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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 18:22    Post subject: Open the nearest book to page 45 and read the first sentence
That's your sex life in 2012.

"sleeveless blouse had been ripped; the elastic band which - fashionably - compressed her
breasts could be seen: It had elegant embossed pale-pink fleurs-de-lis imprinted on it, and
for no logical reason the perception of this unrelated, meaningless sense-datum registered
in his mind."

Oh Philip, you magnificent bastard.

(Philip K. Dick - Ubik)




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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 18:31    Post subject:
The first sentence exactly as it appears on the page?

"Soon all of the companions were cut and bleeding and covered with garbage and filth"

Classy. (oh and this is from Dragons of Winter Night, volume 2 of the Dragonlance Chronicles)


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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 18:33    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
The first sentence exactly as it appears on the page?

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Yeah.

Also, Aww Yeah




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 18:35    Post subject:
snip


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 18:40    Post subject:
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An “incomplete process” is a process that either is not performed or
partially performed.


Laughing

from the CMMI for developement manual (only book that I have with me atm, because of my thesis).



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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 18:45    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 18:47    Post subject:
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"Good Idea," I said.


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The whole way there she was messing with his brain, talking about stings and bees and special treats for good boys, right up until I cut her off mid-sentence and said, "There's going to be a lady there with a needle who's going to cause you pain - but there's nothing we can do about it. There are some things in this world we just have to get on with


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 20:00    Post subject:
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This is a well-circumscribed area of anatomy, which is of interest not only because the ulnar nerve can be blocked to provide surgical anaesthesia, but also because it is vulnerable to damage during general anaesthesia.



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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 20:10    Post subject:
as long as its not a well-circumsized area Laughing


mine sounds like group-sex grinhurt

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it s from the latest walking dead comic Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 20:15    Post subject:
"The girl who was bound to a stake had her head turned away from us, but I felt my heart quicken as I looked upon her form".

(Robert Zelazny- Amber)


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 20:21    Post subject:
I don't even want to know what book is that Inz xD
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 20:24    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
I don't even want to know what book is that Inz xD


The Anaesthesia Science Viva Book; By Simon Bricker Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 20:33    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
ixigia wrote:
I don't even want to know what book is that Inz xD


The Anaesthesia Science Viva Book; By Simon Bricker Laughing


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The first argument is the octal value, followed by the file or directory name.


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zmed




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 21:01    Post subject:
"Why are you the pilot of a Dutch privateer?"

- Shogun by James Clavell Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 21:26    Post subject:
"Before Loewis experiment scientists believed that the nerves' control of different body functions went directly in the shape of electric impulses."
-Explaining society, 2nd ed. by Danermark, Ekstrom, Jakobsen and Karlsson

(Translated from swedish)


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 21:48    Post subject:
The nearest bookwork here is the Dutch Yellow Pages and it starts with page 473 for some reason.


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 21:59    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
The nearest bookwork here is the Dutch Yellow Pages and it starts with page 473 for some reason.


473+44=517, now READ IT BITCH!


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vegitayo




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 22:02    Post subject:
i can only expect from her to gift me endlessly

F.M Dostoievski - The Adolescent


out of sig inspiration for the moment Okay
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Grale
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 22:27    Post subject:
His jaws gaped so wide that i could see far down his throat.

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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 22:39    Post subject:
"He arrived ten minutes after me and he brought his own company, a big blond Swede with a Chinese broad in tow."

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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 22:44    Post subject:
Laughing it s getting hotter in here with the last posts Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 22:47    Post subject:
"more clever than his appearance suggested"
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Neon
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jul 2012 22:48    Post subject:
LMFAO

I swear to god this is the one I opened, no cheating for finding dirty stuff Laughing

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The darkness drops again but now I know, that twenty centuries of stony sleep were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jul 2012 01:51    Post subject:
Since he didn't retaliate, these guys thought he was damaged. That was their mistake, ma'am.

Page 45, Robopocalypse.


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MightyMan




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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jul 2012 02:16    Post subject:
"A tangled riot of later building meant that Torunn was surrounded by unwalled suburbs beyond which the grey stone of the walls could be seen lying like the flanks of a great snake amid the roofs and towers of the Outer City."

The Monarchies of God Book II: The Heretic Kings, Paul Kearney

Hmmm anybody want to interpret that for me? Is my penis the great snake it talks about and the unwalled suburbs are a lack of pants? Am i getting laid a lot this year?
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jul 2012 02:17    Post subject:
'Must we still hear about the temple?' whined Vurms.
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