When trailers tells the whole movie
Page 1 of 1
fisk




Posts: 9145
Location: Von Oben
PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2012 22:03    Post subject: When trailers tells the whole movie
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3446840601/

I mean, seriously how dumb are the people who gave that movie 7.5? A plot that is so simple that after watching that trailer; I don't need to see the movie. Fucking wow.



Or this shit? I mean the "dragon"-type film has been done before and the plots are usually (with like one exception) the same old shit. And guess what, once again the trailer tells the whole film without the need to see it. Stupid people and their overlord Uwe will probably like it.



A remake of the norweigan troll hunter movie that actually manages to be worse than that shitfest? And the trailer tells the whole story. Haha.

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi70294553/

"Killer elite", only a retarded american or someone with a huge sense of irony would make this crap. And guess what? The trailer tells the whole story and reveals that it's a retarded american that made this shit. (And LOL at Robert Deniro who basically is that actor that was in amazing movies and now is the Uwe Boll of acting) (this movie pretends to be The Untouchables and fails miserably)



If B-quality porn movie makers made a regular film without porn... this is basically it, the sound and editing is basically what my first year students make in Premiere after two months of learning. And the trailer once again tells me the whole plot of the movie.



... and these are some of the latest movie releases ... it's fucking tragic.
Back to top
fisk




Posts: 9145
Location: Von Oben
PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2012 22:12    Post subject:
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2077596697/

Hooraaah... america fuck yeah, evey Bill and Joe is a HERO! YEAH FUCK YEAH! Movies like these make me into a bigoted hater. grinhurt


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
Back to top
Mchart




Posts: 7314

PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2012 22:15    Post subject:
Those all look like made for TV lifetime movies.
Back to top
fisk




Posts: 9145
Location: Von Oben
PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2012 22:27    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
Those all look like made for TV lifetime movies.


Those all look like complete shit. Why a single dime is spent on crap like this is mind boggling.
Back to top
garus
VIP Member



Posts: 34200

PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2012 22:28    Post subject:
snip


Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:27; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
tonizito
VIP Member



Posts: 51421
Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Jan 2012 22:37    Post subject: Re: When trailers tells the whole movie
fisk wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3446840601/

I mean, seriously how dumb are the people who gave that movie 7.5? A plot that is so simple that after watching that trailer; I don't need to see the movie. Fucking wow.

Quote:
Any movie that gets the audience involved in a positive way and leaving cheering is an excellent movie. It is like Rocky on adrenaline and with a whole lot better acting. Hugh Jackman, Evangeline Lilly and Dakota Goyo all have great performances. Dakota who plays the son really makes the movie, but all the actors performances are great. The guy who thought it boring... well, you lack passion and your soul must be dead. Real Steel is the absolutely hands down best movie I have seen in a long time. You will cheer, cry, laugh and be thoroughly entertained. I had to sit and watched the credits at the end just to catch my breath. Great movie.
Damn fisk, you truly have no soul. Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
Back to top
shole




Posts: 3363

PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2012 00:57    Post subject:
hey, i loved killer elite
fun assassinations and fun action scenes
not everything has to be shakespeare
(also, irish)
Back to top
Lathieza




Posts: 7146
Location: NL
PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2012 01:16    Post subject:
Thats why i stop trailers the moment a movie seems interesting.


Empty again Sad
Back to top
fisk




Posts: 9145
Location: Von Oben
PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2012 01:57    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
Thats why i stop trailers the moment a movie seems interesting.


Well, you don't need to worry here then.

My point though is that if a movie is so simple that it can be told (probably better) in 3 minutes, it probably is a shitty movie.
Back to top
zipfero




Posts: 8938
Location: White Shaft
PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2012 03:07    Post subject:
Your argument is completely deflated by using trailers from movies that cost less than a million dollars or something like that to make and are intended to be either intentionally bad or are directed toward a market that buy low priced movies(sort of like Asylum productions). Snow Beast is maybe a ripoff of Troll Hunter but its not the remake. That is scheduled to come out in 2014.

Whats next? You are going to say disaster movies are worse today and then use Metal Tornado and Mega Snake as your argument?

There are tons of poorly done trailers for great movies that do exactly what you are whining about

I mean all of these movies, except Killer Elite, look like they were taken from a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.


8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
Back to top
PumpAction
[Schmadmin]



Posts: 26759

PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2012 03:16    Post subject:
After watching the warrior trailer it was as if i saw the whole movie.although most of you guys rated it pretty high,i do not feel as if i have to watch it at all.


=> NFOrce GIF plugin <= - Ryzen 3800X, 16GB DDR4-3200, Sapphire 5700XT Pulse
Back to top
zipfero




Posts: 8938
Location: White Shaft
PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2012 03:24    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
After watching the warrior trailer it was as if i saw the whole movie.although most of you guys rated it pretty high,i do not feel as if i have to watch it at all.


