So it seems as if there are currently some problems with Frankfurt airport, so i sit here in this plane in Munich and wait for departure...12% battery left. Entertain me until i run out of battery
Well... if he is sitting in Munich and there are problems in Frankfurt airport that delayed the flight, it seems to me that he is flying to Tokyo from Moscow. Elementary!
Ankara - Frankfurt my 4 week vacation is over, everything went different but better than expected:D except for this fucking flight:( 11% battery left :notbad:
Mobile phone 7% left... No youtube for now :'( thx for the effort though
Am in Frankfurt now and waiting for my train. Nothing to eat left at home and 8 euro in coins left.. Need to find an ass to mouth as fast as possible :/
Enough is enough. I have enough of this motherfucking PumpAction on this motherfucking plane!
So:
Spoiler:
Let's put a barrier between us and a PumpAction
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Mobile phone 7% left... No youtube for now :'( thx for the effort though
Am in Frankfurt now and waiting for my train. Nothing to eat left at home and 8 euro in coins left.. Need to find an ass to mouth as fast as possible :/
Q: What do you call 500 white people jumping out of a plane ?
A: Snow
What do you call 5000 black people jumping out of a plane?
A: Solar eclipse
Q: What's the difference between Santa and Jews ?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Just read this pasta that i thought was marvelous
Quote:
>Im 15
>In bible camp
>Girl in a wheelchair, who is actually fucking hot as fuck, is sitting in her chair next to the the sports field
>I go up to her and ask if she's ok
>She says yeah, but obviously she's a bit bored to being able to play
>I get a tennis ball and we throw it back and forth
>Later on she texts me from her lodgings (girls and boys in separate areas) asking if I wanna meet at sunset
>Meet the chick, she's folded her chair and is sitting on a blanket so she doesnt seem broken
>2 hours later we're kissing, I tear her clothes off and undress, and fuck her
>It's really hard to control her legs while im on my knees thrusting, as they are flopping about in my one free hand
>Camp leaders come close, I say "Fuck, run" and run away
>I later realize she was disabled and she was lying there naked when the bible leaders came round
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