I'm old.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Apr 2013 21:34    Post subject: I'm old.
you can spend a hundred years in comfortable isolation and still be a child.
You can spend a few years in adversity and come out old as time.

I'm the latter. I'm old. I'm tired.
Tired of people who think they can trick me while I predict their actions the moment they think of them and still come out right.
Tired of being broke as fuck, Tired of bitches who worship me one day just to run away the next. Because I'm good in bed but I ain't got no wealthy future.
Tired of the religious horse shit I wake up smelling everyday.
Tired of dumbfucks everywhere.

I need a joint.
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Apr 2013 21:45    Post subject:
Get a cat/dog, tell the hoes to fuck themselves and get a nice woman.
Oh and a job.

Being poor and unemplyed is too easy, and that's obviously the root of all your problems.


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Apr 2013 22:28    Post subject:
Well if you're good in bed become a gigolo, some of these fat women are desperate and the pay is good Smile

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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Apr 2013 23:16    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Get a cat/dog, tell the hoes to fuck themselves and get a nice woman.
Oh and a job.

Being poor and unemplyed is too easy, and that's obviously the root of all your problems.


I have 3 cats. One is just awesome. The other a serious fella the last one is a scared piece of shit.

as for jobs:



Dude have you taken a look across the Mediterranean lately? I'm only a few hundred KM away. Does it look like a thriving place full of jobs? SHUT UP AND BUY MY HASH
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Apr 2013 23:27    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
as for jobs:



Dude have you taken a look across the Mediterranean lately? I'm only a few hundred KM away. Does it look like a thriving place full of jobs? SHUT UP AND BUY MY HASH
I know, I know but even if I managed to get one, well... Razz


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Apr 2013 23:29    Post subject:
Thanks for goodfellas like ixigia I'm able to stay in business as long as they keep coming in their below radar secret small planes to buy my shit Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Apr 2013 00:01    Post subject:
Hahah I fear that soon we'll stop doing that though, this nasty crisis is killing all the good businesses grinhurt

If I were you I'd start looking for valid alternatives, like moving here and becoming my trusty housewife so I can provide you a safe shelter and you can prepare me nice hash cookies every morning, right after the obligatory fellatio Cool Face
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Apr 2013 00:11    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Hahah I fear that soon we'll stop doing that though, this nasty crisis is killing all the good businesses grinhurt

If I were you I'd start looking for valid alternatives, like moving here and becoming my trusty housewife so I can provide you a safe shelter and you can prepare me nice hash cookies every morning, right after the obligatory fellatio Cool Face


It's true. Business is getting worse and worse ever since that ruby bitch ruined my relationship with silvio.

Honestly your offer still beats living under the Mullah regime that's soon gonna hit this place like a tsunami of diarrhea Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Apr 2013 01:35    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
ixigia wrote:
Hahah I fear that soon we'll stop doing that though, this nasty crisis is killing all the good businesses grinhurt

If I were you I'd start looking for valid alternatives, like moving here and becoming my trusty housewife so I can provide you a safe shelter and you can prepare me nice hash cookies every morning, right after the obligatory fellatio Cool Face


It's true. Business is getting worse and worse ever since that ruby bitch ruined my relationship with silvio.

Honestly your offer still beats living under the Mullah regime that's soon gonna hit this place like a tsunami of diarrhea Laughing

Laughing
You won't have to worry about politics here, this is our 2nd month without a government and everything is falling apart, but at least we're free!
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manu_xl




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Apr 2013 01:59    Post subject:
being free as in free fall? Mr. Green
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Apr 2013 02:09    Post subject:
That's a way to see it Very Happy. It's kinda like an attempt to recreate Ron's utopian world, with the obvious results Laughing
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capretto




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Apr 2013 18:31    Post subject:
No government and the extremely scary prospect of Berlusconi winning again in case of elections. Could it get any worse than this? Sad


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Richard Benson: " Durante tutta la mia esistenza, ho avuto sempre un sogno...
(Throughout my whole existence, I've always had a dream...)
Loving fan: "un cazzo 'n culo!"
(A cock deep inside your ass!)
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Apr 2013 20:28    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Apr 2013 01:03    Post subject:
capretto wrote:
No government and the extremely scary prospect of Berlusconi winning again in case of elections. Could it get any worse than this? Sad

Don't worry, he'll win even without the elections..as a matter of fact he's already winning. That adorable governissimo is shaping up pretty nicely Laughing Sad
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Apr 2013 03:08    Post subject:
FireMaster, I've found the perfect song to describe your life:



Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Apr 2013 10:20    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Only unemployed are talking about how economy is going bad and every business is dying.

that and lazy ppl
there is always a job to do, question is are u willing to do it or u just waiting for that perfect job, don't do shit and earn lots, which may never come
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Apr 2013 11:03    Post subject: Re: I'm old.
FireMaster wrote:

Tired of the religious horse shit I wake up smelling everyday.
I just couldn't live in America... walking down the subway in New York people pretty much blocking the way with "GOD WILL SAVE YOU" banners
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capretto




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Apr 2013 15:34    Post subject: Re: I'm old.
FireMaster wrote:

Tired of the religious horse shit I wake up smelling everyday.


Which reminds me of:



May lose a bit of sense if you don't understand italian (mainly due to the guy's incredibly bad grammar), but the "USCIALAPARA!" invocation should still be hilarious. Laughing


BEST GAMES YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED (click)

Richard Benson: " Durante tutta la mia esistenza, ho avuto sempre un sogno...
(Throughout my whole existence, I've always had a dream...)
Loving fan: "un cazzo 'n culo!"
(A cock deep inside your ass!)
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Apr 2013 16:32    Post subject:
Why does everyone assume I'm American FFS I'm not.

tainted4ever wrote:
FireMaster, I've found the perfect song to describe your life:

-snip-


Shinedown? Dude I used to listen to them a lot years ago, good times Very Happy love that whole album

Mortibus wrote:
garus wrote:
Only unemployed are talking about how economy is going bad and every business is dying.

that and lazy ppl
there is always a job to do, question is are u willing to do it or u just waiting for that perfect job, don't do shit and earn lots, which may never come


Must be talking about the experience in your country certainly because that's not the case everywhere.
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Apr 2013 19:06    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Why does everyone assume I'm American FFS I'm not.

tainted4ever wrote:
FireMaster, I've found the perfect song to describe your life:

-snip-


Shinedown? Dude I used to listen to them a lot years ago, good times Very Happy love that whole album




Great minds think alike Smile
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Vikerness




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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Apr 2013 23:23    Post subject: Re: I'm old.
FireMaster wrote:
Tired of people who think they can trick me while I predict their actions the moment they think of them
Tired of being broke as fuck, Tired of bitches who worship me one day just to run away the next.
Tired of the religious horse shit I wake up smelling everyday.
Tired of dumbfucks everywhere.
+11111!!!


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