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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 11:04    Post subject:
Am I seeing that right? those games can be finished in ~30 minutes?
(And I thought I was pretty fast if I decided to just go through a game quickly.)
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 11:21    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
Hfric wrote:
Neon wrote:
Did he really call Hitman 2 the worst Hitman game?
it was , H2 promised 20 missions then 6 that hitman 1 had that would be a challenge .. the thing was you could finish the whole 20 missions of hitman 2 in 1h 30min .... Laughing


Facepalm

Actually, according to SDA:

Hitman: Codename 47 (0:34:19)
Hitman: Contracts (0:23:28 )
Hitman: Blood Money (0:22:44)
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (0:32:16)


So that would mean H2 is actually the second best Hitman game, right after C47, right? Because it takes the most time

And obviously BM is the weakest!

Implying a speed run is any way relevant to a game's actual length.
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Dec 2012 11:27    Post subject:
Because 1h30 min is the actual length of Hitman 2 Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Dec 2012 20:21    Post subject:
mehee wrote:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6603-Far-Cry-3


Vaas The Aass Very Happy


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chiv




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jan 2013 19:07    Post subject:
hmm... ok ill take a stab at this.

no particular order

best:
spec ops the line
far cry 3
rayman origins
day z
walking dead

worst
amy
super mario 3d
sonic generations
neverdead
medal of honor warfighter


ok lets see how badly i did. one never can tell with this guy Very Happy


 Spoiler:
 


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2013 19:11    Post subject:
thats console section.
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Jan 2013 19:52    Post subject:
Hahaha that hotline miami review lol. I lost it at trail and error
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Feb 2013 22:34    Post subject:
Too harsh on The Cave. I understand his points, but the game's great in atmosphere, storytelling and humor, which he didn't even talk about.


There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in.
Truly gone fishing.
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Feb 2013 22:42    Post subject:
JBeckman wrote:
"Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch"
(Strange game if I understood that review right.)

that's the problem. it's not a "strange" game. it's a very good and high quality, highly rated game. you shouldn't take what he says for granted, he is just doing these videos for laughs (and money).
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2013 08:52    Post subject:
Ah I kinda suspected that, it's getting a lot of praise in the console section. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Feb 2013 07:43    Post subject:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6891-Dead-Space-3

spot on Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Mar 2013 19:43    Post subject:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6964-Crysis-3

Crysis 3
(As you can read in the URL name but hey I might as well spell it out anyway.)
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Mar 2013 20:21    Post subject:
Arukardo wrote:
The long awaited review Very Happy
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6912-Aliens-Colonial-Marines
That "guess when the texture is going to pop in" bet game...


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Mar 2013 18:07    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/7053-SimCity Laughing


That's just gold Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Mar 2013 18:24    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/7053-SimCity Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Mar 2013 19:00    Post subject:
I so fucking agree with him on the points he made in that video.


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Mar 2013 20:38    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/7053-SimCity Laughing


I've just watched it 3 times in a row. I don't think I've laughed harder on any of the other episodes. Maybe on the DayZ episode.. but still one of the best.
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Mar 2013 21:57    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/7053-SimCity Laughing


HAHHAHAHAHHA. I fucking love it!@1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Arukardo




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Mar 2013 23:04    Post subject:
Thank God, we didn't have to wait 20 mins to see this review.
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