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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 13:44    Post subject: Fucking health
OH HEALTH

Y U NO REGEN

Drugs and alcohol have destroyed my health I became a skinny piece of shit. How do I gain weight especially with a low appetite and a homeless diet?
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Neon
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 13:49    Post subject:
Become Christian Bale.




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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 13:49    Post subject:
Unfortunately I'm not a millionaire celebrity with access to tons of steroids.
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Neon
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 14:08    Post subject:
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 14:17    Post subject:
I quit dope, that's a start. smoking is next, I CANT LET SABIN BEAT ME!!
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 14:42    Post subject:


23 days now ^_^
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Jul 2011 14:43    Post subject:
You do not have the socio-economic problems I got. you're not a homeless man, YOU'LL NEVER FEEL MY PAIN!!!!!
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 10:25    Post subject:
You need a sugar momma to home you and fatten you up. Find one.
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Frant
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Aug 2011 10:45    Post subject:
Become Charles Bukowski... oh, wait, you're already a bum. Now all you need is what our sexy Canadian lady Pistolshrimp suggested, a sugar daddy...



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