A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 22:00    Post subject: A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 22:01    Post subject:
He drinks the bear.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 22:01    Post subject:
snip


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 22:04    Post subject:
Lol, I get it. I love Sub-Zero


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 22:17    Post subject:
I told this joke the other day, except I ended it with "I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore"


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 22:19    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
I told this joke the other day, except I ended it with "I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore"


Sounds like you were watching SNL.

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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 22:46    Post subject:
for todays youth snl is comedic youth!


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 22:52    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:12    Post subject:
garus wrote:
At first I was like, but which one? But then I was like: ooooooooooooooooooh!


Alright.. explain Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:13    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
garus wrote:
At first I was like, but which one? But then I was like: ooooooooooooooooooh!


Alright.. explain Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:14    Post subject:
Yes Confused
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:15    Post subject:
It took me several hours to get it.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:18    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Yes Confused


The catholic priest is both a pedophile and a rapist.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:21    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
consolitis wrote:
Yes Confused


The catholic priest is both a pedophile and a rapist.


And he "walk" into a bar (no "s")? Razz
I thought it would be like a riddle or something Razz Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:26    Post subject:
The joke is that..they were like.. GET OVER HERE..like scorpian.. so the bartender was Sub-Zero.. get it? LOL IT MADE ME LAUGH AGAIN
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:29    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Neon wrote:
consolitis wrote:
Yes Confused


The catholic priest is both a pedophile and a rapist.


And he "walk" into a bar (no "s")? Razz
I thought it would be like a riddle or something Razz Smile


walk works.... should be walks for one person in this joke :>


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:34    Post subject:
If it was "walks" it would kind of ruin the joke, wouldn't it?
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:58    Post subject:
pedo alert


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 00:08    Post subject:
hey the joke is funny... i loled Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 00:09    Post subject:
You just laughed nervously, you had no idea someone was watching Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 01:51    Post subject:
whats so wrong with ordering a beer :human_steel:
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 10:51    Post subject:
good one Laughing
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