Someone working for Facebook?
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KALBI




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:39    Post subject: Someone working for Facebook?
I need someone who works for facebook or has a friend who does. Its really urgent and important. If you do or have a friend who does, plese contact me and I will explain what the problem is.


Please, this is serious. No trollin
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:41    Post subject:
My friend of a friend whos cousin has a friend has this friend that has a friend that works for facebook

Would you like me to contact him?


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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:41    Post subject:
A lot of us here work for Facebook. What do you need?
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KALBI




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:45    Post subject:
Why do people always have to troll? Someone needs help and looks for it and people just start making fun with lame jokes.
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BonerUK




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:46    Post subject:
Kings Bounty? Cool Face
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juniR




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:46    Post subject:
KALBI wrote:
Why do people always have to troll? Someone needs help and looks for it and people just start making fun with lame jokes.


Cos ppl make posts that basically ask for it. Don't be daft ffs... Rolling Eyes
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:49    Post subject:
I actually work for Facebook for the love of god. But don't bother asking me now.
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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:49    Post subject:
I worked for facebooks but got fired when I changed everyones picture to a giant dildo, Marky mark didn't think it was as funny as I did. Sad


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juniR




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:53    Post subject:
BearishSun wrote:
I actually work for Facebook for the love of god. But don't bother asking me now.


Check your PMs Cool Face
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:54    Post subject:
Prefetian wrote:
I worked for facebooks but got fired when I changed everyones picture to a giant dildo, Marky mark didn't think it was as funny as I did. Sad


facebooks?


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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:55    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:
Prefetian wrote:
I worked for facebooks but got fired when I changed everyones picture to a giant dildo, Marky mark didn't think it was as funny as I did. Sad


facebooks?


facebooks, facebook....whatever. Razz


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juniR




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:56    Post subject:
Prefetian wrote:
besthijacker wrote:
Prefetian wrote:
I worked for facebooks but got fired when I changed everyones picture to a giant dildo, Marky mark didn't think it was as funny as I did. Sad


facebooks?


facebooks, facebook, McDonalds ....whatever. Razz


fixed! Very Happy
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:56    Post subject:
how about asking AT facebook? I heard they have that big website over there in the clouds...
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:56    Post subject:
You need some kind of distasteful picture removed?


Formerly known as iconized
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:58    Post subject:
i guess he does not know how to use the three seashells xD
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KALBI




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 20:59    Post subject:
If I lived in a country where they had an office, I would call or go there, but unfortunatelly, I dont.
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 21:00    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
how about asking AT facebook? I heard they have that big website over there in the clouds...


Their site is actually anti contacting them about issues. There's really no way of actually getting ahold of facebook.


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 21:04    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
Lutzifer wrote:
how about asking AT facebook? I heard they have that big website over there in the clouds...


Their site is actually anti contacting them about issues. There's really no way of actually getting ahold of facebook.
Indeed. It's the Google model of software development: "it's free so they have no right to bitch about customer service".
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 21:08    Post subject:
Fuck it in the butt.
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 21:16    Post subject:
KALBI wrote:
Why do people always have to troll? Someone needs help and looks for it and people just start making fun with lame jokes.


Joke??? besthijacker was talking about my mates ex girlfrields old schoolmates fathers favorite pizza baker.


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 21:26    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Fuck it in the butt.


I have no clue how he is supposed to pull this off but that doesn't stop me from seconding this notion.
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 21:56    Post subject:
no, we cant send you the pics your ex has of her in the bikini, that you cant see anymore since she blocked you...sorry.

and its just facebook, how urgent and important can it be you need it done RIGHT NOW.


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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 22:16    Post subject:
Is the next question - "I desperately need someone who can hack facebook?! Is anyone here in LULZSEC?!"
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ivan1real




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 22:20    Post subject: Re: Someone working for Facebook?
KALBI wrote:
I need someone who works for facebook or has a friend who does. Its really urgent and important. If you do or have a friend who does, plese contact me and I will explain what the problem is.


Please, this is serious. No trollin

If you actually tell the problem and not act like its a government secret I'm sure there will be less trolling.
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KALBI




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 22:30    Post subject:
The problem is that I am going abroad to study, and I have a birthday coming up in just a couple of days. I was going to tell everybody then and now I cant gather everyone. There are a lot of friends who I contact with only through facebook, old classmates and etc. So this is huge to me because I have no idea when and if I will be back and I need to be able to say goodbye to everybody in person.
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ivan1real




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 22:35    Post subject:
So whats the problem? Tell them.
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 22:40    Post subject:
how would someone at working at facebook help you message people on your friends list?


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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 22:41    Post subject:
so let me get this straight... you have "friends" that you only talk on "facebook"
thats quite sad...are you sure they are your friends?


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KALBI




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 22:50    Post subject:
ivan1real wrote:
So whats the problem? Tell them.


Did so. No answer.


By helping me reactivate my profile faster.


Yeah, I do. People change numbers, adresses, and stuff. I cant keep in touch with everyone by phone or skype. I find it to be more sad that someone will unsuccessfully try to be funny, when another is in need.
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ivan1real




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 22:56    Post subject:
You can make a new account, and send a message to everyone that you want to come. I think you can send a message without them being your friends. Its more of a hassle but if you really want it.
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