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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 00:41 Post subject: |
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| tainted4ever wrote: | That being said, I'm going to marry the first normal girl I find. Cus all the others are batshit fucking insane  |
Even finding a needle in a haystack would be an easier task than that xD |
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 06:20 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | (because she has a history of cheating, we both knew it wouldn't last if we were separated for a year) |
I could live up with hooking up etc but i wouldnt take her as a gf.
She lost her virginity cheating on her BF? Daaaaamnnn. You study psychology right?
But being serious, i applaud your bravery i wouldnt have her as a gf because i would feel like im just wasting my time being "serious" without it being "needed"
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HubU
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 07:34 Post subject: |
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| Invasor wrote: | | as long as she doesn't get pregnant... |
this ^
i know a guy who had a crazy gf who did all kinds of terrible shit to him. they split up and she left, but was doing bad (no job/couch surfing etc). she was kind of stalking him and trying to get that 'one last time' with him. finally (months later) he was too drunk to resist and took her home. despite 'using birth control', she got pregnant. now he is paying for her and the kid and she will be in his life forever. watch out for crazy ex girlfriends.
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 13:41 Post subject: |
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You guys should watch 'Dear Zachary' and start being more calculated.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152758/
Beware of them twisted bitches.
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 13:43 Post subject: |
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wtf is going on in here?
Fuck her in the butt
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garus
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 13:48 Post subject: |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 14:30 Post subject: |
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Who doesn't? The sex is great. Nowadays people are looking for a relationship that's fueled by sex. Who cares about meaningful conversations and spending quality time together. it's all about getting your dick sucked till she swallows, then fucking her till she screams your name, then laying in bed like Adonis while she pleasures your exhausted phallus with some gentle kisses. And then she meets another guy who'll talk about art and she'll think he's awesome and then she'll suck his dick while you wait for her to come back. then she'll come home all covered in sweat cause she was running and then she'll kiss you and you'll taste the other mans semen on your lips and you'll be like... salty. and she'll say she had some salty yoghurt. 
if a girls a slut bitch, no way will that relationship ever work out. They get off on that whole being a prostitute vibe.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 14:34 Post subject: |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 14:49 Post subject: |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | ... the fuck, Waldo?  |
  fuckin' dirty sluts... best thing these days. didn't you know... you get extra protein 
| KillerCrocker wrote: | | Waldo is annying as fuck recently |
Oh im sorry you failed an exam 4 times. Boo hoo. Oh wait, you're ok with failing it. That's cool.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 14:52 Post subject: |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 14:54 Post subject: |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | | sabin1981 wrote: | | ... the fuck, Waldo? |
fuckin' dirty sluts... best thing these days. didn't you know... you get extra protein |
Seriously man, that was about the most randomly detailed post I've read on here lately  Is there something you aren't telling us? |
No I wish  Dull life dating a normal girl, watching movies together, waiting for the doctor together, watching 30 rock together, playing games together... cheating girlfriends... lol
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 18:07 Post subject: |
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lol good luck with that. you'll eventually start thinking every girl is a slut. no meaningful girls out there. all are cheaters. lol. yah. good stuff. fuck yourself up before going into a serious relationship. You can date and fuck any girl you want, but you go for sluts. it wont shape your perception of girls in the future at all.
All in all have all the fun you want, but don't take it to heart. don't bitch about cheating girls. don't bitch about sluts. cause its your own life choice fucking anything and everything with a tramp stamp. 
It takes a whole lot to lose the perception of girl bull shit. It took me a solid 3 year long relationship to trust a girl again. And every single day you're in it thinking is she fucking somebody else. is she flirting with somebody else. it gets to you. And sooner or later when you want to step to the serious plate, you'll be so prepared you'll settle for the first girl who'll meet your family and they say she's a nice girl.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 18:44 Post subject: |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 19:03 Post subject: |
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waldo writes one short story a day. most is shit but its getting him back to the creative vibe.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 19:45 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | waldo writes one short story a day. most is shit but its getting him back to the creative vibe. |
Judging from the extract posted before, Fifty Shades of Waldo? xD |
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tonizito
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 19:53 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | Who doesn't? The sex is great. Nowadays people are looking for a relationship that's fueled by sex. Who cares about meaningful conversations and spending quality time together. it's all about getting your dick sucked till she swallows, then fucking her till she screams your name, then laying in bed like Adonis while she pleasures your exhausted phallus with some gentle kisses. And then she meets another guy who'll talk about art and she'll think he's awesome and then she'll suck his dick while you wait for her to come back. then she'll come home all covered in sweat cause she was running and then she'll kiss you and you'll taste the other mans semen on your lips and you'll be like... salty. and she'll say she had some salty yoghurt.
if a girls a slut bitch, no way will that relationship ever work out. They get off on that whole being a prostitute vibe. |
Sounds like a first person experience to me, waldo 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 20:22 Post subject: |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | ixigia wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | | waldo writes one short story a day. most is shit but its getting him back to the creative vibe. |
Judging from the extract posted before, Fifty Shades of Waldo? xD |
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I wish. I'm very prudish when it comes to sex . Don't like talking about, don't like writing about it. It's just not a subject I like discussing lol. Wish I could write about sex but it just makes me feel like an abused spouse where it becomes a chore rather than fun kudos to the writers who like writing this shit. It sells loads. But it's such a worthless read
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 20:24 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | Don't like talking about, don't like writing about it. It's just not a subject I like discussing lol. |
Same here, actually. I always marvel at people that go deep into details about their sex life.. it's just not something I have, or would, do. I don't know if that makes us prudish, but either way.. I'm the same.
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Sep 2012 20:27 Post subject: |
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I'm proud of all for not saying "fuk her in da butt" or some variation of this line.
That being said... Since u said sex is so good... There better be some butt raping involved
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