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Newty182




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 14:41    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
"I called the RSPCA yesterday, because a group of male ducks were gang raping a female duck"

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What a dumbass, she should have phoned the police.

I would have loved to hear how that conversation went with the RSPCA Laughing

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SteamDRM




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 14:43    Post subject: Re: Stupid stupid woman
GeordieRacer wrote:

She also said that Jews are responsible for most of the world's problems and 'they started all the wars'.


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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 15:41    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
"I called the RSPCA yesterday, because a group of male ducks were gang raping a female duck"

Laughing


What the goddamn fuck.



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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 16:10    Post subject:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
huxanomaly2 wrote:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
There is no restriction about saying where I work, and the chick I was talking about was fired just for her attitude. Besides, I really don't care if anyone finds out who I am IRL from the Humps, I would actually love to meet some of the fellow Romanians which roam the Humps.

Whoa, even me? Embarassed


Don't flatter yourself, but yeah Very Happy


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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 16:23    Post subject:
Won't happen anytime soon mate Sad



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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 18:05    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
"I called the RSPCA yesterday, because a group of male ducks were gang raping a female duck"

Laughing



What a dumbass, she should have phoned the police.

I would have loved to hear how that conversation went with the RSPCA Laughing


The thing I love the most about it is not how stupid it actually is, but that surely if she was going to call anyone, she should have called the RSPB?
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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 18:44    Post subject:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
Won't happen anytime soon mate Sad


I'll be in Bucharest most probably sometime in January - I have a mate there, wants to open a firm together with me - I'm hesitant though, not enough trust, and my firm is completely relocated to Budapest now. But I will go and hear the proposal. I'll let you know, when the date comes closer. Deal? Very Happy
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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 19:21    Post subject:
Radicalus wrote:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
Won't happen anytime soon mate Sad


I'll be in Bucharest most probably sometime in January - I have a mate there, wants to open a firm together with me - I'm hesitant though, not enough trust, and my firm is completely relocated to Budapest now. But I will go and hear the proposal. I'll let you know, when the date comes closer. Deal? Very Happy


Sure thing bro!

Only if you're willing to go in Centrul Vechi and get hammered with me. I usually get hammered. Like, really hammered. "How the fuck did I get home" hammered.

Also, I know lots of great chicks, so there's that.



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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 19:39    Post subject:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
Radicalus wrote:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
Won't happen anytime soon mate Sad


I'll be in Bucharest most probably sometime in January - I have a mate there, wants to open a firm together with me - I'm hesitant though, not enough trust, and my firm is completely relocated to Budapest now. But I will go and hear the proposal. I'll let you know, when the date comes closer. Deal? Very Happy


Sure thing bro!

Only if you're willing to go in Centrul Vechi and get hammered with me. I usually get hammered. Like, really hammered. "How the fuck did I get home" hammered.

Also, I know lots of great chicks, so there's that.


Sounds like a plan! Nice chicks - I will have to pass that sadly, the way things stand, I might get married soon. Basically up to me to make the choice Very Happy
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GeordieRacer




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Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 20:39    Post subject:
A good one today.

"We share 50% of our DNA with a lettuce so we should eat more lettuce and that's why it makes us healthier"
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huxanomaly2




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Location: Bucharest
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 20:56    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
A good one today.

"We share 50% of our DNA with a lettuce so we should eat more lettuce and that's why it makes us healthier"
Facepalm
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Stormwolf




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Location: Norway
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 20:59    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
A good one today.

"We share 50% of our DNA with a lettuce so we should eat more lettuce and that's why it makes us healthier"


I'm also curious how the people to which she shares her ancient wisdom reacts.
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GeordieRacer




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Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 21:01    Post subject:
The same way any normal person would react, a mix of disbelief and ultra facepalm.

Followed by loads of piss taking.
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GeordieRacer




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Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Wed, 28th Nov 2012 15:30    Post subject:
So we work in IT recruitment and she has just finished on the phone to a candidate.

"I've just been on the phone to a guy and he was so impotent"

Brilliant. I think she means incompetent.

Impotent Laughing
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huxanomaly2




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Location: Bucharest
PostPosted: Wed, 28th Nov 2012 16:02    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
So we work in IT recruitment and she has just finished on the phone to a candidate.

"I've just been on the phone to a guy and he was so impotent"

Brilliant. I think she means incompetent.

Impotent Laughing

How the fuck is she still working there? Laughing Laughing
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xxax
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Nov 2012 17:14    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
VonMisk wrote:
Is she from some country in Eastern/Central Europe? Or UK native?


She was born in Slovenia but has lived in the Uk for a long time. In fact, you'd never guess she's from there, she has a thick Yorkshire accent.


Mad
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GeordieRacer




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Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Thu, 29th Nov 2012 11:52    Post subject:
"one time I thought I was gluten intolerant, so I bought gluten free food. But after a week I still had a cough so I stopped buying the gluten free food"
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madness




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Nov 2012 12:04    Post subject:
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