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Posted: Thu, 12th May 2005 19:44 Post subject: E=mc^2 |
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i bet einstein just made that shit up.. after smoking some pot, while thinking about different dimensions he made that up. Since he didnt have any scientific material, so he just took that from wind. Actually, it took 10 years to came up with that idea, but still. He just made a big assumption,
which later on was scientifically tested as true.
So i do the same thing,
P=IQ
Postcount equals Intelligence Quotient,
let this be stated as fact in the future.
my precious nobel
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Posted: Thu, 12th May 2005 19:46 Post subject: |
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i have even a better theory
S=P^2²³
skidrow=pwnage
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TheSaint
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Posted: Thu, 12th May 2005 21:56 Post subject: |
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Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2
it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher?
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Posted: Thu, 12th May 2005 22:02 Post subject: |
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TheSaint wrote: | Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2
it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher? |
numero wrote: |
which later on was scientifically tested as true.
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Haven't you ever tried fully reading a post?
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Posted: Thu, 12th May 2005 22:38 Post subject: |
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AnimalMother wrote: | TheSaint wrote: | Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2
it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher? |
numero wrote: |
which later on was scientifically tested as true.
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Haven't you ever tried fully reading a post? |
well noticed 
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Posted: Thu, 12th May 2005 23:40 Post subject: |
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Posted: Thu, 12th May 2005 23:56 Post subject: |
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 00:52 Post subject: |
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Injurious wrote: | shouldn't it be
pc=iq?
cause post count is umm 2 words
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i guess, how ironic this is, i have proven that my equation works.
it takes more than 1400 posts to be able to count words.
:>
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 01:28 Post subject: |
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But abbreviations don't always represent the first letter of every world so it could mean anything. Numero was right 
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 01:55 Post subject: |
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 02:34 Post subject: |
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I´m hungry.
Watercooled 5950X | AORUS Master X570 | Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC | 64Gb RAM | 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p | etc etc
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 02:40 Post subject: |
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Quote: | Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other. |
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 03:08 Post subject: |
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damn, for a skinny boy you sure eat a lot
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 03:18 Post subject: |
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I dont eat often, but when i do...
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 05:37 Post subject: |
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omglolzpwn4g3j00g0tznuttinnubz!!!elevenoneone!!
//not getting laid for a long, long time...
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 05:44 Post subject: |
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 07:10 Post subject: |
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i say:
E = (h^2)/(8*m*a^2)*n^2
hehe, havin my physics finals today....
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 08:56 Post subject: |
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nouseforaname wrote: | Accelleron wrote: | //not getting laid for a long, long time... |
Understatement of the year  |
Hahah! 
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 10:56 Post subject: |
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Injurious wrote: | shouldn't it be
pc=iq?
cause post count is umm 2 words
but also pc=ss
ss = social status
also
lpc=nn
nn= nforce newbie where l means low
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lpc=nn //*1/l
pc=nn/l
on the other hand;
pc=ss //pc=nn/l
nn/l=ss //*l
nn=lss
so nforce newbie equals low social status. that makes sense
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from other thread by sublime
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nope. the people with high post counts are the stupid 1's, thus answering my theory of p=id post = idiots disease. |
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p=ID //*1/D
I=p/D
I=nn/D //nn=lss
I=lss/D //it is also said that in mass, stupidity exponentially increases.
I^p=lssm/D //ss=p
I^p=lpm/D //p=ID
I^p=lIm //*1/I
I^(p-1)=lm
so, by using this shagedelic formula, you can mathematically count amount of idiots, by using postcount and mass. how handy,
now where is the nobel
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 14:38 Post subject: |
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TheSaint wrote: | AnimalMother wrote: | TheSaint wrote: | Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2
it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher? |
numero wrote: |
which later on was scientifically tested as true.
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Haven't you ever tried fully reading a post? |
No, i have no time for it :D |
well, here comes the Lorentz transormation. You waisted 5 seconds to read the post, but to completely read the post, it would take 10 seconds.
Now, lets do some simple math.
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where t0=10 seconds, t=5 seconds.
t=t0/root(1-v^2/c^2) //*root(1-v^2/c^2), /t
root(1-v^2/c^2)=t0/t //()^2
1-v^2/c^2=(t0/t)^2 //*c^2
v^2=(c^2)*(t0^2/t^2-1) //*root
v=root((c^2)*(t0^2/t^2-1))
~ 519255768 m/s
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mmm, its faster than light, so i guess you are trapped to read the only half of the posts for the rest of your life.
so, this means i can post a tubgirl link at the bottom of the post, without worries. http://tinyurl.com/wn0
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 15:03 Post subject: |
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mmmhhhh...I like tempban cake.
It just has a sweet taste to it.
Injurious wrote: | And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch! |
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TheSaint
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Posted: Fri, 13th May 2005 15:12 Post subject: |
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numero wrote: | TheSaint wrote: | AnimalMother wrote: | TheSaint wrote: | Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2
it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher? |
numero wrote: |
which later on was scientifically tested as true.
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Haven't you ever tried fully reading a post? |
No, i have no time for it  |
well, here comes the Lorentz transormation. You waisted 5 seconds to read the post, but to completely read the post, it would take 10 seconds.
Now, lets do some simple math.
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where t0=10 seconds, t=5 seconds.
t=t0/root(1-v^2/c^2) //*root(1-v^2/c^2), /t
root(1-v^2/c^2)=t0/t //()^2
1-v^2/c^2=(t0/t)^2 //*c^2
v^2=(c^2)*(t0^2/t^2-1) //*root
v=root((c^2)*(t0^2/t^2-1))
~ 519255768 m/s
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mmm, its faster than light, so i guess you are trapped to read the only half of the posts for the rest of your life.
so, this means i can post a tubgirl link at the bottom of the post, without worries. http://tinyurl.com/wn0 |
No, i just read fast and selective.
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