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 Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:10 Post subject: Lizards how I hate thee |
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LIZARDS. GOD DAMN IT they always enter my house in summers and those f0ckers inadvertently fall on my bed and crawl all over it making me not even go near my bed for a day at least. Damn it I have to throw it in the dryer after that.
What's the worst part is that unlike killing bugs which you can throw away with gloves or paper , its incredibly disgusting to kill a lizard. I mean their entire friggin body sticks to the floor and .... shit I can't even unsee the horror of what I once did 10 years ago. It was by accident though.
Anyway, I've heard there is this machine which repels lizards through a noise which only they can hear but google results yield nothing. I mean I've tried using peacock feathers, empty egg shells... nothing keeps these disgusting creatures out of my home.
Anyone know of a way to keep these sick reptiles out of the home?
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:15 Post subject: |
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We don't have lizards in cold Norway, but whats so disgusting about them? aren't they just slow moving friendly creatures? they don't carry diseases or other shit do they?
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:16 Post subject: |
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But..lizards are harmless animals
I mean, look at him 
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:18 Post subject: |
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Cats work great 
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:20 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | | Cats work great |
My cat is scared to death of lizards, even the tiny baby ones  |
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:22 Post subject: |
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tonizito
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:24 Post subject: |
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| ixigia wrote: | | My cat is scared to death of lizards, even the tiny baby ones |
Yeah, but your cat is wayyy old...
Mine would kick all them lizards asses... 
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:24 Post subject: |
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And lizards are scary/disgusting why?
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:27 Post subject: |
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| tonizito wrote: | | ixigia wrote: | | My cat is scared to death of lizards, even the tiny baby ones |
Yeah, but your cat is wayyy old...
Mine would kick all them lizards asses... |
Yep, she's almost 18 now , but she's never liked lizards, mouses or insects. Laziest cat in the universe I guess  |
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:29 Post subject: |
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| kenny64 wrote: | | We don't have lizards in cold Norway, but whats so disgusting about them? aren't they just slow moving friendly creatures? they don't carry diseases or other shit do they? |
| BearishSun wrote: | | And lizards are scary/disgusting why? |
Not scary but disgusting because they freaking dirty my walls or bed or stuff by moving with their slimy sick bodies and it makes me feel like vomiting... the way they walk around everywhere and on things is just so damn annoying.
Worst part is that they move so fast its impossible to catch them in a plastic bag.  Googling gives me the same peacock feather or egg shell stuff which rarely works. I need a proper and permanent solution.
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:33 Post subject: |
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| BearishSun wrote: | | yuri999 wrote: | | Googling gives me the same peacock feather or egg shell stuff which rarely works. I need a proper and permanent solution. |
Close the doors and windows? |
They crawl through and get inside one way or another even when I keep them closed.
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:41 Post subject: |
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helvete
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:42 Post subject: |
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Find the biggest lizard and become its bitch. It should keep the other lizards away!
REPOST
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:50 Post subject: |
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Thanks BS. I'll investigate these methods
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Nalo
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:57 Post subject: |
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fisk
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:59 Post subject: |
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You are not a man.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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dsergei
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 21:02 Post subject: |
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Heh, went to Indonesia this winter and i had lizards walk into my hotel room every day. They have huge greenish yellow ones that look great and small white ones that are almost transparent. And once i walked in and saw a GIANT TOAD sitting on the table like a boss. It slowly and gracefuly descended from the throne and walked under the sofa. Was pretty scared to sleep cause i thought it might jump onto me during the night.
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 21:08 Post subject: |
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Don't know, all those animals seem to be pretty cool I just want fucking spiders and flies out of my house! Damn bastards...
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Nalo
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2011 21:32 Post subject: |
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| Nalo wrote: | | If ya having lizard problems I feel bad for ya son... I got 99 problems but a lizard ain't one... |
I got 99 problems and they all lizards wish I was jiggaman, carefree living... |
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