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Sin317
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 Posted: Fri, 27th Apr 2012 06:35 Post subject: Dont you just hate TEASES |
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last night i was at a concert (punk, so you can imagine the growd hehe) and after i went to another place which wa still open. Met a friend of mine there (a girl), a girl with whom i made out several times ...
So we're talking and i jokingly say "lets continue at your place" , didnt expect anything, and she actually said yes (and she said it quite motivated, if you know what i mean). So a bit later, i lose her out of my sight and thought "maybe she is already on the way", so i call her and indeed, she was on the way (she said she looked for me and also thought i was already gone). So i call her and ask her "so after at your place ?" And she replies with "who else ?". I say "nobody" .. "only you and me" and again she replies "OK, lets meet in front of my place"
(so to sum up, she know, that we were alone from the beginning)
So we end up at her place and horny as i am, my hand start to wander over her body (she has such a great ass lol), so one hand is on her back, moving between her back and her ass, np. So i have my hand on her ASS and all fine. Then i try to turn her head in my direction so i can kiss her and she goes all like "oh no please dont". I tried 4-5 times again (hey, i met enough women who enjoy being a bit dominated that way or actually require you to "push" them into the right direction ^^ (obviously im talking about playful domination, not real physical one).
Being a real man, i obviously had better things to do and told her bye im leaving and just went home.
So, dont you hate these kinda waste of times, too ?
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Sin317
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Apr 2012 09:36 Post subject: |
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yeah feels a bit like that lol.
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spankie
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Apr 2012 15:38 Post subject: |
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yeah, some 'ladies'...i went on a date recently with a rather special female species. We were having fun, i was asking flirty questions, she was flirty back. "Do you have big feet?" -"yeah, quite, why?" "So you must have a big dick" -"Oh, so you have big feet as well, cause you have quite a nice set of tits" *flattered*. -"Did you ever date black person?" , I answer "no, did you?". "-yeah", "is it true what they say?" "No, but he had no big feet, must have been that. what size are yours?" -"46" "yeah, that's big"
So actually i am not that sexually with people i hardly know, but we were having a fun evening. Then all of a sudden out of the blue she starts "well, actually i am a little bid sad at the moment". So i ask why "Well yeah, yesterday I had steamy horny sex with my ex bf, but now i made him cheat his new gf and i feel bad about it". So, i sat there like a retard, trying to figure out what to say. And then i just said "Well, what could i do to make you feel better?" -"Obviously not sex, because that's what made me sad. That's what you were referring to, no?"
And then the 'vibe' was killed and everything got silent and awkward and i just left and never saw her again. What kind of girl drives 50k to have a date, is having a date and then starts about sex with the ex the previous day? 
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Apr 2012 17:00 Post subject: |
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Damn Spankie I would be like (╯°O°）╯FUS RO DAH! ==== ┻━┻
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spankie
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Apr 2012 18:32 Post subject: |
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At first I was, "are you fucking kidding me? I am running, see ya". Then I thought "Well, you must be rather easy, and you're quite spicy, maybe this goes somewhere rather easily". But then I thought "Maybe she's trolling". Then I though "Is this some random chick trick to test my response?". And then my brain shut down and kept rebooting and I couldn't produce a half a conversation anymore. And I kept wondering, 'Why the fuck would you mention this? If you are a slut, don't mention it. If you are horny, don't mention it. If you want to get rid of me, mention it, but why the fuck are you getting frisky with me and complementing the dick? Do girls really think I get turned on by the fact that another guy deposited 8cc of sperm inside her vagina, which I was trying to get into as well?'
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Apr 2012 19:56 Post subject: |
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I think both the OP and spankie could've gotten laid if they had shown a bit of patience. I think a lot of women don't like men who "jump the gun" because they like the feeling of "tension/apprehension" that comes out of drawing things out and to them the "Hhurgh hurgh fuck now?" is the mood-killer, not the "taking command"-thing or grabbing her, the anticlimax of someone herpaderping it.
Be smooth ffs.
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Apr 2012 22:33 Post subject: Re: Dont you just hate TEASES |
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| iNatan wrote: | | Sin317 wrote: | | Being a real man, i obviously had better things to do |
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cya bitch ill just go pleasure myself!
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Apr 2012 06:20 Post subject: Re: Dont you just hate TEASES |
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| iNatan wrote: | | Sin317 wrote: | | Being a real man, i obviously had better things to do |
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 Knowing Sin... I bet it would be playing Diablo 3 beta on hardcore!
1 and 2 are still amazing. |
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