Cat is in heat
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 18:06    Post subject: Cat is in heat
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEOW MEOW MEOW Mad

every once in a while he goes in the corridor of the apartment (where the acoustic is perfect) and meows on top of his lungs, also I think he urinated the front door..

can males be given something to get out of heat or something? or is he provoked by a neighbor female cat that is in heat?


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 18:09    Post subject:
chop the balls
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 18:15    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
chop the balls

And eat them in front of him.
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 19:58    Post subject: Re: Cat is in heat
StrEagle wrote:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEOW MEOW MEOW Mad

every once in a while he goes in the corridor of the apartment (where the acoustic is perfect) and meows on top of his lungs, also I think he urinated the front door..

can males be given something to get out of heat or something? or is he provoked by a neighbor female cat that is in heat?
Hahahaha good luck.

Mine is a she and she's just winding down from another heat phase grinhurt
We usually just lock her in a room with food and her portable bathroom for the night and she is relatively calm... at least as soon as she realizes that you are up and about, then

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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 20:28    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
The_Zeel wrote:
chop the balls

And eat them in front of him.


lmao! thanks for making me burst out laughing at work, now people think I'm crazy.


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 20:40    Post subject:
Neuter him, it will save you and the world a lot of trouble (homeless suffering kittens for example).


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 21:39    Post subject:
why do you people torture the pook kitties... fix them...
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 21:39    Post subject:
fuck it





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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 21:45    Post subject:
He's 12yo and a house cat, highly unlikely he will know the smell of a pussy in his lifetime.


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readonly




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 22:26    Post subject:
how is your cat in heat if it is a male? This has to be entirely related to another cat in heat.
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th May 2013 22:43    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 13:24    Post subject:
good tip for female cats in heat and not been done yet.

take her, hold her under a cold tap and let it pour onto her puss puss lol's., after this they go mad and spend hours cleaning and licking it and not concentrating on making fucking noise Very Happy

it works try it...
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 13:57    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
good tip for female cats in heat and not been done yet.

take her, hold her under a cold tap and let it pour onto her puss puss lol's., after this they go mad and spend hours cleaning and licking it and not concentrating on making fucking noise Very Happy

it works try it...


... or sterilize her, and avoid the chance of generations of kittens and endless meowing sessions


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 15:12    Post subject:
haha, a friend's cat had the same some time ago. We could hear the cat over Mumble all the time and he was soo pissed. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 17:09    Post subject:
We have a pregnant cat now, and the father's way of paying "cat support" is by laying dead mouses on our doorstep Laughing

Anyways the she cat moved in our garage almost a year ago and has suddenly become our responsibility, I see now that giving it food was a bad idea Laughing

There will be some very cute kittens soon tho Awesome But will have to give away most of them, well lets hope it isn't more than 4. But looking at that cat now I dunno... never seen such large cat stomach Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 17:12    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
We have a pregnant cat now, and the father's way of paying "cat support" is by laying dead mouses on our doorstep Laughing

Anyways the she cat moved in our garage almost a year ago and has suddenly become our responsibility, I see now that giving it food was a bad idea Laughing

There will be some very cute kittens soon tho Awesome But will have to give away most of them, well lets hope it isn't more than 4. But looking at that cat now I dunno... never seen such large cat stomach Surprised
Hehehehe watching her trying to get up and lying down and trying to clean herself is hilarious Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 17:22    Post subject:
The cat still jumps down from the garage door, but when she lands it sounds like a small kid Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 18:14    Post subject:
My female cat was in heat three months in a row.
She's on my gf cycle as well. Laughing
she just stopped like yesterday night.

\o/

But yeah... I know what you mean. Shit gets loud. Annoying. Fixing a female cat costs like 500$ here. Can't afford that at the moment. Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 18:18    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
My female cat was in heat three months in a row.
She's on my gf cycle as well. Laughing
she just stopped like yesterday night.

\o/

But yeah... I know what you mean. Shit gets loud. Annoying. Fixing a female cat costs like 500$ here. Can't afford that at the moment. Sad
No free animal healthcare in Canada, eh? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 19:34    Post subject:
I have 2 female cats and they're both pregnant now.
I love kittens Cute Pom Pom's , but can't hold them all. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 19:36    Post subject:
SteamDRM wrote:
I have 2 female cats and they're both pregnant now.
I love kittens Cute Pom Pom's , but can't hold them all. Crying or Very sad
Even with cheap cat food its just to expensive Crying or Very sad
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 9th May 2013 20:07    Post subject:
SteamDRM wrote:
I have 2 female cats and they're both pregnant now.
I love kittens Cute Pom Pom's , but can't hold them all. Crying or Very sad


why did you let them get pregnant then??


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