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Serben
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 Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 16:37 Post subject: Facade, an interactive intelligent game |
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A while ago someone posted a link to this game called facade with the sarcastic thread title "Game of the year" or something similar, and everybody looked at the screens and went "What utter shit" and "Looks like feces to me", including me. The GFX really do look like pig shit. But this game hides pure genius underneath its graphics. It's ot artificial intelligence that borders on human self awareness. NO two games are EVER the same. It's basically an interactive adventure game where you're a person (male or female) who gets invited to your two friends house. The friends are a couple who are having relationship problems and you can basically do ANYTHING. You can help them, be cruel, try to talk them through it, or ANYTHING you want. They talk to you, and then you talk back by typing what you want to say, and they respond intelligently to whatever you say. And they really ARE intelligent. You can almost say the same thing forever and never get the exact same reply twice (well not really, but almost). They're so smart that they react to EVERYTHING around them in an intelligent way. Seriously, i've played this game tons of times and i've never even once gotten any two endings that came anywhere close to being similar. This game is fucking genious. You guys just have to try it.
Get it at this link: http://www.interactivestory.net/
I can't put into words how smart this game is, you just HAVE to try it. It's like you're talking to REAL people. They're THAT smart! Try it, NOW!!!
P.S. IT'S COMPLETELY FREE!!!
Gigabyte S-Series GA-G33-DS3R, Intel C2D Quad Q6600 OC @ 3.2Ghz, 4gb Kingston PC8500 1066Mhz DDR2, Geforce 7800GTX (will get a 9800GTX when they are released), 2 x 250Gb HD's and a case with built in paper and lotion dispenser.
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 16:43 Post subject: |
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Heard about it for the first time just now, as im bored to death, gonna check it out.
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 17:00 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 17:08 Post subject: |
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dumb thing is it only installs on c drive and is a bout 1 gig big... I dont have even 200 megs free there...
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 17:19 Post subject: |
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| fr3aKy wrote: | | Heard about it for the first time just now, as im bored to death, gonna check it out. |
same here |
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Ize
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Location: Refridgerator
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 17:52 Post subject: |
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800mb download... LOL... thats some massive ai... cause the graphics can only be 1mb in total
.: Cold as Ize :.
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Under
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Location: Scotland
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 22:27 Post subject: |
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Graphics are looking more than okay to me, and it's free 
I'll get it anyway (Trailers reminds me on "Bandits:Phoenix Rising" )
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 22:57 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 23:01 Post subject: |
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looks a little different
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 23:37 Post subject: |
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| pumbertot.1 wrote: | lol just a bit.so you can do anything?im gonna be first to ask then can you fuck the chick and cleave the mans skull in?  |
thats a very important question !!!!!
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Sep 2005 01:22 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Sep 2005 01:23 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | FakeBitchKillah.inc wrote: | | pumbertot.1 wrote: | | lol just a bit.so you can do anything?im gonna be first to ask then can you fuck the chick and cleave the mans skull in? |
thats a very important question !!!!!
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You do that and he'll chuck you out, theres nothing you can do about it. I even tried running away into their bedroom but he came through the wall like some evil demon ghost thing.  |
we need some hot coffe mod thing ................ |
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Ispep
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Sep 2005 01:26 Post subject: |
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Some people have been able to make the relationship work - for example your not forcing yourself upon her
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Sep 2005 02:23 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Sep 2005 17:21 Post subject: |
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The stalker chronicles...
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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Wed Sep 14 17 11 46 2005
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! -- (interrupted)
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Trip...!
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
(Ian knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Ian!!
TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, how's it going, man? -- (interrupted)
IAN
hi dude
TRIP
Ha ha, hi!
TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.
TRIP
Well come on in! -- (interrupted)
IAN
nice pants
TRIP
Y -- yeah, come in! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Ian,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time. -- (interrupted)
IAN
still the same old lady
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
So, come in, make yourself at home...
TRIP
Huh, I'll close the door. -- (interrupted)
IAN
why not?
GRACE
Uh...
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
So, Ian, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
TRIP
Grace, oh, no, we don't need to do that.
IAN
is trip still as ignorant like before?
TRIP
Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate...
GRACE
Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out.
IAN
ugly decoration
TRIP
Well hold on, hold on, take a closer look, give it a chance to soak in a little.
