Sex With The Ex
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 21:23    Post subject: Sex With The Ex
Fuck me for being a limp dick motherfucker who just can't say NO

Fuck her for throwing herself at me

Fuck the current gf for moving away for a year

Fuck the emotions, fuck the situation, FUCK it ALL.


FUCK FUCK FUCK
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 21:26    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 21:35    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 21:38    Post subject:
So what are you going to tell your current (soon to be ex?) gf about the incident?
Do you think about getting together with your ex-gf?


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 21:44    Post subject:


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 21:44    Post subject:
Only idiots cave and tell their gfs about it. Leads to disaster. And only idiots cave and fuck other girls while having a good relationship, but still best to shut up about it if you want to stay with your current gf.
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 21:53    Post subject:
I once went through something similar. At some point, the girls ended up talking on the phone, and the whole situation degenerated into a major clusterfuck. I lost an exam for this shit, i was in Uni at that time. So much easier if i kept it in the pants...
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 21:57    Post subject:
Tainted I Am Disappoint
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:11    Post subject:
Your soon to be ex moved away for a year?
How far? Another city, country? A really serious relationship, or just messing around? If it's the latter having two gf's is ok, especially if they don't know about eachother Wink

Details man, be more specific Very Happy.

Overall I'm not surprised, long-distance relationships rarely work out.
Hooking with an ex is however generally not advised, srsly. There was a reason you broke up.


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:16    Post subject:
Never tell your gf you cheated, or even thought about cheating, on her.. NEVER! Nothing good will come from it.


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:21    Post subject:
I Am Disappoint
Should have just Frap Frap Guy

I Am Disappoint @ "throwing herself at me"



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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:25    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Only idiots cave and tell their gfs about it. Leads to disaster. And only idiots cave and fuck other girls while having a good relationship, but still best to shut up about it if you want to stay with your current gf.

Good luck keeping such things secret, never works.
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:25    Post subject:
Bendi wrote:
Your soon to be ex moved away for a year?
How far? Another city, country? A really serious relationship, or just messing around? If it's the latter having two gf's is ok, especially if they don't know about eachother Wink

Details man, be more specific Very Happy.

Overall I'm not surprised, long-distance relationships rarely work out.
Hooking with an ex is however generally not advised, srsly. There was a reason you broke up.
Luckily mine did. For 7 years and now we are married and still working on moving together Laughing

2000+ km and there were times where we didn't see each other for ~2 years in person Sad


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Bendi




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:31    Post subject:
Good for you both. Never said it's impossible, just rare Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:34    Post subject:
Well mine worked for four years. We Turks are awesome though (well I am).
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:38    Post subject:
I met my wife online and we didn't see each other in person for over a year, we spent the entire first year talking over Skype and on the phone. We've been together for five years and in 9 days we'll celebrate our third wedding anniversary.

Long distance relationships can work if you put the effort in Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:47    Post subject:
Ah no I didn't cheat The current gf (which I really liked) has to move away for a year. So we called it quits (because she has a history of cheating, we both knew it wouldn't last if we were separated for a year), and next thing you know I'm back to banging the ex.

Pretty pathetic, but not cheating.


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:49    Post subject:
Well shit, if you two were split/"on a break", then to hell with that... go fuck whoever you want as much as you want Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:51    Post subject:
Yeah, that effort thing and having two of them at once is probably why it never worked for me. Or maybe i'm just too young and handsome for a monogamous relationship Cool Face

Still, it was nice when it lasted. At least I have places I can stay for free when out of town Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 22:55    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Well shit, if you two were split/"on a break", then to hell with that... go fuck whoever you want as much as you want Very Happy
Yes except this ex is crazy. She'll probably go back to stalking me and calling me at 2 am randomly. And my friends will think I'm a pathetic twat for not being able to keep it in my pants.

But the sex is so good Sad FUCK =/
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 23:14    Post subject:
as long as she doesn't get pregnant...
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 23:24    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Ah no I didn't cheat The current gf (which I really liked) has to move away for a year. So we called it quits (because she has a history of cheating, we both knew it wouldn't last if we were separated for a year), and next thing you know I'm back to banging the ex.

Pretty pathetic, but not cheating.
Oh ok then.
I think I'll pull back my now.


Unless your ex is currently seeing someone and you KNOW she's with someone.
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 23:28    Post subject:
Tainted you are quite young, how old was your "current" girlfriend that she could possibly have a history of cheating Laughing

Man this sounds as if you guys fuck around the moment your partner turns around grinhurt


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 23:41    Post subject:
She's same age as me. Lost her virginity while cheating on her boyfriend. Cheated on another boyfriend. Then cheated on yet another boyfriend with me. Then she broke up with him, and ended up being my girl. It's a mess


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 23:44    Post subject:
Sounds like she's the mess and you're better off without her, if you ask me, better off finding someone who isn't going to bed the nearest guy that flutters his eyelashes at her.

(edit for typos)


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2012 23:49    Post subject:
Sorry but
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Lost her virginity while cheating on her boyfriend.
Totally girlfriend material, I see

I couldn't even see myself in a short (<6 months) relationship. I mean, you got to know a person a little bit and should try to keep it running if you think it's worth it. Sounds more like, "yeah sex was nice let's be together" and then "fuck the rest actually sucks, didn't see that coming..." Neutral


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 00:02    Post subject:
Nice company you got there tainted Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 00:21    Post subject: Re: Sex With The Ex
tainted4ever wrote:
Fuck me for being a limp dick motherfucker who just can't say NO

Fuck her for throwing herself at me

Fuck the current gf for moving away for a year

Fuck the emotions, fuck the situation, FUCK it ALL.


FUCK FUCK FUCK

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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 00:30    Post subject:
Eh, who am I to judge? It's not exactly like I'm a saint myself Laughing

We ended up hooking up on vacation, we came back to "real life" the hookup continued. I said "whatever, lets see how long this lasts..." and it worked out great for a year. She never gave me a single problem Smile

That being said, I'm going to marry the first normal girl I find. Cus all the others are batshit fucking insane


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