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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 15:05    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
You best start believing in scat threads...
you're in one.



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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 15:08    Post subject:
Laughing
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m3th0d2008




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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jun 2011 10:50    Post subject:
Holy friggin shit, how die I miss this thread Scratch Head

Taking a dump is one of my highlights of the day! It's my freedom and harmony time Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jun 2011 13:54    Post subject:
m3th0d2008 wrote:
Holy friggin shit, how die I miss this thread Scratch Head

Taking a dump is one of my highlights of the day! It's my freedom and harmony time Laughing


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jun 2011 16:15    Post subject:
POO IS WHAT IT IS DELICIOUS!
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jun 2011 16:24    Post subject:
Here google translations fails miserably. Very Happy


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jun 2011 16:29    Post subject:
What does it correctly translate into then?
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jun 2011 16:33    Post subject:
Pooping is the most pleasant experience. (loosely translated)


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helvete




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jun 2011 16:38    Post subject:
He must have led a boring life indeed. Everybody knows taking a dump and jerking off at the same time is the ultimate experience. Very Happy


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Saner




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2014 13:19    Post subject:
Just imagine the size cock you could fit up your arse if you can get a shite like that out.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2014 14:07    Post subject:
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Saner




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2014 14:16    Post subject:
Fuck no, something that size up my arse would tear me apart.

I would rather have a little pinky Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2014 17:46    Post subject:
In my office building, there is someone whose shit is so big that it cannot be flushed. I walked in a stall twice now, and I saw it, and I was disgusted. Like how is it possible for something so big to exit someone....

But then I remember seeing porn, and some guys have giant cocks so, if that can fit in a bum, surely a turd can easily get out Laughing


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Anticasper




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 17:24    Post subject:
With poop logs like that at least you are tickling your prostate while you are at it. Very Happy
Anyway ehm use more olive oil on your salads?


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deadpoetic




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2014 18:36    Post subject:
Install one of these food shredder that are often found in kitchen sink!


or shit in the sink
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Aug 2018 20:38    Post subject:
Miss the quality threads form the past… Sad
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Frant
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Aug 2018 21:03    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
Fuck no, something that size up my arse would tear me apart.

I would rather have a little pinky Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green


No you don't. I went to the hospital with what proved to be an ulcer. While laying on the bed, an intern put on his gloves and squirted his gloved hand with slime and told me to pull down my pants and lay on my side. Yes, he put his finger into my pooper (to find any tumors, polyps, whatever they're digging after). It was the most uncomfortable thing I could think of, both physically and mentally.


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