GRACE
So, about my decorating... -- (interrupted)
IAN
nope
TRIP
Ah, yes, Ian, I knew you'd like it. See, Grace?
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
(frustrated sigh) So I've been collecting all these sculptures...
GRACE
but now whenever I look at them, I suddenly get such a... such a... headache! -- (interrupted)
IAN
I don't like it
GRACE
Uh, yes, but these sculptures are just awful, aren't they?
TRIP
(clears throat)
IAN
no they are beatiful
GRACE
Uhh!
TRIP
There, Grace, I try to tell you, everybody loves your decorating!
GRACE
(frustrated complacent sigh) Well I'm definitely returning everything in this room, it has to be totally redone.
IAN
no not your decoration
GRACE
Look I know you love my decorating, everybody loves my decorating. Except for me. Let's talk about something else, God... -- (interrupted)
IAN
your sculptures!
TRIP
Oh, Ian, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
IAN
stop talking about decoration!
TRIP
Ian, Come take look at this!
IAN
give me a drink
GRACE
Yes, go, take a look... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!
TRIP
Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories.
TRIP
Ian, Come on, you'll like this, check it out!
IAN
what?
TRIP
Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute!
GRACE
Uhh, Ian, -- (interrupted)
IAN
come on
GRACE
Okay, okay, this is getting really tiresome...!
GRACE
You know what, I'll be right back.
TRIP
Grace, what are you --
GRACE
No you two keep talking about the bar and drinks and the amazing view and everything...
IAN
for you?
TRIP
What? Where are you going?
GRACE
I'll just be in the kitchen.
IAN
get over here bitch
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Why does this have to happen tonight...
IAN
give me my drink!
GRACE
God, why does this have to happen tonight...
(IAN hugs trip.)
GRACE
Alright, alright, everything's fine, let's just, let's just go back to the living room...
GRACE
Everything's fine...
IAN
ok
TRIP
Yeah, yeah, everything's fine!
IAN
no fix me the drink noob
GRACE
If I hear one more reference to alcohol tonight, I'm going to be worshipping the porcelain god.
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
IAN
alcohol
GRACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)
IAN
drinks
GRACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)
IAN
bacardi
GRACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)
TRIP
So... drinks...
IAN
give it to me
TRIP
W -- well, uh, I'm going to open an exquisite Bordeaux!
(IAN picks up the advice ball.)
(IAN puts down the advice ball.)
TRIP
Best of the best, you can't buy this in stores... Very, very special --
(IAN picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Yes")
(IAN puts down the advice ball.)
GRACE
God Trip, you're just like my dad with the whole wine snob thing.
(IAN picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")
(IAN puts down the advice ball.)
TRIP
I'll take that as a compliment. -- (interrupted)
IAN
I doubt it
TRIP
What? Oh, I, I thought you'd love that...!
(IAN picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
GRACE
Trip don't pressure our friend, okay?
(IAN puts down the advice ball.)
GRACE
Ian, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
IAN
perhaps soon
TRIP
What...?
(IAN picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Yes")
(IAN puts down the advice ball.)
IAN
nothing
TRIP
Yeah, no, we need to open this wine! Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect opportunity --
GRACE
That's not our anniversary wine is it?
GRACE
That's not the Bordeaux we saved from our wedding, that we were going to drink on our tenth wedding anniversary, RIGHT?!
TRIP
Whoops.
IAN
give me a drink
TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!
GRACE
Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane!
GRACE
Our anniversary wine!
IAN
or I'm gonna stab you
GRACE
What, what are you saying?
GRACE
Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really feel!
TRIP
(little impatient sigh) -- (interrupted)
IAN
I'm gonna stab you too bitch
GRACE
What?!? That's awful, where did that come from? You're acting ridiculous!
GRACE
Your goddamn drinks....
GRACE
How are we supposed to enjoy ourselves when you're always playing around with your -- (interrupted)
IAN
now I'm gonna kiss you
(IAN kisses grace.)
GRACE
Okay, yeah, I hear you, alright?
(IAN kisses grace.)
GRACE
Your goddamn drinks....
(IAN kisses grace.)
GRACE
Trip, all this stuff you do, you're just trying to make us look like we're some kind of perfect happy couple! Like we're so happy!
TRIP
Oh, come on...!
