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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 12:01 Post subject: |
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should have someone like Wes Craven, George A Romero, or the guy that did the Blade film. Or even get some of the directors that made the banned videos (the Video Nasties from the 80's)
George W Bush -
'...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas.'
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Feb 2005 14:19 Post subject: |
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faces o death 
pwnage 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Client
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Location: Nordschleiffe 4 Life!
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Mar 2005 07:53 Post subject: |
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He has made a one "decent" film, imo, and that was Heart of America. Althou it could have been the concept of movie, which made it "enjoyable". All the rest have been crap-o-rama.
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 14:05 Post subject: Uwe boll hacked ! |
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 21:27 Post subject: |
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| PhoBichNga wrote: | | enzi666 wrote: | | I wonder where he has all the money to make this crap. |
Have you even seen his movies or the websites for them?... Anybody with a McDonalds salary could finance them (not to mention probably write a better plot for them too).  |
Not quite. This is funded by Germans. Theres a loop whole in German tax that Boll is using the make back all the money on his movies, even if they are bombs. The investors invest in this piece of shit, only because they want money. I hate these fuckin' German nazis. Thats what this is, controlling movie game-based franchises and raping them.
If anything, if his movies get any worse, he wont be able to find a distributor. Than, there would be no theatrical release unless Boll payed for it himself. If he did that, it only probably only be limited in theaters, and than go direct to video. Go watch the trailer of his next shit film Blood Rayne. I think hes trying to end actors careers. Its all over for Michael Madsen. That film is headed towards disaster. He already ruined Slaters career big time.
Oh, and I got some bad news. If you go to his real site which is http://www.boll-kg.de hes making more movies. Theres more games being added to the movie list that isnt on IMDB.
I got an idea for Far Cry movie tagline:
Its a Far Cry from a decent film.
More like when this movie opens, people are going to committ suicide in the theatres.
http://www.uwebollisantichrist.com/
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 21:28 Post subject: |
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| Client wrote: | | He has made a one "decent" film, imo, and that was Heart of America. Althou it could have been the concept of movie, which made it "enjoyable". All the rest have been crap-o-rama. |
Your a fuckin idiot, get the fuck out of here. That movie was sick. A guy raping a retarded girl?
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 21:28 Post subject: |
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A guy raping a retarded girl? Thats what was in the movie.
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nouseforaname
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 21:54 Post subject: |
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| xAiTheHitman wrote: | | Not quite. This is funded by Germans. Theres a loop whole in German tax that Boll is using the make back all the money on his movies, even if they are bombs. The investors invest in this piece of shit, only because they want money. I hate these fuckin' German nazis. Thats what this is, controlling movie game-based franchises and raping them. |
Precisely right, this is discussed here:
http://slate.msn.com/id/2117309/
| Quote: | How To Finance a Hollywood Blockbuster
Start with a German tax shelter.
As paradoxical and absurd as it sounds, it's cheaper for a Hollywood studio to make a big-budget action movie than to make a shoestring art film like Sideways. Consider Paramount's 2001 action flick Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. On paper, Tomb Raider's budget was $94 million. In fact, the entire movie cost Paramount less than $7 million. How did the studio collect over $87 million before cameras started rolling?
First, they used the German tax-shelter gambit. Loopholes in Germany's tax code are responsible for a good portion of Paramount's profits—an estimated $70 million to $90 million in 2003 alone. Best of all, there's no risk or cost for the studio (other than legal fees). |
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 06:52 Post subject: |
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Well. I do got an idea.
Instead of the whole killing him and doing petitions part, which wouldnt work. Why dont we somehow find a way to end the German Tax loophole? Its the only way.
Like Macgyver used to say
"Theres always a way to fix things"
So what I'm saying is why not build up enough of a fanbase against that, and maybe higher ups in the right places would do something? It may sacrifice alot of good films that would do well, but it would take out Boll.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 06:55 Post subject: |
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Actually. Realistically this might work. We already got a HUGE group against Boll on the internet already. Got enough to work with.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 08:13 Post subject: |
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Meanwhile, noones doing nothing.
http://gallery.bollfans.com/thumbnails.php?album=1
Look at that! LMAO. That first picture is hilarious. Not to mention theres a scene with Meatloaf on a vampire horse, breaking through a castle wall I hear. LMFAOOOOOOOOO
We can now add 4 more names to the RIP dead actors career list.
Ben Kingsley
Michael Madsen
Kristanna Lokan
Michelle Rodriguez
Almost forgot, add Billy Zane to that list to.
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| Posted: Mon, 2nd May 2005 02:58 Post subject: |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649&p=1
i just laughed my ass of and felt sorry for beeing german too....weired combination...
my studdies inlcude movie production, storyboard writing and all that too....so fear me hehe
jesus christ was a gangsta rapper. they killed him. he came back and made a platinum album.
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Client
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| Quote: | | Your a fuckin idiot, get the fuck out of here. That movie was sick. A guy raping a retarded girl? |
Are you retarded??? you remember one scene of the movie (and specially that), and call me a idiot? you do know, what this movie is about? in this case I seriously doubt it.
So take a chill pill or watch that movie again, and keep you illiterate comments to yourself, mr i-know-all-about-movies, wanker  |
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| Posted: Wed, 4th May 2005 07:21 Post subject: |
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| toeffy wrote: | http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649&p=1
i just laughed my ass of and felt sorry for beeing german too....weired combination...
my studdies inlcude movie production, storyboard writing and all that too....so fear me hehe |
After reading all this...and i hate to read more than 3 lines...anyway...Uwe Boll is a complete failure and he is making a game on FarCry..WTF!!!...That moron will probably add some zombies to spice up the movie.
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| Posted: Wed, 4th May 2005 15:05 Post subject: |
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| Kommando wrote: | | toeffy wrote: | http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649&p=1
i just laughed my ass of and felt sorry for beeing german too....weired combination...
my studdies inlcude movie production, storyboard writing and all that too....so fear me hehe |
After reading all this...and i hate to read more than 3 lines...anyway...Uwe Boll is a complete failure and he is making a game on FarCry..WTF!!!...That moron will probably add some zombies to spice up the movie. |
Haha!... damn I had good laughs!
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nouseforaname
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Fri, 6th May 2005 19:53 Post subject: |
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| toeffy wrote: | http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649&p=1
i just laughed my ass of and felt sorry for beeing german too....weired combination...
my studdies inlcude movie production, storyboard writing and all that too....so fear me hehe |
rofl,
| Quote: | | We kept arguing with him about how to actually tell a scary story, as it became apparent he had absolutely no idea what he was talking about. A big point of contention was the monsters; he wanted tons of big, slimy, dog-looking CG monsters all over the story, while we kept repeating it was far scarier to keep them in the dark - hey, what do you know, kinda like the title - and build suspense. We tried to use the (at the time) recent film "Signs" to explain this to him, but everything seemed to bounce right off the guy. Boll then went off on a rant that should rank as one of the most confusing arguments ever in history. |
The more things change, The more they stay the same.
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| Posted: Fri, 6th May 2005 20:26 Post subject: |
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removed completely idiotic and stupid remarks.
open again.
stop the flaming or some1 will get temp. banned.
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anarxist
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| Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 17:06 Post subject: |
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A quote from here:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649&p=2
| Quote: | | "The other practitioners of cinematic drivel can rest a little easier now; they can walk in the daylight with their heads held high, a smile on their lips and a song in their heart. 'It's okay,' they'll tell themselves. 'I didn't make Alone in the Dark'." |
he-he-he.
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