Weird dreams...
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saddamhussein




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 20:58    Post subject: Weird dreams...
Uh... I'm kinda bored so I thought I might make a topic where you can post all those weird dreams you got...

Maybe I'll do start...

I once dreamt I was some kind of vampire slayer. I was fighting along with some guys from some kind of squad against evil vampires in this rotten looking district in some city. Fighting continued into the canals of the city, in the end I was alone, facing a really powerful evil vampire. After that, I don't know how or why, I'm in a castle on the clouds in the sky Confused , and I see how this huge, barbarian looking guy decapitates god with a really big sword (or it was the other way... god killing this weird guy I dont really remember that good). The guy with the sword picks up the head, multiple beams of light come out of the head, all goes white, the next thing I remember in this dream is an orgy with multiple naked, good looking women Razz . Thats where it ends, as always when the climax comes my clock goes ringing... Sad


I always hear about dreams having deeper meanings, well, I can't really find any deeper meaning here...

there you go, any other weird dreams worth posting?
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 21:01    Post subject:
i once dreamed that I was shot in the stomach. I felt the bullit actualy go in. Then i felt on the ground and woke up.

Laughing

maybe a warning from the future Shocked


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 21:09    Post subject:
i dreamt i was beeing chased and i had to hide and was scared as shit but someway they found me and i had to run again. its was really realistic, i woke up bathing in sweat.
i believe they call it a nightmare but it was pretty fun looking back on it


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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 21:22    Post subject:
I often have bad dreams and in my dream i will try and work out if i'm in a dream or not as they seem so real and usually not that nice.

I had one last week which was quite disturbing and in the dream when i worked out that i was in my bed and everything was not real tried calling out for my other half to wake me as i was not enjoying the experience... so i was calling "Ness, Ness wake me up" over and over.

Then in the building i was in, from my dream the loud speaker tanoy sytem announced "A message for Vanessa, could you please wake him up" over and over.... it was like my dream was taking the piss out of me. Eventually I managed to force myself awake


I looked up "gormless" in the dictionary, it said "without gorm" .... so i looked up "gorm" but it wasn't there ????
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 21:53    Post subject:
Guy I knew said he could go into other peps dreams .. i said ya right tell me another one .. as it happens we were living in the same place @ that time & that night I has the wildest dream .. dreamt I was in an airplane eating a crappy tray dinner .. when I felt the desire to look under the tray inside the casing their was a small sack .. classic velvet gold rope style .. @ the very second i saw the bag this guy appears on my left & grabs the bag .. runs off & opens the side door of the plane everything gets sucked out He jumps I jump after him ..

well to make a long story short we flew all over the place pinching the bag off each other & scampering with it .. When I woke up in the morning, he was already awake I walked over to him with a strait face & asked him WTF was in the bag .. he said diamonds what else .. blew my mind .. never in all my born days had I dreamt with someone else before, it was wild just wild


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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 21:58    Post subject:
I dunno, I look at dreams on a different level
still I will post when I have a fucked up dream or when I can remember




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zTc
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 22:07    Post subject:
I once had a dream where my cock had shrunken to a mere 11 inches and I wasn't able to staisty models anymore Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 22:35    Post subject:
Dreams Always come true and always mean something Wink

I had a dream i was flying i could see the top of my house then i went into space and i woke up.. and another was i felt this snake go across my body and it bit me and i woke up.. weird it felt so real.


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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 22:39    Post subject:
Oddmaker wrote:
Dreams Always come true and always mean something Wink

I had a dream i was flying i could see the top of my house then i went into space and i woke up.. and another was i felt this snake go across my body and it bit me and i woke up.. weird it felt so real.


I look at dreams through a Shaman/Wiccan/mystical view I guess...not that they come true, but there are important elements of every dream that either are true or will be true or are warning you of something.


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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 22:42    Post subject:
One time I had this dream that the nforce forum was filled with retarded cockfags! Thank God it was only a dream......
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 22:45    Post subject:
zTc wrote:
One time I had this dream that the nforce forum was filled with retarded cockfags! Thank God it was only a dream......


I know, we only have one....*Points at zTc* Laughing
j/k bud


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saddamhussein




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 23:07    Post subject:
Its strange but I don't remember ever having a "normal" dream. I always read about people people dreaming 'bout drowning, being killed or hurt somehow, about the dreamer killing someone, about people losing beloved ones in their dreams, about dangerous or sad situations. I always dream of weird twisted stuff, that makes absolutely no logical sense, and which are only frightening because they're so ridiculous and its so real when I dream them.


