, no need to take chances.


I actually have arachnophobia .


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 14:09    Post subject:
I used to have arachnophobia but it was getting annoying so I had to give it up. Sad


REPOST
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 14:53    Post subject:
Are you sure you weren't in a sleep paralysis state? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 15:50    Post subject:
repost
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 15:51    Post subject:
But is it an intentional repost?
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 15:58    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Fuck your walls b0se, you should of squashed the beast right there and then.


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 16:00    Post subject: Re: giant asshole
b0se wrote:
So here I was, on the bed watching The curious case of Benjamin Button on Hbo, and drinking some pepsi . I was in a good mood to be honest, turned my head towards the door saw a black spot on my wall, I thought it's because im tired or I dont know .

Got out of the bed to inspect that spot, FUCK ME THAT SHIT WAS A FUCKING SPIDER 4 TO 5 CM IN LENGTH . I grabbed my phone to take a picture of it because I have never seen such a big motherfucker in my life ( live ) and when i got closer the shit started to move so I freaked out and grabbed a bug spray thinking that if I squash him im going to ruin my wall with his intestines . I fucked him with that spray and couldnt sleep the whole night since I was looking on that spot to see if he is still there . fuck


Afraid of spiders lol


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I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 16:02    Post subject: Re: giant asshole
Rofl_Mao wrote:
Afraid of spiders lol
Not fair, you're not afraid of them because you can squash them right away with one of your brix... Sad


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 16:03    Post subject:
Quote:
FUCKING SPIDER 4 TO 5 CM IN LENGTH


u fucking pussy lol
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 16:41    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
Quote:
FUCKING SPIDER 4 TO 5 CM IN LENGTH


u fucking pussy lol


Thanks


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:12    Post subject:
for these giganto-bugs, i have an airsoft gun sitting next to me. over the years it has squished many bees and spiders

dont even have to get close to the big suckers, just cock the thing and shoot em xD
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:15    Post subject:
mike- wrote:
for these giganto-bugs, i have an airsoft gun sitting next to me. over the years it has squished many bees and spiders

dont even have to get close to the big suckers, just cock the thing and shoot em xD


Gorgeous


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:15    Post subject:
I use a shotgun.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:45    Post subject:
I use a napkin.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:46    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:48    Post subject:
I use a gun.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:48    Post subject:
I just let it be. They have hearts and souls after all. Could always caught it on paper or jar and let it go outside :/

Would it be cool for someone to kill you? Animal cruelty ftl


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:51    Post subject:
I really think you are out of order here?
Whenever i find a spider from any certain size, i put it in a cup and throw it out of a window.
If it's harmless which they all are here in the U.k.


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