You would be making a mistake.
Back to top
Sin317
Banned



Posts: 24322
Location: Geneva
PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2012 03:27    Post subject:
Thanks for talking about Dragons lol, going to rewatch Dragonheart ^^
Back to top
zipfero




Posts: 8938
Location: White Shaft
PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2012 03:33    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2077596697/

Hooraaah... america fuck yeah, evey Bill and Joe is a HERO! YEAH FUCK YEAH! Movies like these make me into a bigoted hater. grinhurt


From the same 'studio' that made Fireproof. Kirk Cameron if you can remember his irrefutable analogy about how god exists because of the banana Laughing. If you watch them knowing a little backstory they are quite hilarious. Uber religious twats Very Happy
Back to top
oupi1




Posts: 867

PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 02:39    Post subject:
I hate when trailers spoil a movie. Because of that I have started to stop watching a trailer midway through if I find the trailer interesting Very Happy Same as Lathieza


Last edited by oupi1 on Sat, 7th Jan 2012 02:57; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
Fever




Posts: 2745

PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 02:52    Post subject:
e.g: ATM (2011)
watch trailer & you just watched the whole movie! lol
Back to top
Nhiumewyn
Banned



Posts: 2705

PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 03:00    Post subject:
Better when trailers tell the whole movie than trailers being the whole movie.

Suddenly Michael Bay comes to mind. Laughing
Back to top
Frant
King's Bounty



Posts: 24642
Location: Your Mom
PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 04:59    Post subject:
The only Dragon movie that had a somewhat interesting plot was, to me, Reign of Fire. I liked that.


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
Back to top
freiwald




Posts: 6968

PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 05:21    Post subject:
http://actofvalor.com/#/TRAILER

same with this shitty trailer Very Happy
Back to top
LeoNatan
☢ NFOHump Despot ☢



Posts: 73213
Location: Ramat Gan, Israel 🇮🇱
PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 13:47    Post subject:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
Better when trailers tell the whole movie than trailers being the whole movie.

Suddenly Michael Bay comes to mind. Laughing

Yes but sometimes effects overcome people and they give flicks such as transformers 11/10 just for the effects. Laughing Wink Wink
Back to top
Nhiumewyn
Banned



Posts: 2705

PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2012 13:58    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
Better when trailers tell the whole movie than trailers being the whole movie.

Suddenly Michael Bay comes to mind. Laughing

Yes but sometimes effects overcome people and they give flicks such as transformers 11/10 just for the effects. Laughing Wink Wink


The world is lost. Laughing
Back to top
dizturbd




Posts: 335
Location: Right Here!
PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 07:22    Post subject:
If there is a movie that comes out and I really want to see it, I'll avoid the trailers at all costs! Have you ever seen a 38 year old male plug his ears and scream, "Lalalalalalalalalalala" for 60 seconds in public? Well, I haven't either, but everyone around me at the time did. lol Just kidding, I haven't gone that far in public, yet. But, I will definitely tune it out as much as possible if I can.


Back to top
dizturbd




Posts: 335
Location: Right Here!
PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 07:40    Post subject:
zipfero wrote:
Your argument is completely deflated by using trailers from movies that cost less than a million dollars or something like that to make and are intended to be either intentionally bad or are directed toward a market that buy low priced movies(sort of like Asylum productions). Snow Beast is maybe a ripoff of Troll Hunter but its not the remake. That is scheduled to come out in 2014.

Whats next? You are going to say disaster movies are worse today and then use Metal Tornado and Mega Snake as your argument?

There are tons of poorly done trailers for great movies that do exactly what you are whining about

I mean all of these movies, except Killer Elite, look like they were taken from a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.


Trailer for a recent PORN movie...
http://www.viddler.com/explore/xciritc/videos/1/ (Some Boobs)

I believe this is what he's referring to. It's actually more of an issue that porn scripts, budgets and quality have actually improved to a standard above what these low budget movies are currently holding.




Last edited by dizturbd on Tue, 10th Jan 2012 07:58; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
dizturbd




Posts: 335
Location: Right Here!
PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2012 07:56    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2077596697/

Hooraaah... america fuck yeah, evey Bill and Joe is a HERO! YEAH FUCK YEAH! Movies like these make me into a bigoted hater. grinhurt


As a Proud American I am saddened to believe the rest of the world thinks of us the way our propaganda ninjas (fox news, cnn), Hollywood, and our Presidents seem to portray us. I truly hope anyone of any intelligence would only feel the need to judge us once they came for a visit. And that bit of hopefulness rests on the belief that any foreigner of a non-Christian background or homosexual lifestyle never visits the state of Texas (should be a country of it's own).

Please remember Americans aren't the problem. American Government is! Occupy Wallstreet and the subsequent attempted takeovers should be proof enough that we are fed up with this shit! I know it doesn't seem that way because the world doesn't see the violence in the streets, the hostility, but believe me... it's there! It's extremely tough to fight the most powerful government in the world especially when they do just enough to keep everyone happy.

So, please... before you judge someone, please visit them and see what the situation is like. It's amazing how many people across the globe would love America if they only gave it a shot.


Back to top
Page 1 of 1 All times are GMT + 1 Hour
NFOHump.com Forum Index - Movie & TV Sparks
Signature/Avatar nuking: none (can be changed in your profile)  


Display posts from previous:   

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group