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 Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2011 22:53 Post subject: Pun fun |
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but
it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a
little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll
still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited
for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The
police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One
hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then
it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he
was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a
small medium at large.
19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.
20. A backward poet writes inverse.
21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism
it's your count that votes.
22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of
religion.
23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
1 and 2 are still amazing.
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 01:25 Post subject: |
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Bump for lutzipoo 
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| Posted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 20:31 Post subject: |
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1 and 2 are still amazing. |
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Aug 2012 21:43 Post subject: |
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"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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