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 Posted: Fri, 5th Aug 2005 07:07 Post subject: |
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Yea but think of some women like jennifer aniston . She's 35+ and i'd fuck her gladly but I still wouldnt be comfotable doing bf/gf stuff together.
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Aug 2005 19:00 Post subject: |
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No use for babies but still doesnt mean they cant be a good fuck 
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Aug 2005 19:13 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Aug 2005 19:14 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Aug 2005 21:21 Post subject: |
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i m 20 and my gf is 21, its all good but i wouldnt like her to be 3-4 years older.
and sure menopause starts at around 45, but if you plan on gettin healthy kids you shouldnt wait till ur woman reaches 35, thats already a bad age for having kids.
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Aug 2005 22:39 Post subject: |
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If there is grass on the in field. Play ball. I kid, i kid .
Seriously though, heres the formula.
Divide your age by 2 then add 7. This is your lower limit.
eg
28 / 2 =14 + 7 = 21
note. You must be at least 20ish for this formula.
Who am i kidding. 18 is my lower limit. Its like driving a new car, just feels to good.. LMAO
My upper limit would be 40ish becasue those oldler ladies are crazy in bed.
And no im not serious about the forumla. Date what every age makes you happy, just dont break the law.
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| Posted: Fri, 5th Aug 2005 22:51 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 6th Aug 2005 11:51 Post subject: |
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yea I had this discussion with my m8s the other night whilst stoned. They're like "ah lance like his women like wine: wintage" i was like "yea yea  " I like my women like oil, and I dont mean smellin of olives buuuuuuuut it still wouldn't put me off banging some1 with baggage i.e. kids
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 00:52 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | Sublime wrote: | | yea I had this discussion with my m8s the other night whilst stoned. They're like "ah lance like his women like wine: wintage" i was like "yea yea " I like my women like oil, and I dont mean smellin of olives buuuuuuuut it still wouldn't put me off banging some1 with baggage i.e. kids |
Erm, you still stoned? |
Wow, I have to ask the same question as animal did...fuck, sounds like pretty bomb dope tho man  |
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 06:30 Post subject: |
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 seriously..... you wouldn't fuck a really fit women who had a kid? just a fuck thats all i'm talkin about you probably wouldn't even see them again. |
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 06:45 Post subject: |
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human moral has been lowered thanks to this thread
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 08:06 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | seriously..... you wouldn't fuck a really fit women who had a kid? just a fuck thats all i'm talkin about you probably wouldn't even see them again. |
nono I would due
but ur post sounded like ur were stoned still lol |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 08:06 Post subject: |
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| MAD_MAX333 wrote: | | human moral has been lowered thanks to this thread |
ah come on man, how much morality did we have in the first place? |
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 08:26 Post subject: |
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Well those with NO LIMIT certainly are fucked. Come on going to the cinema with a 45 yr old women wrapped around ur arm is certainly gonna turn a few heads. She might be fit but they wont be saying 'how the fuck did he get some1 like that!' (which would be the case if they were the same age) it'd be 'why's he goin with some1 so old?!' It's a moral dilemma I wouldn't be comfortable with. I'm not sayin u can't love some1 so much older etc. but I cant see myself falling for some1 older than 22 (at this moment in time)
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 08:57 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | Well those with NO LIMIT certainly are fucked. Come on going to the cinema with a 45 yr old women wrapped around ur arm is certainly gonna turn a few heads. She might be fit but they wont be saying 'how the fuck did he get some1 like that!' (which would be the case if they were the same age) it'd be 'why's he goin with some1 so old?!' It's a moral dilemma I wouldn't be comfortable with. I'm not sayin u can't love some1 so much older etc. but I cant see myself falling for some1 older than 22 (at this moment in time) |
all I can say is when i was 17 I dated a 27 year old bartender from The Phoenix (rock club in toronto)...mind u she thought I was 21 and from chicago...but why split hairs? |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 09:25 Post subject: |
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Yea but thats 10 years NOT 20 or something really disgusting (60  )
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 09:39 Post subject: |
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| Mutantius wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | Sublime wrote: | | Well those with NO LIMIT certainly are fucked. Come on going to the cinema with a 45 yr old women wrapped around ur arm is certainly gonna turn a few heads. She might be fit but they wont be saying 'how the fuck did he get some1 like that!' (which would be the case if they were the same age) it'd be 'why's he goin with some1 so old?!' It's a moral dilemma I wouldn't be comfortable with. I'm not sayin u can't love some1 so much older etc. but I cant see myself falling for some1 older than 22 (at this moment in time) |
