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ollax
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strm
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Mutantius
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fisk
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Be Painfully White and Have Your Genitals Lodged In Your Throat! - This only applies to people using the microphone battle communicator. Don't ever say anything useful on the voice com, just suddenly screech comments like "OH SHIT DUDE!" and then never ever explain what exactly you were referencing. Add a little variety to your online performance by shouting things along the lines of "no... watch out for... yeah, there you go" and then follow it up with "no, don't go there, that thing... it's there, go... yeah, no, okay." Don't worry about your microphone being too close to your mouth; people love distortion. That's why heavy metal is so popular.
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Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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What about not playing BF2?
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hahe
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Location: US
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| Quote: | | Step On Land Mines! - When driving a jeep at the fastest possible speed, you may notice a big red skull and crossbones icon appearing on the right of your screen. This means that a witch is chasing you and you've got to get out of there as soon as possible or else she'll throw her level 34 skeleton at you! Look for a small, round, black teleporter which will magically whisk you away to a beautiful new location, usually about 40 meters straight up. If one of your teammates decides to kill you while traveling there, be sure to punish them, because it's not your goddamn fault a witch was chasing you and you tried to escape. War is hell, soldier! |
LMAO!
| Quote: | | The Spec Ops Class is Awesome! - As a spec ops soldier, you get the ultimate weapon: C4! Place these little bundles of joy on every single object you can find, such as team vehicles or anti-aircraft emplacements or flags or chairs or other mounds of C4 that all the other spec ops people dumped together to build a shrine memorializing Jim Varney. You can best serve your team by loading your jeep with C4 and driving it directly into an enemy flag. You really never end up killing anybody, but oh boy, it's really intimidating and the psychological damage to the enemy team is utterly priceless. Many people have actually quit and uninstalled Battlefield 2 after being exposed to such a violent, horrific attack! These people are now in mental institutions. Also, when you play as spec ops, you get a red hat which alone makes it worthwhile. |
LOL. I've been doing that recently. I'll load up a jeep with C4 and just ram it into an enemy's vehicle. Makes a huge ass explosion and kills the guy too.....although I die in the process. But hey it's all good.
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SycoShaman
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd Aug 2005 02:56 Post subject: |
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Funny as fuck lmao
But I still love the Cloud Song thing
that makes me crack up atleast once a day
cuz I used to flip like that, well, not that bad, but bad, over videogames wheni was young
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