Dad regrets buying a webcam for the daughter
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 01:10    Post subject: Dad regrets buying a webcam for the daughter
http://pix.nofrag.com/d6/02/303241d05c7f14721a2988f43a65.html


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 01:13    Post subject:
haha pwned Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 01:33    Post subject:
Hmmm, what do you call those girls?
Hoes?? Hmm naaah, lightfooted?
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 10:55    Post subject:
Hideous tramp. Such moral decay - I think I lost my appetite for lunch.


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 10:57    Post subject:
those are the ones u ask if they like sex and travel...if they say yes, u tell em to fuck off lol


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 11:25    Post subject:
hoe or not.... she got nice tits..... i wonder what the dad does after the video ends......
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 11:40    Post subject:
Hahahhaahhahha, omg that must have hurt.


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 11:51    Post subject:
konadh wrote:
hoe or not.... she got nice tits..... i wonder what the dad does after the video ends......


bends her over the cpu desk? Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 16:45    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
konadh wrote:
hoe or not.... she got nice tits..... i wonder what the dad does after the video ends......


bends her over the cpu desk? Wink


LOL!

I like the way he tries to act as if he hasn't seen anything, he sort of looks away, but it's so obvious.


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Aug 2005 18:45    Post subject:
hahaha manchester United supporters
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rockma wrote:
hahaha manchester United supporters


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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Aug 2005 21:20    Post subject:
Look at the dads shirt
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Aug 2005 21:32    Post subject:
rofl Smile owned Neutral


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2005 00:47    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Aug 2005 05:40    Post subject:
Haha! Pwnd hard. Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 01:43    Post subject: RELATED
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 11:37    Post subject: Re: RELATED
PoorLeno wrote:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,686259,00.html



Yea i read that shit yesterday. :S Thats sick!
It says that a 13year old girl that was chatting was contacted by a unknown man, who exposed himself and his sexual organ for the girl.
Then the girl detected that it was her own father. She told her mum wich called the cops and bla bla bla. The father has confessed.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 14:01    Post subject: Re: RELATED
HaschBiff wrote:
PoorLeno wrote:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,686259,00.html



Yea i read that shit yesterday. :S Thats sick!
It says that a 13year old girl that was chatting was contacted by a unknown man, who exposed himself and his sexual organ for the girl.
Then the girl detected that it was her own father. She told her mum wich called the cops and bla bla bla. The father has confessed.


Thats fucked up but hilarious none the less Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 14:47    Post subject:
omfg. what an idiot!
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 14:55    Post subject: Re: RELATED
HaschBiff wrote:
PoorLeno wrote:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,686259,00.html



Yea i read that shit yesterday. :S Thats sick!
It says that a 13year old girl that was chatting was contacted by a unknown man, who exposed himself and his sexual organ for the girl.
Then the girl detected that it was her own father. She told her mum wich called the cops and bla bla bla. The father has confessed.


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


erm.. can any1 translate the whole page word for word? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 17:51    Post subject:
Well, the girl is 13 years old, father is somewhat older. They met in a chat room a few times, and apparently chatted about sex. At some point, the man decided to show off his human horn. The girl, allegedly, recognized this horn to be that of her fathers instantly, and ran to her mom for comfort. Between the police getting there and the man buttoning up, it's interesting to note that they were under the same roof while this happened. The girl can’t get over this, and now cries non stop to a government provided shrink.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 17:53    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
The girl, allegedly, recognized this horn to be that of her fathers instantly


So she is quite familiar with her fathers dick? Shocked


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 18:23    Post subject:
Laughing I dont think they'd recgonise the dick but if they were in the same house surely they'd be suspicious of the times and also the room. Still i'm not surprised the girl is traumatised Shocked


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 22:11    Post subject:
She reoconized the chair and something else.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 22:51    Post subject:
HaschBiff wrote:
She reoconized the chair and something else.


his pube pattern? Shocked


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 23:00    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
HaschBiff wrote:
She reoconized the chair and something else.


his pube pattern? Shocked


No... His ring he has allways had.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 23:12    Post subject:
it doesn't say if it was a pubic ring or not... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Aug 2005 23:23    Post subject:
ya, its prolly hard to keep an erection at his age Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Aug 2005 11:30    Post subject: Re: Dad regrets buying a webcam for the daughter
ollax wrote:
http://pix.nofrag.com/d6/02/303241d05c7f14721a2988f43a65.html




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Aug 2005 03:21    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
PoorLeno wrote:
The girl, allegedly, recognized this horn to be that of her fathers instantly


So she is quite familiar with her fathers dick? Shocked



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