IAN
I love you
(IAN kisses grace.)
(IAN kisses grace.)
(IAN kisses grace.)
(IAN kisses grace.)
GRACE
Alright, you know what, Ian,
(IAN kisses grace.)
GRACE
I'm going to ask you something.
(IAN kisses grace.)
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
(IAN kisses grace.)
GRACE
Ian, yes or no...
IAN
I want to yes
GRACE
Isn't it right for one person in a marriage to expose when the other person is acting fake?
IAN
yes
TRIP
What...?!
TRIP
Oh, alright... yeah...
TRIP
Uhh, You think you're better than me, Grace! You had this rich upbringing... and now you look down on me! How am I supposed to be happy like that Grace? Goddammit!
IAN
I want to sleep with you
(IAN kisses grace.)
GRACE
Oh, that's great Trip!
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, get away from me!
GRACE
I don't want to look at you!
IAN
don't speak to him grace
GRACE
Goddammit!
(IAN sits on the couch.)
GRACE
What?! What are you saying to me?
(IAN gets up from the couch.)
TRIP
Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there?
GRACE
I'm not talking to you!
(IAN comforts grace.)
GRACE
Ian, we're not normally like this, I don't know what's going on...
(IAN sits on the couch.)
(IAN gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
uhh...
(IAN kisses grace.)
GRACE
Oh, no, don't do that! God!
(IAN kisses grace.)
(IAN kisses grace.)
TRIP
Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there? -- (interrupted)
(IAN kisses grace.)
GRACE
What do you care?
TRIP
Ian, in what you said before, about letting things go... I think that tells us something about Grace.
(IAN sits on the couch.)
(IAN gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?
TRIP
What?
TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- -- (interrupted)
(IAN kisses grace.)
TRIP
You know what, Ian, that's it, you need to leave.
IAN
fuck u
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- you just have to go.
IAN
haha newbie
(Trip closes the front door.)
(IAN knocks on the front door.)
(IAN knocks on the front door.)
(IAN knocks on the front door.)
(IAN knocks on the front door.)
(IAN knocks on the front door.)
(IAN knocks on the front door.)
(IAN knocks on the front door.)
(IAN knocks on the front door.)
(IAN knocks on the front door.)
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That was a great experience
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Sep 2005 17:25 Post subject: |
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the end,lol I wonder why they needed 1GB of HDD space for a game this small...
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Sep 2005 17:31 Post subject: Re: Facade, an interactive intelligent game |
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| Serben wrote: | | It's like you're talking to REAL people. They're THAT smart! |
that's a lie.
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Ispep
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Sep 2005 00:16 Post subject: |
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It's an exagguration, but considering that this is an 'amateur' effort one can only assume that this is the beginning of something very exciting in the world of videogames. Think where we will be in ten years time for example, not in a year, but ten.
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Baleur
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Location: South Sweden
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Sep 2005 01:57 Post subject: |
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its kinda funny when you think about it, "an interactive intelligent game" "interactive game", lol..
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| Posted: Sun, 18th Sep 2005 04:37 Post subject: |
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Played this earlier on and was kind of impressed with it clearly it needs alot of work though. Initially got thrown out of the house on my first 3 attempts for being a bit upfront about their marriage problems, then took an entirely different route as shown below which lead to one character admitting to an affair and another character admitting to hiding the fact that she was an artist.
I used the spoiler tags so that if anyone doesn''t want to read it they can scroll through the thread easily - I enjoyed your story maxiepaxie very nicely done 
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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Sep 18 03 20 51 2005
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! -- (interrupted)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
Trip...!
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Adam!!
TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
(Adam comforts trip.)
TRIP
Yeah, hi!
ADAM
hi trip
TRIP
Uh, well, it's -- it's good to see you.
ADAM
how are you
TRIP
Well come on in!
TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Adam,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!
TRIP
Yeah, yeah, how are you doing?
GRACE
Uh, I just asked him that...
ADAM
im great grace
GRACE
Oh, Adam, you've always got such nice things to say.
GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)
ADAM
so whats the story grace?
GRACE
And I have to say, you look great. -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
So, come in, make yourself at home...
TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door.
TRIP
Oh, Adam, take -- (interrupted)
(Trip closes the front door.)
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.
PHONE
** RING **
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
Grace, no, I want --
GRACE
Trip, please dear, don't be rude.
