To honor my dear humpers I have another steam key for the basic Indie Bundle 4.
To earn such prize, I require a rhyme as to why you feel you should be the winner. but not just any old boring rhyme, I want it done in the theme and rhythm of a Dr. Suess rhyme. No shorties either, I want the creativity that has me laughing when I read here.
Spammers and trolls will be reported
Rules:
1) Must be in the form as if written by Dr. Seuss himself
2) Must have 800+ posts and be an active member of the non troll variant. ( I will check your post history)
3)Only 1 entry per person, make it count.
4) Must be in by Friday no later.
Winner will be chosen this Friday.
Good luck my friends.
Last edited by SpykeZ on Wed, 14th Dec 2011 02:13; edited 1 time in total
not sure what you expect from such rhymes and word puzzles,
i can pretend like i could write, but i really cant be bothered.
Do you need a certain amount of randomly strung together words,
or can i make up stuff like gagula gamalaga or is that too absurd ?
I guess i'll just go on and on with this witty compilation,
pretend i like WoW and really hate the united nation.
But you get my drift, no time to make another rhyme,
way too tired for this charade and for this all. out.
im a member since 08, m a regular in nforce,does posting means everything?(i hate trolling)
give me one if ur faithful.
edit-about the rhyme im still thinking and waiting for my poetic emotions to fill me up
you all know there is no beating me, once i started, i'll never end,
i conquer planets and destroy the opposition, i clear houses and clean dishes,
i break windows and make new laws, you are the rot on my shiny paws,
i will decimate you where you stand, rpg noob that bitch, who's the cunt,
there is no resisting there is no defense, im like rock scissor paper with all the hands.
You cant possibly beat me, there just is no way, i will eat you for breakfast, while spykez is getting laid...
biatch !
what a sham, those green eggs and ham.
free shit makes me squirm, not like that of a worm
bundle this hat along with a humble cat, and clean up the scat
for i shall bend you over like pam, and make you give me your indie
poetry in motion this is not, for originality i lack
now excuse me for i must scrub the all mighty sack
ya fock this, i gotta stop and think every line. poetry and rhyming is not my thing, and seuss.. well shit, its been too long lol
what a sham, those green eggs and ham.
free shit makes me squirm, not like that of a worm
bundle this hat along with a humble cat, and clean up the scat
for i shall bend you over like pam, and make you give me your indie
poetry in motion this is not, for originality i lack
now excuse me for i must scrub the all mighty sack
ya fock this, i gotta stop and think every line. poetry and rhyming is not my thing, and seuss.. well shit, its been too long lol
Lets give this a try, shall we kids,
can we count , one, two, three !
yes thats like it.
Look outside the window,
there in the meadow,
the sun is rising beautiful,
the horizon shining beautifully.
Lets go outside in the garden,
and dance around a pole,
but dont get dirty now,
lets put up a show !
And remember kids,
fun is not just for fun sake fun, but,
also fun for fun sake fun thus.
And always include the others,
dont be sad if they cant be bothered,
but remember always to ask, just in case,
you never know if someone is lonely, so,
feel free to ask them anytime you play,
and having fun, cause having fun alone,
ain't fun at aaaaaallll.
lol you already did one, which your first one that counts. when I wake up later is when the person gets the key. hope someone else other than sin and mike join up
Rabbit oh rabbit
make me Win or else mind it!
i know i cant organize words
neither im good with chords
so i wanna win ur bundle
im trying so hard even in this state of fuddle !
I am sure, of course, as you already know.
I'd appreciate some games on my steam, be a bro.
It is tactless and classless to rhyme without reason,
so I am sure my opponents will get convicted of treason.
But alas, as I know that this is the hump,
and when I am involved the result will surely get bump'd.
For there are those in the crowd who ink, sink not think,
that would squander and ponder but could never link this to pure instinct.
For I was born with it, aye it is in the blood,
I can find it easy and did not need a spud.
A spud is for digging, and digging I shall,
until I win the prize and call my friend SpykeZ a great pal.
Can i haz key?
Just one, for little 'ol me.
I tried many times to win this exact pack!
But curse my recent luck, I just couldn't win jack.
Hey is this that bundle with Super Meat Boy?
Man that game was tough, it tends to annoy!
Nightsky too?! on steamgifts i was denied entry,
Because Sabin had fuckin' threatened to stab me.
So throw me a bone, you charitable man.
Hook me up bro, doesnt that sound like a plan?!
Without these games, ill spend my nights cryin',
So gimme the key, before I tell everyone about you and Brian.
Well, Mike was the only one who did it right before friday. But fuck me Chiv and Fisk nailed that shit on the head and I'm going to be lenient because I'm sure they didn't see the thread because of them having a life. So I'm getting all 3 of you a key.
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