A dream I remember really well was:

I'm going to a kebab store to eat something in the middle of the night in my village, which is completely deserted, except a big man in an ice-bear costume who then knocks me down with a club. I awaken in a long hallway with several doors on each side. There, from time to time a "human flood" floods the hallway (like a big stampede of humans, who run in masses through that hallway). I always manage to hide in a corner (or else I'd be overrun by the stampede), then I end up going into a room which is called "room number 7 and half", the door is kinda only have as wide as all the other doors in that hallway, I enter the door, and I find myself in a huge hall with a lot of circus tents, and many big swimming pools. In a smaller tent I meet a fortune-teller, which covers me with glue and then throws rats and little colourful pebbles (! Confused ) at me...
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 23:17    Post subject:
Ah ok, i thought of one....

I was at some like highclass party on a boat. Everything was black, like colour theme, what ppl were wearing etc and it gave me a really creepy feeling. Anyway, there was this super hot chick in this nice black dress but she gave me the creeps when i looked at her...anyway, throughout the dream, she would take guys outside (we were like in a ballroom type of thing) and then she'd come back alone...once all the guys were gone, she took the girls. Soon enough it was me and her...but through the whole dream i had been trying to avoid her cuz I was scared of her for some reason. Anyway, we start talking and she invites me outside to see something - I said no and she keeps insisting, like pulling my my hand and trying to lead me to the door...but at the same time, i was kinda going with her...anyway, we get about half way to the door and we start floating. She like hugs me and say all that i have ever wanted will come true if I just go through the door with her...it scared the shit outta me cuz it reminds me of some kinda devil temptation thing right (i dont believe in the devil tho). Anyway, i screamed no and let me go and that i wanted to leave - she looked at me, kissed me on the forehead and I woke up...I didnt sleep for like 4 days cuz of that dream....fucked up and I still dont know what it means ya know lol


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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 23:19    Post subject:
Your playing too much games guys...your brains are fried:)
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 23:19    Post subject:
Clevesa wrote:
Your playing too much games guys...your brains is fried:)


thats not from games....lol Laughing


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saddamhussein




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 23:23    Post subject:
I had these dreams before I started playing games Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 23:28    Post subject:
When i used to smoke the wacky backy i never ever dreamed, I smoked it for years. Now I've given up my dreams are almost too wild for me to handle.


I looked up "gormless" in the dictionary, it said "without gorm" .... so i looked up "gorm" but it wasn't there ????
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Aug 2005 23:29    Post subject:
jonels wrote:
When i used to smoke the wacky backy i never ever dreamed, I smoked it for years. Now I've given up my dreams are almost too wild for me to handle.


I assume ur talking about weed right? Man, weed makes me dream...well, when i get really stoned


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 03:53    Post subject:
die cockfags!


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 05:33    Post subject:
SamSwashbuckler wrote:
die cockfags!


thats intelligent....


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 07:09    Post subject:
Well 1 of the dreams that has stuck in my head is one where i'm falling. Instead of being off a building or a cliff etc. it was from something literally 1 foot high. I imagined I was at the leisure centre near my house, and there's a bike rack (a pole about 1 foot high so u can chain bikes to it). Neway I was balancing across it and I slipped, and i woke up before I even hit the ground :/


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 10:42    Post subject:
that story of sublime reminds me of some crazy shit i did whilest sleeping

me and my family are on vacation in a small trailer. and im sleeping somewhere high, just under the sealing. and for some reason i just had to jump (whilest sleeping offcourse) and i wake up in mid air and then crash to the floor. luckely my fall was softened by my dogs cushions and luckely my dog was sleeping somewhere else. but that was just freaking weird, waking up in mid air whilest falling