GRACE
It's probably just the execs at work inviting you to another one of your precious 'high class poker games'.
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
ANSWERING MACHINE
** click **
ANSWERING MACHINE
You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message!
ANSWERING MACHINE
** beep **
ANSWERING MACHINE
Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing.
ANSWERING MACHINE
I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there.
TRIP
Oh, it's your parents! I'll get it --
GRACE
Trip, Trip, please, I don't want to talk to them right now...
TRIP
I want to say hello --
ADAM
grace i am sorry to tell you this.
GRACE
No no, Trip, we're entertaining -- (interrupted)
ANSWERING MACHINE
Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala.
GRACE
Y -- yeah, no, I'll -- I'll call my parents later.
TRIP
Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people -- -- (interrupted)
ANSWERING MACHINE
(clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye.
ADAM
but trip tryed to rape me
TRIP
uh... ha heh heh...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
god, I don't, um...
TRIP
what...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
ADAM
honest grace
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Adam,
ADAM
think you need to leave him
TRIP
heh, you had me going there for a sec...
GRACE
heh heh heh...
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
ADAM
trip dont deny it
TRIP
mess with us ...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP
ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
TRIP
Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?
TRIP
Oh, Adam, -- (interrupted)
ADAM
grace please you have to leave
GRACE
Oh... well... thanks --
TRIP
Well that's a nice thing to say. It's nice to hear, hmm, Grace?
ADAM
hes criminally insane
GRACE
(clears throat)
TRIP
What...? uhh...
ADAM
he tryed to kill me
TRIP
W -- well, come take a look!
TRIP
Adam, come -- (interrupted)
ADAM
en sodomise my body
GRACE
Trip, darling, your obsession with that photo of yours is making our friend uncomfortable.
ADAM
what is it trip
TRIP
Oh, I didn't think you wanted to hear about the Italy trip tonight... (clears throat)
ADAM
no no grace
ADAM
trip makes me uncomfortable
GRACE
W -- w - well, no, it was just a weekend getaway. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
I'm gonna fix us some drinks.
TRIP
Oh and I've got these fancy new cocktail shakers I'm itching to try out.
ADAM
i like your clothes grace
GRACE
Adam, if I didn't know you better, I'd say you were flirting with me.
ADAM
cocktails are for fags trip
GRACE
uh...
ADAM
yes i am grace lets go to the bed
TRIP
we...
TRIP
How...
GRACE
uh...
TRIP
The thing is, we've really, uh, got to... um...
ADAM
why the puzzled look grace?
TRIP
We've got to remind the, uh...
GRACE
Yeah, yeah...
TRIP
that woman with all the clocks...
GRACE
make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again...
TRIP
Oh, yeah, yeah...!
ADAM
grace what shampoo do you use?
TRIP
(long release sigh)
TRIP
yeah...
TRIP
Heh heh, Adam, seeing you brings back good memories, you know?
GRACE
Yes, it does. H-mmm (happy smile sound)
ADAM
I know of that orgy last year
TRIP
Ha ha! Oh I think we're going to need some drinks first if we're going to talk about sex. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
eh grace?
TRIP
um...
TRIP
Whoa I just realized something!
GRACE
What...
TRIP
We have to celebrate! Tonight's -- (interrupted)
ADAM
what
TRIP
Uh -- well, tonight is special!
TRIP
Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP
Senior year of college!
GRACE
Oh... geez...
TRIP
Remember that?
ADAM
yes
TRIP
We really want to thank you for years and years of...
GRACE
Pain.
ADAM
you look so happy together
GRACE
Wait...
GRACE
You think I'm...
GRACE
not... depressed...
TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
ADAM
are you depressed?
GRACE
Ha ha, yeah...
TRIP
Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Wait...
TRIP
You think I'm...
TRIP
depressed...
TRIP
Uh, ha... ha ha ha... uh... y -- well, you, uh... you're really, uhh...
ADAM
how is work grace
GRACE
What -- what is he --
TRIP
No no, Grace, no no, he's just... testing us tonight, I think, heh... it's funny...
GRACE
(clears throat)
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Um...
ADAM
i like the decorations grace
GRACE
Oh, that's --
TRIP
Wow Grace you sure are getting your share of praise tonight!
