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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Nov 2012 20:20    Post subject:
Arukardo wrote:
Spunkgargleweewee. I need to remember this one.


Want more weewee for your spunkgargle 3? Get Spunkgargle 3 Premium Weewee Edition, it does the sucking for you! Razz

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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Nov 2012 21:37    Post subject:
Warfighterhahahaha. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Nov 2012 21:56    Post subject:
gw2 one is pretty funny lol
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 17:52    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 17:54    Post subject:
he didnt like it? its gonna be a fuckin masterpiece, cant wait!!!
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 17:54    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 18:55    Post subject:
Can't wait to start my own sofa business Very Happy Previous Creeds can fill my stabbing needs before that, so all good.

Also "press counter and stab them so hard that their nipples pop of like champagne corks" Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 19:26    Post subject:
garus wrote:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6516-Assassins-Creed-3

Well, he did not like this game Very Happy Also he agrees with me on AC1 Awesome

Another piece of internet I have to ignore Neutral

I know his rantings are usually spoiler free, but I don't want any information/opinion until I have played it myself.

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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 19:30    Post subject:
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jewbagel




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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 19:33    Post subject:
AC3 was really fucking boring until the final few sequences. I think his criticisms are pretty spot on.
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 19:47    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Opinions of others should not influence your own.


They don't. Razz
But I never watch his reviews until I've played the game in question. Even a spoiler free review can spoil stuff xD

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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 21:55    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 22:11    Post subject:
Sure, but I've enjoyed all of the games so far. Despite all of their flaws. They just clicked with me.

And I'm looking forward to finishing Desmonds story Razz

Currently replaying all the previous games before the release.

Finished the first one, and almost done with the second one Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 22:32    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Come on now. It's Assassin's Copy 3.


That's the most stupid argument against AC3. Seriously. They changed EVERYTHING.

So a jump from AC -> AC2 = woohoo, new stuff

but a jump from

AC2,ACB,ACR -> AC3 = Assassin's Copy?
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Nov 2012 22:39    Post subject:
that's usually how it goes from the very first game to the next. But from the 4th to the 5th, then it's a completely different story.
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mehee




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 18:25    Post subject:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6542-Halo-4
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Nov 2012 20:29    Post subject:
Black Ops 2
This has got to be one of his best episodes ever! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Nov 2012 21:28    Post subject:
""booo-hooo, dr.fucking-doom!" Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Nov 2012 21:29    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Nov 2012 21:37    Post subject:
"its boring and stupid"

then why does it get 9.3 on ign !!1!!!
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mehee




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Dec 2012 20:24    Post subject:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6586-Hitman-Absolution
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Dec 2012 22:27    Post subject:
Well, that was to be expected Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Dec 2012 23:23    Post subject:
Did he really call Hitman 2 the worst Hitman game?
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 00:33    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
Did he really call Hitman 2 the worst Hitman game?

Yeah Crying or Very sad
He puts Absolution above Hitman 2, go figure..
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shole




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 01:32    Post subject:
2 was the one with the linear segments?
then yea, so do i
admit it, hitman games (before contracts) had just shit shooting mechanics
they were great games, but solely based on uniqueness of the premise of being a hitman and the open ended level design
i don't think i even finished hitman2
i don't think i'll finish absolution either, but at least shooting is fun now
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 04:05    Post subject:


If you're playing Hitman properly, you never fire a shot.
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 04:36    Post subject:
Neon wrote:


If you're playing Hitman properly, you never fire a shot.

true words Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 05:10    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
Did he really call Hitman 2 the worst Hitman game?
it was , H2 promised 20 missions then 6 that hitman 1 had that would be a challenge .. the thing was you could finish the whole 20 missions of hitman 2 in 1h 30min .... Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 07:59    Post subject:
I have to get caught up with these reviews again, thanks for the Hitman link mehee.
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 10:55    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
Neon wrote:
Did he really call Hitman 2 the worst Hitman game?
it was , H2 promised 20 missions then 6 that hitman 1 had that would be a challenge .. the thing was you could finish the whole 20 missions of hitman 2 in 1h 30min .... Laughing


Facepalm

Actually, according to SDA:

Hitman: Codename 47 (0:34:19)
Hitman: Contracts (0:23:28 )
Hitman: Blood Money (0:22:44)
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (0:32:16)


So that would mean H2 is actually the second best Hitman game, right after C47, right? Because it takes the most time

And obviously BM is the weakest!
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