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Werelds
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Fuck you.
Every single one of these big fucking clueless piece of shit companies hire fucking uneducated illiterate people to handle anything IT and Web related. Running on fucking Windows XP, with 16-bit colours and IE7/8. You then expect fucking QuickTime encoded videos to work, wonder why your beautiful transparent PNG looks like complete crap and don't get why we tell you HTML5 video won't work for you. Meanwhile you throw 50 grand at a design that a 6-year old can create and 25 grand at an advertisement campaign with the aforementioned QuickTime video at a wonderful 640x480 resolution and find it weird that it looks shit when "scaled up" to 720p. But paying a 15-year old 200 EUR to install a decent browser and fix your goddamn Windows settings is not done.
No really, fuck you. Specifically if you have anything to do with Chanel.
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jun 2012 20:46 Post subject: |
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U mad bro?
We are big corporation, resistance is futile - and we have good IT. 
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tonizito
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jun 2012 20:47 Post subject: |
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Faek und gay, after all none of these so called big corporations have tried to hire me 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jun 2012 20:53 Post subject: |
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At least they pay me mediocre 
| Lutzifer wrote: | | and yes, mine is only average |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jun 2012 20:58 Post subject: |
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| Werelds wrote: | | Running on fucking Windows XP, with 16-bit colours and IE7/8. |
It wasn't a big corporation, but at least the 60-70% of the offices here had this amazing combo xD |
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Jun 2012 21:16 Post subject: |
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its like companies expecting html based emails to work on outlook that uses the word for office html renderer
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garus
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Werelds
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garus
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LeoNatan
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That's why you should always carry an iPad with you and demo on that.
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Neon
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LeoNatan
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He has an iPad 3 and plays DrawSomething - gay is implicit. 
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Neon
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garus
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LeoNatan
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Why would he care? He has created what he was asked for and can demo it.
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garus
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StarSpeak
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heh, this kind of crap burned me out of IT. Too many stupids!
piracy isn't a hobby, it's a way of life
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Bigperm
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I agree Werelds. I worked for a huge Multinational for about 3 years when i graduated. The amount of wasted money and incompetence made me go crazy.
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jun 2012 19:13 Post subject: |
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The corporate drone arrives. Fucking corporate douchebags!
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