GRACE
(annoyed sigh)
GRACE
(big sigh)
GRACE
Oh God, Adam, this isn't much fun for you, is -- (interrupted)
ADAM
ok fagboy nice trousers
TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, n - no no no, wait, uh, w - what's wrong, Grace?
GRACE
Trip, have you noticed, we're fighting in front of our friend.
ADAM
go on grace
TRIP
What...?
TRIP
Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful...
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh) Sheejus. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
yes its ok
TRIP
What? N - n - no no, I -- I'm good, w -- we're good, e - e - everything's good...
TRIP
(clears throat)
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
ADAM
get me a drink
GRACE
Oh, that plastic ball is Trip's little security blanket he keeps by the bar.
TRIP
N -- no it's just one of those little joke advice toys, you know.
GRACE
He's always playing with it, drives me crazy.
TRIP
It's a toy, I'm allowed to have a toy. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
i thought it was sex beads grace
GRACE
Hey --
GRACE
wait --
GRACE
did you --
GRACE
did you take out the garbage, liked I asked you to?
TRIP
What? The -- the garbage?
GRACE
Yes, did you take out the garbage under the kitchen sink?
TRIP
Yeah.
ADAM
yes take out the garbage trip
GRACE
Okay, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Yeah, yeah...
GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating,
GRACE
I -- I really enjoy it --
TRIP
Yeah, it's in your blood, you grew up with this stuff.
ADAM
you do a good job
TRIP
Oh, uh...
GRACE
That's kind of you, I'm sure Trip's happy to hear that.
ADAM
the house looks nice
TRIP
Ah, right, right, Adam, of course you like it!
TRIP
See Grace you have no reason to complain -- there's just nothing to complain about.
GRACE
(annoyed sigh)
ADAM
do you like the house grace?
TRIP
See, try to understand, even after a full day's work designing magazine ads,
TRIP
Grace somehow finds the time to decorate and and and and redecorate --
GRACE
I could never do this, but sometimes I want to start fresh and paint free form all over the walls with a big messy brush...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
ADAM
wow
GRACE
So I normally like redecorating...
GRACE
Adam, now be honest with me, agree that this room just does not work!
TRIP
Grace, come on, what are you talking about?
ADAM
the room is a mess
TRIP
No, no no no no no, you've got to understand, Grace loves expensive furniture, she was totally spoiled growing up,
ADAM
your right grace
GRACE
Uh, but this room is a problem, isn't it?
GRACE
All day at work I design ads for apartments like this, -- (interrupted)
ADAM
yes it is
GRACE
Oh, well...
GRACE
(little sigh) So I just had to have this style...
GRACE
but... I'm wrong, it is just not coming together at all!
TRIP
Oh come on! Jesus why can't you just be happy with this? This is fine!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
ADAM
let her speak trip
TRIP
Grace, everything's fine, no one is complaining about your decorating!
GRACE
No, he is just being courteous... this room is not --
TRIP
Uhh, Grace, come on, people like it, you're the only one --
GRACE
You know, Trip, if you hadn't convinced me to go into advertising, I could have painted that painting on the wall instead of buying it!
TRIP
You're never happy...
ADAM
deep breathes grace
TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!
TRIP
Huh? What, what -- what was that?
TRIP
You're never satisfied with anything! You're never happy, never ever satisfied with anything.
ADAM
grace you have to phone 911
GRACE
Okay, yeah, I hear you, alright?
GRACE
Everyone tries to explain everything...
GRACE
Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
TRIP
Oh, come on...!
TRIP
Goddamn manipulation...
TRIP
Grace, I -- I just want to be together, and be happy, can you just see that?
GRACE
Oh, yeah, yeah, right!
TRIP
Can't we just do that?
TRIP
Alright, you know what, Adam,
TRIP
I'm going to ask you something.
GRACE
Trip --
TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
TRIP
Adam, yes or no...
TRIP
Shouldn't both people in a marriage _want_ the same things?
GRACE
What?
ADAM
no
TRIP
What...?!
TRIP
Oh, yeah, that's fine... that's fine...
TRIP
Uhh, Grace, you think that if I hadn't 'convinced you' not go into art, that you'd be totally happy! The truth is, I saved you from that goddammit!
GRACE
Oh, that's great Trip!
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight!
GRACE
I don't want to look at you!
