Hey! I didn't make it! I just heard it somewhere a while back, forgot it, then suddenly had the fucking thing stuck in my head ALL WEEK! Now I'm sharing it with everyone else so you can suffer too!
Hey! I didn't make it! I just heard it somewhere a while back, forgot it, then suddenly had the fucking thing stuck in my head ALL WEEK! Now I'm sharing it with everyone else so you can suffer too!
"..why doesnt the homeless guy come over and do the work?" "A homeless man? ON MY PROPERTY?!?! HAHAHAH YOU TRULY ARE A DEMOCRAT!"
LOL that's the first thing I thought too...what republican would talk to the homeless guy knocking on the door in the first place trying to offer to cut the grass.
People across the street from me are the die hard 'upper middle class" type republicans, Only thing they would do if a homeless guy knocked on the door offering to mow the grass, and asking $50 is tell him "go get a fucking job if you want money" while dialing the cops...
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