all I can say is when i was 17 I dated a 27 year old bartender from The Phoenix (rock club in toronto)...mind u she thought I was 21 and from chicago...but why split hairs? |
haha nice one |
Guy, that was the best shit still
I had just bought a fake id and my bud and i went to a concert in toronto. were standing by the bar drinking the whole time and we see these 2 girls walk all the way from the other side of the club to right were we are (there were like 3 bars in the club right,2 of em were closer to them already). Anyway, they come and walk right up beside us and shit and start talking to us...well, i thought the girl i ended up with was into my buddy so i wasn't paying her any attention...then i turn around to buy a drink and I hear her say "i am, but I dont know if he's interested or isnt pickin up what im doin"...her friend says "*laughs* u gotta try harder". Then my buddy leans over and he's like "yo, she wants u man, not me". So i buy her a few drinks, we hit the dance floor, dance a lil next thing I know she says she has to go to the washroom but wants me to come. So i go with her, and I stop at the door. She walks in, comes back out and says "aren't you coming?". Remember, im 17 and kinda in shock right. Brings me into the stall and sucks my dick like a fuckin champ...well i guess i didnt date her still, we were fuck buddies for a while but thats how we met
Best time tho...I fuckin bragged about that for MONTHS at school lol well, to my buddies
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 09:51 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | Guy, that was the best shit still Very Happy
I had just bought a fake id and my bud and i went to a concert in toronto. were standing by the bar drinking the whole time and we see these 2 girls walk all the way from the other side of the club to right were we are (there were like 3 bars in the club right,2 of em were closer to them already). Anyway, they come and walk right up beside us and shit and start talking to us...well, i thought the girl i ended up with was into my buddy so i wasn't paying her any attention...then i turn around to buy a drink and I hear her say "i am, but I dont know if he's interested or isnt pickin up what im doin"...her friend says "*laughs* u gotta try harder". Then my buddy leans over and he's like "yo, she wants u man, not me". So i buy her a few drinks, we hit the dance floor, dance a lil next thing I know she says she has to go to the washroom but wants me to come. So i go with her, and I stop at the door. She walks in, comes back out and says "aren't you coming?". Remember, im 17 and kinda in shock right. Brings me into the stall and sucks my dick like a fuckin champ...well i guess i didnt date her still, we were fuck buddies for a while but thats how we met Smile
Best time tho...I fuckin bragged about that for MONTHS at school lol well, to my buddies |
You, my friend, are one lucky sonofabitch.
27 at 17...and it took so little effort. Oh the envy I feel right now...
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 10:11 Post subject: |
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Envy? for all we know she was ugly as fuck! I'm pretty sure any1 who's been to a birtish pub / club woulda had some skanky ass woman offer them a shag in the toilets. Only the wise one's turn it down. Just the other week I was in the pub playin pool (at about 9pm) and we were talkin to some women (like 35+) just friendly chat like, then after a few more pints 1 of them is all over me and like 'how old are u?' i go '17' she goes 'wow, ur really fit u are... i have a son the same age as u' I couldn't help but laugh pretty hard. I was sat down and she was there rubbin her tits on me (through her shirt but it was obvious she was), she wasn't nice really.... but yea my point being any1 can get a shag at a club
(if AM reads this i'm sure he will agree...... british women are right slags )
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 10:47 Post subject: |
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She wasnt ugly dude
she wasnt super hot either, but not ugly, average Id say
nice tits tho
and we didnt only fuck at a club...thats where i met her...everyweekend for liek 2 months I spend it at her house fuckin...we eventually got bored of each other and that was that
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 10:59 Post subject: |
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Yea exactly. You can easily have a fuck buddy in England its just every now and then u'll come across a bad 1. i.e. a stalker who wont let go, or a jealous person.
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 11:36 Post subject: |
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The funny thing is
girls are always far more interested in you when you have a women lol
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| Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2005 11:47 Post subject: |
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| -=Cartoon=- wrote: | The funny thing is
girls are always far more interested in you when you have a women lol |
Yea but it's the same for us though. Most of the time the fun is in the chase / flirting. Teasing and wanting somethin you can't have is good. You have to admit that if some girl snogs ur face off as soon as u go up to talk to them, you dont like them as much as the 1 who gives you sly looks all night
Wanting something you can't have though is can be extremely frustrating though  |
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