ADAM
grace you have to leave him
GRACE
Dammit, Trip!
GRACE
Wait, what, are you trying to explain this to me?
TRIP
Grace, are you talking about me?
GRACE
I wasn't talking about you!
ADAM
yes he tryed to rape me
GRACE
Adam, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster...
GRACE
uhh...
ADAM
you have to call 911
GRACE
Adam, in -- in what you said before, about wanting things... I think we've already learned something about Trip.
TRIP
Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE
What?
ADAM
i want you grace
TRIP
Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, and even though you redecorate the apartment all the time, the truth is... you're not an artist.
GRACE
Uhh...!
TRIP
I'm sorry, you're not.
GRACE
Adam, uhh...
ADAM
you are an artist grace
TRIP
Ah!
GRACE
See, Adam, all this time, I just can't stop thinking that I should have been painting!
TRIP
Why don't you just do it then? -- (interrupted)
ADAM
yes i agree
GRACE
Yes?
TRIP
Ah, yes, just you saying that should really help her...
GRACE
Well, if I could be a painter, I... I -- I would...
ADAM
you should paint grace
TRIP
Let's talk some more about Grace.
GRACE
Trip, how could I ever imagine trying to be an artist, when you get so angry any time I mention painting!
TRIP
Uhh...
GRACE
Adam, I can't take it anymore...
ADAM
leave him
GRACE
Aha!
TRIP
D -- divorce? Adam, you think we should get a divorce?
ADAM
is that what you want trip?
TRIP
What?
TRIP
God, I, I -- I mean, to even suggest divorce is... (little sigh) Look I'll just forget you said that.
ADAM
well lighten the fuck up
GRACE
Sex, sex, sex, why is sex such a big deal?
ADAM
ok
TRIP
What?
GRACE
Why do people always talk about it so much, when it just makes so many people so unhappy?
TRIP
Uhh! What... I...
ADAM
is he good in bed?
GRACE
No, look, I'm just saying... sex seems like it's more trouble than it's worth.
TRIP
Oh God, this is so depressing...
GRACE
It does!
ADAM
you dont have sex
GRACE
Ah!
TRIP
Adam, you're saying we... should not have sex? Been there, done that... I don't recommend it...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Let's keep our focus on Grace.
GRACE
Adam, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --
TRIP
Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --
GRACE
Admits that our marriage is not --
TRIP
Stop it, stop it! (annoyed sigh)
ADAM
go on grace
GRACE
Yes?
GRACE
Ah, thank you, just saying that helps me!
GRACE
See, this -- this is how it's been for the past ten years!
TRIP
Uhh...
TRIP
Let's continue focusing on Grace.
GRACE
You know, Trip, whenever I really try to talk honestly about things, you...
GRACE
you don't want to hear it!
TRIP
What?
GRACE
Adam, I think I'm the only one who is trying to be the most honest here.
TRIP
Uhh...
ADAM
yes i agree
GRACE
Yes?
TRIP
Look, you're doing it again, you're putting all this on me...
ADAM
tell me about the past 10 years
GRACE
Adam, explain this to me!
GRACE
We should -- we should talk about Trip.
GRACE
Adam, every time Trip is unhappy he rushes out and buys some new gadget.
TRIP
What are you talking about? You're always buying stuff...
GRACE
Trip, you're the one who's always bringing home an electric lemon zester or automatic creme Brule torch.
ADAM
and dildos
TRIP
See Grace, as usual you're making something out of nothing...
GRACE
Uhh...
ADAM
buying dildos is something trip
GRACE
Let's keep talking about Trip.
GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..
ADAM
yes lets
TRIP
They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!
GRACE
Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.
ADAM
what do you want grace?
GRACE
What?
TRIP
Ah, you want to know more. Thank you, that helps her. Grace, you never want to go on vacation with me and your parents - so I have to plan everything!
GRACE
Uhh..
TRIP
Adam, this is so...
ADAM
tell me about your parents
GRACE
My childhood was a nightmare. My parents never let me make my own decisions...
TRIP
Yeah, they were horribly abusive. They bought her whatever she wanted. Those monsters.
ADAM
they were controlling
GRACE
Trip, they were manipulative, -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No?
GRACE
See, Trip, they ruined everything for me.
TRIP
Oh, Grace, it's always the same...