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 11:13    Post subject:
is it normal that i can't even think back to the last time that i had a dream?? or remembered a dream that is....
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 12:08    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
that story of sublime reminds me of some crazy shit i did whilest sleeping

me and my family are on vacation in a small trailer. and im sleeping somewhere high, just under the sealing. and for some reason i just had to jump (whilest sleeping offcourse) and i wake up in mid air and then crash to the floor. luckely my fall was softened by my dogs cushions and luckely my dog was sleeping somewhere else. but that was just freaking weird, waking up in mid air whilest falling


on some tv programme (holidays from hell i think) some guy climbed out of his hotel balcony and fell 10 storeys. I thought it was quite hilarious, and the fact that he was asleep it probably saved him. Ive never sleep walked before, im quite a fidgity sleeper though so ive been told Smile

max.... you must remember a specific dream uve had in ur past, ive had some really fucked up ones that have stuck with me. I dont remember much about the dream I had last night but i do think it had something to do with the apprentice on Laughing I remember some1 talking about a task and their idea, and if it fails its their problem. It musta been on tv in the background I dont know but it was pretty stupid Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 12:19    Post subject:
i remember ONE in which i fell down a highrise and woke RIGHT before smashing to the ground...i also remember sucking on an old woman's breat which had dried up, like it was hard and rinkly... i also remember trying to bang this girl from high school i had a crush on... but only like 3 dreams in 21 years.... bah
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 12:23    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
i also remember trying to bang this girl from high school i had a crush on...


Laughing elaborate further Razz impotent? didnt wanna rape her? Cool


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 12:56    Post subject:
i think it was rape not sure.... no wait i think i wanted to do it... BUT you know how in a dream you can't actually feel or sense anything, so the sex felt odd... i just kept thinking why isn't this working...

fuck even in my dreams i get rejected
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 13:00    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
and for some reason i just had to jump (whilest sleeping offcourse) and i wake up in mid air and then crash to the floor.


Exclamation

Well well, another sleep jumper! For some reason, I'm jumping out of bed as well. Very occasionally, I have these peculiar dreams about these luminescent, otherworldly entities that approach my bed, observing me, while I'm sleeping. In my dream, I'm aware of their presence and decide to quickly jump out of bed. And then I really do jump out of bed, once even so violently I rolled on the floor. Sometimes I dash to the light switch, and manage to avoid knocking over cupboards and plants and such in my way. One day, the light in my room was broken, so I automatically opened my door and switched the light on in the hallway. All that while I'm still unconscious and asleep. I always wake up after I've switched on the light, and then get back to sleep without being disturbed, thinking 'WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING JUMPING OUT OF BED.' Of course I've consulted my general practitioner about these bizarre incidents, but she ensured I'm perfectly sane and merely 'an energetic sleep walker.'


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 13:03    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
is it normal that i can't even think back to the last time that i had a dream?? or remembered a dream that is....
not remembering your dreams .. IMo .. means one of two things ..

a .. you get so messed up on drink, smoke whatever to retain your dream state recollections .
b. your in tune with your world & your dreams are highly developed .. no need to dream about mundane little things .. so your dreams aren’t memorable because your doing high grade spirit work while you dream ..

I was told you have three dream circles

first .. local to your surroundings as in house care family mates ect ..
second .. area of awareness your country, town ect ..
third .. whole world & beyond .. this realm you usually don’t remember because the information is very profound & has no place in your day to day interactions with your surroundings ..

if you want to remember a dream sleep in the afternoon .. afternoon naps yield vivid local dreams in my experience . also sleep is how your body assimilates experiences & food. Go without food for five days & you will not be able to sleep.

Heavy exercise or mental efforts can also induce dreamless sleep. That guy i met who could tamper with dreams swore by citrus fruit said it gave him more lucidity in his dream state.


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2005 14:35    Post subject:
i heard that dreams are a way of processing your day, offcourse there can be elements ofthe entire week or so.
and if you think that that doesnt explain the weird stuff, have you never watched tv?

what i also have when im dreaming and can see my dreams (half-awake kindoff) i sometimes i kick my legs and hit with my arms for real while im doing it in a dream
i also talk alot in my sleep but its jibberish they say

when i was really young me and my family when to centerparks (bungalowpark with a center with all kinds of swimmingpools and slides etc) and i would get up in the middle of the night (whilest sleeping) and start running around the small house looking for my football. then my mom got up because of the noise and said to me "w'ell search foor your football tomorrow", then i said ok with some mumbling and went back to sleep on the floor so she had to carry me back into my bed

when i was on vacation with some friends, we were sleeping in a hotelroom and a friend of mine and a girlfriend couldnt sleep and they say i kept talking hours on end in my sleep


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