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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 12:51 Post subject: Fuck me, i have been stupid... |
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..and got an STD most likely...
3 months from now and i know if i could have HIV aswell...
Stupid chicks and them being able to hypnotize me! 
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sausje
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 13:03 Post subject: |
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Well that's the stupid thing.
I DID use a condom, but after 45min of having sex i still didn't came.
So she asked me what was wrong, and i told her that a condom makes sex for me useless as i'm circumcised and don't feel anything then.
So she took it off and before i could even say something about it, it was back in.
Kinda hard as a man to say no at that point...
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sausje
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 13:14 Post subject: |
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It was a medical procedure. It had to be done.
The skin was growing together and making me almost unable to pee.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 13:19 Post subject: |
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sausje... hope You will be good nevertheless.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 13:29 Post subject: |
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Are you positive? 
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 13:34 Post subject: |
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Yes, you were.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 13:49 Post subject: |
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tonizito wrote: | Yes, you were. |
+1
You always wear a condom, no matter what.
Plus that's why I never do sex-dates... You need to know who you're sleeping with, well at least I do...
I've heard too many stories about crazy ppl, who stalk you later on, or the STD infected ppl who are not even aware they have something, just because they are not testing themselves regularly...
Oh and, 'I can't come with condom' excuse is lame, you could go down on her (oral sex), and jerk off on her tits or sth like that...
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 14:01 Post subject: |
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dingo_d wrote: | tonizito wrote: | Yes, you were. |
+1
You always wear a condom, no matter what.
Plus that's why I never do sex-dates... You need to know who you're sleeping with, well at least I do...
I've heard too many stories about crazy ppl, who stalk you later on, or the STD infected ppl who are not even aware they have something, just because they are not testing themselves regularly...
Oh and, 'I can't come with condom' excuse is lame, you could go down on her (oral sex), and jerk off on her tits or sth like that... |
classy...
or she could just pay him more attention and stop trying to ride like a freight train.
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sausje
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 14:03 Post subject: |
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dingo_d wrote: | Oh and, 'I can't come with condom' excuse is lame, you could go down on her (oral sex), and jerk off on her tits or sth like that... |
AN EXCUSE?! You have prolly no knowledge of being circumcised, because it's a FACT that you virtually feel nothing with condom then.
Yeah i can cum in other ways, but what's the fucking point of sex then if i can't cum inside her?!
For people with foreskin, it's pure the movement of the foreskin going up and down that makes you cum, with condom this moment is still there.
We don't have that movement, we rely on the inside of the vagina to tickle our dick and make it cum.
Rubber around that totally destroys that feeling.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 14:06 Post subject: |
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sausje try one of those thin condoms and train yourself to get used to them. There are some that work for circumsized dick too.
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sausje
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 14:09 Post subject: |
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Well i didn't gave those a try yet, they didn't had them over here so i'll have to order them online.
But are they really that much better?
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 14:12 Post subject: |
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Yes. If you need to get used to them try to masturbate wearing one. Also the chick's attractiveness will play a role in how hard or excited you are so pick'em well and spice things up so it doesn't get boring.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 14:14 Post subject: |
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sausje wrote: | AN EXCUSE?! You have prolly no knowledge of being circumcised, because it's a FACT that you virtually feel nothing with condom then.
Yeah i can cum in other ways, but what's the fucking point of sex then if i can't cum inside her?!
For people with foreskin, it's pure the movement of the foreskin going up and down that makes you cum, with condom this moment is still there.
We don't have that movement, we rely on the inside of the vagina to tickle our dick and make it cum.
Rubber around that totally destroys that feeling. |
I'm with sausje here. I have the same problem (got circumcised because of medical reasons), now I can barely feel anything with a condom. And every first time sex with a girl goes in the same way, "oh you can't cum because you don't like how I look", "oh you can't cum because you surely are a latent homo" etc.
I hate when people with foreskin keep telling me "lol you are overreacting, it can't be that bad'. YES IT CAN BE!
However, medical gels for skin regeneration can be helpful, not drastically but the improvement is noticeable. And don't put skin regeneration creams because they are greasy and will make thing even worse. GELS ONLY!
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 15:01 Post subject: |
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Hope you're HIV-Aladeen dude, you should be more careful.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 16:07 Post subject: |
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.... This is news to me, im circumcised since i was a child and ive never felt insensitive with a condom, i even have to be careful and concentrate so i can delay it further.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 16:19 Post subject: |
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Intensive fapping may cause the penis to get used to being treated 'roughly' and lose it's sensitivity.
Going easy on fapping and drinking magnesium and Zinc supplements (Two crucial elements for your reproduction system) could solve the issue.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 16:49 Post subject: |
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Sooo you just wanted to let us know that you had sex
j/k I hope you're ok! Everything should be fine as long as you haven't humped a skank/low lewel gigolo like FM does on daily basis xD
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 17:15 Post subject: |
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Guy_Incognito wrote: | "oh you can't cum because you surely are a latent homo" etc.
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Anyway I hope you're fine, S. Just get a checkup done from a doctor real quick.
1 and 2 are still amazing.
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sausje
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 17:27 Post subject: |
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I did, but i have to deliver a sample of my pee.
This can on be done on tuesday, then it takes a week to process...
Before they have a 100% sure test about me having a certain STD, only then they can decide what antibiotics i have to take.
And for HIV, you need to wait ~3 months before testing, because then it starts being visable in the blood.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 17:29 Post subject: |
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Man you have to be careful these days , good luck with those results..at least you had sex , Im using my right hand for months now..god bless VIP pics !!
Rage wrote: | madmax17 wrote: | Hope you're HIV-Aladeen dude, you should be more careful. |
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 17:29 Post subject: |
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Well, HIV is way less widespreaded compared to regular STDs so chances are really minimal.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 17:35 Post subject: |
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sausje wrote: | And for HIV, you need to wait ~3 months before testing, because then it starts being visable in the blood. |
I heard, at least in UK, you have a treatment for that: if you've slept with someone who's HIV positive or you think he (she) is, where they pump you full of all sorts of antivirals and whatnot, so that the risk of the infection is minimal.
3 months is the period your body needs to develop antibodies for HIV.
But as ixi said, if you haven't been with some skank you're fine...
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 17:43 Post subject: |
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Well that's the fucked up part, she was a skank.
But still, this is the NL. not some African country.
Chances are already quite slim.
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Posted: Sat, 8th Sep 2012 17:57 Post subject: |
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ffs, it had to be you to finally ask that question 
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