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Mutantius
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| Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 22:10 Post subject: |
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Be Cool. - 7.0
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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Under
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| Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 23:14 Post subject: |
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Pure Pwnage (all 6 episode in row) serie : 9/10
OMFG U PWN ROLFOLOL ! 
from episode2 :
K - Camera Man
J - PwNEr
J : Dude did you see that guy man? I just met like a guy.. he's real cool
J : he's all like "come back to my house, play some games with me and stuff"
J : I'm like man I like pwn games and stuff right
J : And he's all like "well come back and play with me" and I tell him this is how I pwn.. like I pwn like this right and I started spanking and he's all excited and stuff ... and he's like "yeah, yeah that's like what I do too" and stuff
J : So you wanna maybe go back to this guy's like house, dude? And maybe play some games with him?
K : Jeremy..
K : Jeremy he's..
J : No, he's cool man
K : No, no, no, Jeremy you don't want to go to his place
J : No, no, he said he plays good games and stuff
K : No, no, no, he's.. plays gay games
J : - Well I mean he probably doesn't play Zero Hour or nothing
K : - No, no, no, no, like..
K : G - A - Y.. GAY
J : Oh Warcraft! Yeah, yeah, yeah..[
K : No, no, no..
K : He likes guys.. he likes to <bleeeeeep>
K : He puts his <bleep> in <bleeeep> <bleeeeeeep>
J : What's a orifice?
ROFL !   
Best PICKUP LINE :
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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| Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 23:33 Post subject: |
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K : No, no, no, he's.. plays gay games
J : - Well I mean he probably doesn't play Zero Hour or nothing
K : - No, no, no, no, like..
K : G - A - Y.. GAY
J : Oh Warcraft! Yeah, yeah, yeah..[
never heard of that proggie before
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Sat, 21st May 2005 19:19 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 21st May 2005 19:46 Post subject: |
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Kingdom of Heaven... 6.5
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| Posted: Sat, 21st May 2005 20:50 Post subject: |
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hmmm well i watched unleashed / danny the dog last night and it's kinda overrated i think. it was good but the conversations were forced and not well thought through. Also i didnt quite understand jet li's ability to speak english, i mean 1 time he'd be stuck on some words like ripe but could fully understand inter-connecting words that people were saying to him. An example of the forced conversation is when that victoria says about her past really quickly then says... sorry am i talking too much because i do that blah blah... could just see it was a kinda afterthought.Another niggling thought was there were 2 or 3 car flips the boss was in yet he didnt die on any.... also why did morgan freeman kill the guy.
6/10
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hahe
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| Posted: Sat, 21st May 2005 21:29 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | also why did morgan freeman kill the guy. |
He didn't kill him. He just knocked him out. A plant pot won't kill a guy. Anyway main reason he did it was cause he want Danny to get away from the killing.
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| Posted: Sat, 21st May 2005 23:02 Post subject: |
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he did kill him and haven't you seen british soaps? ppl gettin killed by ashtrays and shit.
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sun, 22nd May 2005 00:38 Post subject: |
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hahe
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| Posted: Sun, 22nd May 2005 07:34 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | he did kill him and haven't you seen british soaps? ppl gettin killed by ashtrays and shit. |
Nope I'm from the US so I haven't seen british soaps. I think he just knocked him out. I don't think he died from a hit over the head with a pot. Oh yeah about him and understanding a lot of words and stuff. Well he is I'm guessing in the movie about in his 30s so after that many years I'm sure he can understand conversations.
Today when I was working I saw parts of Unleashed. I noticed that one scene was missing that's in the european/tc version. Danny picks up Victoria from her school and they decide to go get ice cream. In the US version it just cuts from the scene before right to them in the ice cream place.
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Griffon
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| Posted: Sun, 22nd May 2005 08:14 Post subject: |
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SW3: ROTS = 9/10 If you take all the bad acting+bad dialog+bad directing = 5/10... but if you just watch it for entertainment, it would be somewhere between 8-10/10
SW6: ROTJ = 5/10 Lucas, mind remaking 4-6 ? With new effects etc..? kkthxbye
Head In Clouds = 3/10 Go away John Duigan, we don't like you.