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
ADAM
do you like your parents
TRIP
Christ, Adam, you keep bringing that same topic up, you know that? (frustrated sigh)
ADAM
trip stfu ok
TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
TRIP
It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?
ADAM
grace are you on your period
TRIP
It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down. -- (interrupted)
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
ADAM
grace talk to trip
TRIP
Ah!
GRACE
Adam, you're saying I'm... not communicative? No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things...
ADAM
yes
ADAM
trip talk to grace
GRACE
Aha!
TRIP
Adam, you're saying I don't... communicate?
ADAM
yes
TRIP
Yes?
GRACE
Ah, you disagree, see, that might actually help him...
GRACE
See, Trip, you claim you're 'reaching out', but really, you're... you're holding things back...
TRIP
What...? I, I -- I'm hold -- I'm holding...?
ADAM
your repressing things trip
TRIP
Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!!
TRIP
Adam, I know what you're trying to hint at...
ADAM
did you have a rough childhood
TRIP
about me...
TRIP
about our marriage...
TRIP
Do you really want the truth? Huh?
TRIP
Adam, are you ready to hear it?
TRIP
Grace, huh?
GRACE
Yes...!
ADAM
i can handle the truth
TRIP
Adam, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.
TRIP
You've really been pushing me tonight.
TRIP
It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not.
ADAM
really?
GRACE
Trip!
TRIP
Adam, Quit interrupting me, let me finish!
TRIP
Adam, come on -- yes or no...
TRIP
Do you really think that...
TRIP
criticizing Grace...
TRIP
praising Grace...
TRIP
acting inappropriately to me...
TRIP
flirting with Grace...
TRIP
telling me I'm not communicative...
TRIP
suggesting that we have more sex...
TRIP
suggesting that we get divorced...
TRIP
and what you said about wanting the same thing as your husband...
TRIP
that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that?
TRIP
Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something?
ADAM
yes
ADAM
yes it is
TRIP
Okay.
TRIP
Grace...
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
I've been having an affair.
GRACE
Oh my God.
TRIP
It's over now, though.
ADAM
trip you disgust me
GRACE
But how could you --
TRIP
(big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona.
GRACE
Maria.
TRIP
I was lonely, Grace.
ADAM
was it with another man
TRIP
But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it.
TRIP
uhh...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
Oh my God...!
TRIP
Adam, I --
GRACE
I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip.
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
I painted this.
TRIP
Bullshit.
GRACE
I am an artist, Trip, fuck you.
ADAM
well said grace
TRIP
You've been secretly painting? When --
GRACE
Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint.
TRIP
Jesus --
GRACE
So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!!
ADAM
beautiful picture grace
GRACE
uhh...
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
Jesus...!
ADAM
so where do you go from here?
TRIP
Adam, I, uhh...
TRIP
This changes everything...
GRACE
Yes, it does change everything.
ADAM
yes it does
GRACE
I think it's over.
TRIP
Grace, w -- what --
GRACE
No!!
ADAM
grace lets get a room
GRACE
It's over, Trip, don't you see that?
TRIP
Wha... but you just said --
GRACE
I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago:
GRACE
I am an artist -- but you can't see that.
GRACE
And no, Adam, hold on...
TRIP
Yes, and like I said...
TRIP
I cheated on you. I betrayed you.
ADAM
trip its over ok shes mine
TRIP
And no, Adam, please, it's -- it's okay...
TRIP
Grace, no, I... we...
GRACE
See, Trip, this is about me, as a person... and about you as a person, but it's not about us...
GRACE
about our marriage. I see that now...
TRIP
Us...? Our -- our marriage...? Wha... hey, no, wait!
GRACE
Adam, I'm sorry. Thank you, though, you really helped me.
ADAM
trip your a loverat mmkay
(ADAM picks up the red wine bottle.)
TRIP
Grace!
(Grace opens the front door.)
(Grace closes the front door.)
TRIP
Grace!!
ADAM
hahahhahahaha ROFL
ADAM
hahahahahahahaha (sides splitting)
(ADAM puts down the red wine bottle.)
TRIP
Jesus Christ...
TRIP
I should have told her that...
TRIP
I -- I could have told her that...
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when I quit this game it blue-screens my PC + restart gg
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rofl kamikaze. GG indeed
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can you please explain what these two games have in common?
