Cracked once did an article about how films with supposedly "good" endings don't show the sad/horrifying aftermath ... and, for reasons I'll never understand, they didn't include Kickboxer. Seriously? At the end, Kurt kicks the shit out of Tong Po, avenges his brother and Mylee, then they all live happily ever after right? Fuck no. Directly after the events of the first film, Tong Po hunts down and SHOOTS dead both the Sloan brothers. Oh and he rapes Mylee. Again. Then kills her.
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camera guy: so, you wanna make a speech?
naked guy: lemme think of something... maybe someone throw me the towel as soon as i get out.
camera guy: wait i'll shoot the water first. yep, ice. ice everywhere.
naked guy: so where do i jump best?
camera guy: in the middle i'd say
third guy from off-screen: wait wait, maybe you should check first in case it's too hard and...
naked guy: alright lets go. [poor english, but you should understand it.]
BAM
naked guy: uuuh aaargh my ass
srsly? do you know that guy? people in my class were talking about that video today....
I must have seen this movie 100 times as a kid The same with Bloodsport.
Same here. I could watch them all the time, all day everyday. Alot of the charm was also the fact that the quality on your old vhs tapes were so poor by the end. Lousy picture and poor mono sound, oh how i miss those days
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
Cracked once did an article about how films with supposedly "good" endings don't show the sad/horrifying aftermath ... and, for reasons I'll never understand, they didn't include Kickboxer. Seriously? At the end, Kurt kicks the shit out of Tong Po, avenges his brother and Mylee, then they all live happily ever after right? Fuck no. Directly after the events of the first film, Tong Po hunts down and SHOOTS dead both the Sloan brothers. Oh and he rapes Mylee. Again. Then kills her.
Huh? It's common knowledge. It's on the back of the box for KB2, it's on IMDb, it's pretty much everywhere. The basis for KB2 is that there's a third brother () that goes to avenge the two Sloans, and Mylee, from the first after Tong Po shoots and kills them.
captions:
camera guy: so, you wanna make a speech?
naked guy: lemme think of something... maybe someone throw me the towel as soon as i get out.
camera guy: wait i'll shoot the water first. yep, ice. ice everywhere.
naked guy: so where do i jump best?
camera guy: in the middle i'd say
third guy from off-screen: wait wait, maybe you should check first in case it's too hard and...
naked guy: alright lets go. [poor english, but you should understand it.]
BAM
naked guy: uuuh aaargh my ass
srsly? do you know that guy? people in my class were talking about that video today....
captions:
camera guy: so, you wanna make a speech?
naked guy: lemme think of something... maybe someone throw me the towel as soon as i get out.
camera guy: wait i'll shoot the water first. yep, ice. ice everywhere.
naked guy: so where do i jump best?
camera guy: in the middle i'd say
third guy from off-screen: wait wait, maybe you should check first in case it's too hard and...
naked guy: alright lets go. [poor english, but you should understand it.]
BAM
naked guy: uuuh aaargh my ass
srsly? do you know that guy? people in my class were talking about that video today....
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