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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2012 23:52    Post subject: The last watched bad movie.
Laughing

Post here the worst of the worst - you know, the ones they like the most.



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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:12    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:13    Post subject:
New movie by Michael Bay announce!!!111sqrt(121)

Opening shot - the White House. Dramatic military drums music. Cut to USA flag waving. Suddenly, some huge alien robot comes and start attacking the White House. Slow motion scenes of White House USA Sad exploding. USA Crying or Very sad.

Cut to oil drilling ship. Some 70s rock music playing. A funny yet many man character shoots golf balls at some anti-USA treehuggers boat, while cracking jokes at their hypocrisy. You see, he is a blue collar man, but he is very intelligent. Suddenly slow motion helicopter comes, uber military drum music plays. Rapper 50 cent plays General Halfcentennial Bill. He comes to recruit the oil drilling ship for a mission to save the world - USA - from evil aliens. This will become *drums* Battleship Command.

Using his extensive drilling experience, our hero comes up with a brilliant plan to save the world - USA's White Horse - from the evil aliens - drill through the center of the Earth right into the enemy's center of operation codenamed *drums* District 10.

But he must be very careful. If he is not careful while drilling, he might hit the many ancient mines left by Jesus 2003 years ago, and the Earth will explode. He has to *drums* sweep through the mines!
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:19    Post subject:
so when they get angry and cuss you out, they get banned while you lulz? Neutral
can we just stick to trolling w/o bullying?

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:19    Post subject:
Who got angry?
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:20    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:21    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:22    Post subject:
It's still 21st Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:25    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:26    Post subject:
just keep it civilized folks Sad plx....

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:28    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:31    Post subject:
...Battleship... I loved it... it had some of best cgi... mind blowing...

Why do I have to hide with my opinion? I simply loved it Very Happy Much better than I expected. Plot was this typical alien invasion american stereotype movie(with some good twists/characters and good jokes) but cgi stole the cake. Simply stunning and jaw dropping effects. Some of best I've ever seen. Together with awesome sound it makes for perfect cinema movie.
And if You have not seen my opinion in movie section, just as I've said. Finally a movie that is not an extended trailer. after first 30minutes, its non stop action(almost non stop).

here. I've said it. Can You just call me a derp and we can be done with it Rolling Eyes ?
After all, thats all I expect here...trolls. no matter what games or movies I present my point of view.
Thankfully there are still some good sane users here Smile

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:32    Post subject:
garus wrote:
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Sucker Punch

loved every second of it. fantastic visuals, soundtrack and one of the most innovative plots in recent years.
destined to be a cult classic 9/10





But I'd say, he gets 60% of the movies right Razz


Sucker punch was such a bullshit, but effects and action scenes were very good and had that specific charm

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:36    Post subject:
KC, have you watched Battle: LA?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1217613/
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:40    Post subject:
no. I've heard it is really terrible

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:45    Post subject:
garus wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
just keep it civilized folks Sad plx....


BTW, I see you finally remembered you have a last.fm account Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:45    Post subject:
I will watch it then sometime, but Nothing beats Battleship in alien invasion category. I need to see it again first Razz It was like Crysis1 the movie

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:49    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
no. I've heard it is really terrible

You might like it Cool Face Cool Face Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 00:50    Post subject:
If You recommend it Cool Face

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 01:04    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
garus wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
just keep it civilized folks Sad plx....


BTW, I see you finally remembered you have a last.fm account Razz


gf wanted to listen to some kansas Laughing


She has a fine taste Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 01:58    Post subject:
the women in black - I got really bored... I think I've watched too much "supernatural". Felt like a long boring episode of supernatural.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 09:10    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
KillerCrocker wrote:
no. I've heard it is really terrible

You might like it Cool Face Cool Face Cool Face
You should try the game Sad
Its one of the few FPS games I just couldn't complete...
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 09:11    Post subject:
The latest Underworld - 3.5/10. Kate's british accent. And that's it.

Also, KC, as a response to what you said in the original thread: it's constructive criticism, take it as it is. Improve the aspects we're picking on. I'm not trolling you, I'm fucking trying to do something. Well, maybe some times I am trolling Cool Face. But not every time, it's like 20% of the time.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 11:21    Post subject:
Laughing Ok I get it. I just liked the flick Razz Don't worry. I am not an everything liking derp lol wut

hey deelix, I thought You liked that game Cool Face

Women in black wasn't that terrible... 6+/10. Absolutly watchable:p
havent seen any of the underworld movies

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 11:50    Post subject:
huxanomaly2 wrote:
But not every time, it's like 20% of the time.
LOL

20%, suuuuuuure Cool Face

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 12:07    Post subject:
Trolling has it's purposes Cool Face.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2012 12:35    Post subject:
Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)



10/10 bad movie rating.
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