Fatal1ty gamer food.
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Slizza




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 15:17    Post subject: Fatal1ty gamer food.
Somewhat aimed at PC gamers so i'll put it in this section.

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/yes_folks_theres_now_fatal1ty_food_line


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 15:18    Post subject:
So, normal nuts packaged in fancy wrappings at higher prices? lol wut
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 15:19    Post subject:
Yup.
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 15:27    Post subject:
i dont want to eat fatal1tys nuts
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 15:35    Post subject:
If they don't offer Double XP codes for Call of Duty I won't buy them
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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 15:39    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
If they don't offer Double XP codes for Call of Duty I won't buy them


You whore, you.
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 15:43    Post subject:
Americaaaaaaaa, Fuck Yeah!
Stuff your ass
with some motherfucking gamer food now!

Laughing


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chiv




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 15:45    Post subject:
i dont think it'll ever replace traditional cheaper gamer food... you know... potato chips and the like...


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hailey




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:29    Post subject:
It's funny how out of touch these companies are thinking this guy is still relevant.

If you want to sell stuff to gamers put call of duty codes in there, don't try to tell people a bag of mixed nuts is 'essential gamer fuel'
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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:29    Post subject:


I would like some gamer chair where you don't need to get up to take a dump...I can take my shit while Im playin'..
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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:33    Post subject:
Here you go BLaM:

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xxax
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:33    Post subject:
Quote:
"I am excited to partner with GamerFood, because I felt snacks for gamers have been seriously lacking in this industry and I loved their mission to create the ultimate gaming lifestyle food," said Johnathan Wendel, also known as Fatal1ty. "Packed with protein and antioxidants on top of the energy supplements, GamerFood energizes and fills you up during intense gaming sessions. It provides a sustaining energy that is key for pro and casual gamers who want to perform at their best."


I've often gone to the supermarket and noticed a severe lack in gamer supplements. Sure you have ordinary nuts but gamer nuts are just so much better.

I think they are on to something.
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:37    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:


I would like some gamer chair where you don't need to get up to take a dump...I can take my shit while Im playin'..


12 years ago there was an epic Quake 3 magazine ad like this but much more. Can't find it now. Had everything you'd need right there.
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mach1ne




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:38    Post subject:
you have to admit there is heaps of potential for gamer flavoured nuts...

-double salty (aka sweating bullets fps nuts)
-late night spice
-smokey mmo marathon
-musk
-'cheese'
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xxax
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:48    Post subject:
Also isn't this guy good at Quake? Is this still relevant?
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BLaM!
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:53    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Here you go BLaM:



Laughing do want !!

LMLM wrote:
BLaM! wrote:


I would like some gamer chair where you don't need to get up to take a dump...I can take my shit while Im playin'..


12 years ago there was an epic Quake 3 magazine ad like this but much more. Can't find it now. Had everything you'd need right there.


Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:55    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Here you go BLaM:


But who's going to wipe your ass?
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Slizza




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:58    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
inz wrote:
Here you go BLaM:


But who's going to wipe your ass?

Employ a midget to be in the chair.

Or put a small dog in there n don't feed it.


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xxax
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 16:59    Post subject:
Slizza wrote:

Or put a small dog in there n don't feed it.


Thanks for that image...
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2011 17:01    Post subject:
wtf


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2011 08:55    Post subject:
Quote:
"Packed with protein and antioxidants on top of the energy supplements, GamerFood energizes and fills you up during intense gaming sessions. It provides a sustaining energy that is key for pro and casual gamers who want to perform at their best."


american food industry will never seize to amaze me. so let e get this straight - you sit on your ass and don`t move so you need to stuff it with energy food (calories), in order to achieve better results in clicking the m1 button. and then people wonder why americans are overweight...
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2011 11:11    Post subject:
noflip wrote:
Quote:
"Packed with protein and antioxidants on top of the energy supplements, GamerFood energizes and fills you up during intense gaming sessions. It provides a sustaining energy that is key for pro and casual gamers who want to perform at their best."


american food industry will never seize to amaze me. so let e get this straight - you sit on your ass and don`t move so you need to stuff it with energy food (calories), in order to achieve better results in clicking the m1 button. and then people wonder why americans are overweight...

eating habits + shit food in general=ammurika
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2011 13:24    Post subject:
''stop eating like a noob''

loooooooooll


Per aspera ad astra
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2011 16:15    Post subject:
Who is Fatal1ity?
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Slizza




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2011 16:32    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
They make overpriced "gaming" crap

Half the time (probably more) it offers no real advantage to gamers over anything else

It's unfortunate that eating this shit doesn't actually cause fatalities because anyone who pays anything but monopoly money for it deserves to die

There has been some good products.


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Voldy




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2011 01:36    Post subject:
Da hell eats nuts at the computer? Heck, anything at the computer whilst gaming.

The state of some of my friends keyboards when I have seen them, looks like a nuclear fallout between the keys.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2011 09:21    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
They make overpriced "gaming" crap

More like they whore out their brand to other companies so they can overprice their gaming crap.
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2011 11:08    Post subject:
I thought Fatal1ity was some nerd who who is (was?) good at playing games. Why would I want his nuts?
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