Starsky And Hutch = 6/10 Stiller was saving it... I think... Todd Phillips, go away, go join John Duigan. We don't like you either.
Robots = 7/10 loads of retarded/dirty jokes, but Giamatti saves it BIG time! he has like only 2-3 mins but those 2-3 mins make the whole movie... worth watching only for Paul...
Operation A2 = 5/10 Jack... Jackie, please stay in Hollywood.
Shipping News = 1.5/10, the only thing I enjoyed was the last sentance... waste of talent. Lasse Hallström go join John Dugian and Todd Phillips, you will look great together.
Leon = 9.5/10, LUC, u stay, we like you. Reno ownz.
About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.
Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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hahe
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd May 2005 01:39 Post subject: |
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SW3: ROTS-9/10. I really enjoyed it. I think it's the 2nd best out of them all. Empire Strikes Back being the best. Maybe it's because I just like the darker theme of them both.
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Griffon
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| Posted: Mon, 23rd May 2005 18:44 Post subject: |
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Be Cool - As a movie - 3/10, As a parody - 10/10
About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.
Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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kurisu
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| Posted: Tue, 24th May 2005 08:48 Post subject: |
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ab-normal beauty:
new pang brothers movie, incredible visuals and ok story 7/10
haute tension:
indie french lesbian slasher flick, not too bad 6/10
the jacket:
very cool, like donnie darko meets 12 monkeys 8/10
my sassy girl:
weird and very funny korean comedy, one to watch with the gf 8/10
elektra:
very, very bad piece of crap 3/10
don't i need some magical illegal thing?
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Griffon
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| Posted: Tue, 24th May 2005 09:49 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 24th May 2005 15:50 Post subject: |
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SW3 8/10 some cheezie lines & a lot of cheezie acting but good cinema fodder nevertheless.
The Jacket 9/10 nice
Appleseed (2004) 8/10 nice
House of a 1000 Corpses 6/10 not as good second time round
The Rundown 7.5/10 still entertaining
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| Posted: Tue, 24th May 2005 23:05 Post subject: |
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Well today i've been a bum and just watched the godfather and the godfather 2
simply amazing although i dont think brando shoulda won an oscar i think pacino shoulda. I love the past scenes with young vito, they probably shoulda added more of that still both are 10/10! for the past few nights ive been watching elektra (or trying to) i keep falling asleep partyl because of my comfy ass bed and partly because the film is boring. i'm about 20mins through i might watch it all tonight unless i watch the godfather 3
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| Posted: Fri, 27th May 2005 01:47 Post subject: |
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i watched hitch:
nothing really bad about it except a lil cliched and corney in places but it was slick too.. 6.5/10
i watched airplane! too.. it says on imdb that its a PG... how the fuck?!?!!? it's got nudity, some old woman snortin coke bad language etc..  it's hilarious though.
She must go to a hospital.
A hospital What is it?
It's a big building with patients but that's not important.
or...
Looks like I picked the wrong week
to quit smoking.
I took the wrong week
to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week
to quit amphetamines.
Looks like I picked the wrong week
to quit sniffing glue.
classic, pun, sarcastic, slap-stick humour LOVE IT... they just cant make them like that.
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| Posted: Sat, 28th May 2005 08:09 Post subject: |
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Just watched American History-X . I know it is old but it was one of the few excellent movies I had never watched.
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Mon, 30th May 2005 11:05 Post subject: |
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Team America World Police 7/10
Didnt think Id like it, was surprised its quite funny.
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Qemko
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| Posted: Tue, 31st May 2005 02:14 Post subject: |
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Revenge of the sith :
With emotional connection: 6.0 Damn editing, too fast!
without emotional connection: 7.5!
In the non-digital version it's a bit difficult to watch the obi vs anakin because of the similar saber color....
And there is so much onscreen on the space battle... !
I heart huckabees: 8.0 - great movie!
Ladder 49: the new name for shit - 3.0!
Top secret! - 5.5 ! i liked it more when i was a kid!
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Tue, 31st May 2005 10:53 Post subject: |
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Kung Fu Hustle
0/10
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