Can you have sex with a fat girl and not in the missionary
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jan 2012 23:29    Post subject:
Just do what feels right!



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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jan 2012 23:31    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Newty182 wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
No moar sex talk... it's red tide season Sad


So what's the problem? Have sex in the shower so you can clean up easy.



No! I got tricked once. Never again. Blood I can handle, blood clots... that shit is weird looking Sad



Did that once, only once. She really wanted sex so I was like ok whatever, it's just blood, then out came the clots and I was all like OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON MY DICK....I was 15 lol


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2012 00:09    Post subject:
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2012 10:13    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
doggy style should work if shes not a beast as stated above and would have her belly touching the floor.
But they're fun to fuck, they have soo much sexual energy and if you're a handsome man firemaster she'll be so grateful you're fucking her that you can even double dip, have her lick your dick clean and so on...
So have fun and dont forget the peanut butter Wink


oh gawwd lol,

and Jbeckman.., lol i was suprised to see ur input.. not ur normal review style lol..
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2012 10:16    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
Just do what feels right!
That's it?!

I Am Disappoint


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2012 12:48    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2012 12:56    Post subject:
garus wrote:
moosenoodles wrote:
Acer wrote:
doggy style should work if shes not a beast as stated above and would have her belly touching the floor.
But they're fun to fuck, they have soo much sexual energy and if you're a handsome man firemaster she'll be so grateful you're fucking her that you can even double dip, have her lick your dick clean and so on...
So have fun and dont forget the peanut butter Wink


oh gawwd lol,

and Jbeckman.., lol i was suprised to see ur input.. not ur normal review style lol..


Look again. That's a Yondaime's, just wrong author in the quote Very Happy


ah it is but I meant what JB said, I cant be arsed to change it though lol
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2012 13:19    Post subject:
Roll her in flour, look for the wet spot and the just go with it! Works in any position.
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2012 22:51    Post subject:
firemaster talks in riddles he only fucks animals.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2012 07:15    Post subject:
Slap her thigh and ride the wave!

In all seriousness, I completely agree with TC on this. Of course, he likes em a bit too big for my taste, and I'm an American!


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inz




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Jun 2012 04:20    Post subject:
Nice and moist.

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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Jun 2012 16:42    Post subject:
CIGARETTE FELL OFF MY MOUTH AND BURNED MY NAKED CHEST WHEN I SAW THIS
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Jun 2012 16:45    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Jun 2012 16:59    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
CIGARETTE FELL OFF MY MOUTH AND BURNED MY NAKED CHEST WHEN I SAW THIS


QUIT COMPLAINING YOU PUSSY, MINE CAUGHT FIRE

Fuck Yeah
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Jun 2012 19:39    Post subject:
BonerUK wrote:
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don't like looking at bums... it makes me think im gay and having intercourse with a man with long hair




waldo, i am dissappoint Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 18:06    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
CIGARETTE FELL OFF MY MOUTH AND BURNED MY NAKED CHEST WHEN I SAW THIS


you are a manly man
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 18:14    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 18:21    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
Vomit


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 18:38    Post subject:
God... their videos are always like that
The worst thing is that music is so retarded it is actually catchy in some terrible way.

Everything is better than this for like 3 weeks now:
"THIS OCTOPUS, LETS GIVE HIM BOOTS, SEND HIM TO NORTH KOOOOOOREAAA!!!"
Laughing


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 18:44    Post subject:
Laughing

and yes, i like some of their shitty songs as well. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jul 2012 16:02    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
BonerUK wrote:
Quote:
don't like looking at bums... it makes me think im gay and having intercourse with a man with long hair




waldo, i am dissappoint Sad


LOL LOL LOL



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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outtanames




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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jul 2012 05:53    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
so she's too fat. is she american fat?


What is that, a standard? Laughing
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jul 2012 06:41    Post subject:
@outtanames yes.
you have, thick, big boned, chubby, fat, obese, morbidly obese, and american fat.
once your country is known for making benches wider, plane seats wider, pizza a vegetable you become a standard.

@lutzi... y u I Am Disappoint Sad


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jul 2012 06:48    Post subject:
WHY DO YOU KEEP BUMPING THIS THREAD
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Jul 2012 08:36    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw


woa,who are these people.dat girl looks like she was a porn star right before she went 12.the whole video is optical heroin-withdrawal...ahhh.i dont want this in my head
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