Aliens: Colonial Marines
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 14:30    Post subject:
Laughing Very Happy


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 14:33    Post subject:
stemot wrote:
Except...When the aliens get on their grooves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8J8SzBhjqaQ


The music was spot on


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 14:59    Post subject:
I thought the 'Rank-Up' pop-up was an editorial effect in that review, but it is actually there. Laughing

As for the game - the reviews are perfectly right and genuine. It is a clusterfuck of a game. Vomit
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:03    Post subject:
starring ashly burch lol, of that stoopid (but sometimes humourous i guess) destructoid series... forget what its called now
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:03    Post subject:
GT review
http://t.co/rQTqyuSy

hope that at least AI can be fixed in patches and
MP is better than SP - just played some LAN matches


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Vulgarr




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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:05    Post subject:
Wow, totally skipping I guess lol. This seems like a turd that should have been flushed.
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:07    Post subject:
Jesus, just got this steaming pile before reading the reviews..

Played it, hated it from the start, next gen graphics my arsehole..

The original PSX game was WAY better than this crap....

How could they take such an iconic film with so many wonderful possibilities and make this cunting thing..
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:09    Post subject:
noby_95 wrote:
"Review"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8dPF8jpItCs

Old news


But still hilarious
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:10    Post subject:
You guys seriously thought that this would be a good game? Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:11    Post subject:
Prefetian wrote:
You guys seriously thought that this would be a good game? Laughing

Well I think Sabin did. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:17    Post subject:
prudislav wrote:
GT review
http://t.co/rQTqyuSy

hope that at elast AI can be fixed in patches and MP is better than SP - just played some LAN matches

They are playing PC version??
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:18    Post subject:
Seriously wtf they gave us shitty DNF and now a shitty Alien game... thank u so much shit gearbox.. pitchford should go hanghimelf fucking moron Rage
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:21    Post subject:
What I'd want would be Prometheous: The Game, cause that would be just as good as any of the last alien/predator games... >. <


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:26    Post subject:
Just played it a bit. Wow, this game is bad. It's frustrating, AI is terrible, graphics are awful, animations are bad.... Jesus.
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:32    Post subject:
noby_95 wrote:
"Review"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8dPF8jpItCs




Waiting for Angry Joe review Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 15:58    Post subject:
GEARBOX...need I say more? Only game they've done right since I can remember is Borderlands 2 and the first Half-Life


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Sci Fi WoW Pig shooter.


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:17    Post subject:
Holy shit what a gigantic fail Laughing I'm gonna download it later just for some genuine laughs Very Happy
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:22    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Prefetian wrote:
You guys seriously thought that this would be a good game? Laughing

Well I think Sabin did. Laughing


Where's Sabin btw?


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:24    Post subject:
I'm so disappointed with this POS game. So glad I never spent a penny on it. I'd not even buy it on Steam when it hit the £2.49 range lol. Moving on....


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:25    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
Prefetian wrote:
You guys seriously thought that this would be a good game? Laughing

Well I think Sabin did. Laughing


Where's Sabin btw?

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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:28    Post subject:
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murgo, Challenge Accepted


i won't even download the nzb to download this junk Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:32    Post subject:
Well...installed it. At first, it had no textures, and after a bit of searching, turns out I had to set the global Nvidia options in the control panel to 'performance' for them to show up. 'Quality' of too hard-core it seems. Very Happy

On max the graphics are laughable. Low-res, washed out textures, incredibad animations, pretty much what we saw in the console videos.

Gameplay: what gameplay? Brain-dead aliens ponce at you, but only after standing still for a good second or so. We cannot let the console generation experience a hard game, now can we? When aliens get too close, a freakin' "press V to melee" prompt comes up. Not a QTE, just a plain and simple "hey, retard, pushing the enemy will...SURPISE...push them away and this dude is awfully close in case you didn't notice".

This isn't even in the category of "so bad it's funny". This is simply a terrible game.

The only enjoyment I'll ever get out of it will be watching my favorite reviewers rage over just how bad it is. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:43    Post subject:
Quote:
As Powers told Playnews during the Italian Aliens: Colonial Marines’ launch event:

“Absolutely not, the game has been developed by Gearbox Software. Other studios [like Timegate] helped Gearbox on the production of single and multiplayer.”

I knew it Laughing
Gearbox trying to fool people once again after the massive fuck up Very Happy

The game is so bad that nobody wants to take responsibility.

"Who did develop this crap?"
Gearbox: "Not us! it was Timegate"
Timegate: "WTF Gearbox it was you! we only helped with the MP"
Gearbox: "Liars!"
Timegate: "No, you!"
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:45    Post subject:
Theres lot of easter eggs for Alien fans in this game, im going to play only to check them out.



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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:46    Post subject:
streetunder wrote:
Theres lot of easter eggs for Alien fans in this game, im going to play only to check them out.

i will rather wait for some patches and at least half of season pass dlcs
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:48    Post subject:
What will the DLC's be like? Weapon paint jobs and new armors? Laughing
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Feb 2013 16:53    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Quote:
As Powers told Playnews during the Italian Aliens: Colonial Marines’ launch event:

“Absolutely not, the game has been developed by Gearbox Software. Other studios [like Timegate] helped Gearbox on the production of single and multiplayer.”

I knew it Laughing
Gearbox trying to fool people once again after the massive fuck up Very Happy

The game is so bad that nobody wants to take responsibility.

"Who did develop this crap?"
Gearbox: "Not us! it was Timegate"
Timegate: "WTF Gearbox it was you! we only helped with the MP"
Gearbox: "Liars!"
Timegate: "No, you!"


Uh, actually both Gearbox and now Sega (going by that quote) say Gearbox made the game. The exact opposite of your hypothetical shifting-the-blame scenario. Scratch Head


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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