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speedgear




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 12:30    Post subject: cousins wife
Soo, this weekend i went to my wifes cousin house,to help her out with car problems, i went alone, after working the car problems out, i went to her house to give her keys,it was 4pm, so she invited me to have a beer and a sandwich, she is married, but , she appear to me with a mini mini skirt,and a thight blouse , im a man, almost felt like grabbing her from behind.
Surprised , im a haply married man, but whats she thinking alone with me wearing that type of clothes.
and she allways complain about her husband that doesnt give her attention.

she was dressed like this

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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 12:58    Post subject:
Lol, she knew perfectly well what she was doing, I would be very fucking careful here...

Maybe she wants to make her husband jealous?


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:02    Post subject:
d/w, send her via airmail, i'll take care of her needs J Browman


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:03    Post subject:
the illusions of a male.

She can wear whatever clothes she wants, doesn't mean shit.
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speedgear




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:03    Post subject:
sausje wrote:
d/w, send her via airmail, i'll take care of her needs J Browman


lolllllll

in the case of care of her needs, i think she prefer keep things in family Razz


Sin317 wrote:
the illusions of a male.

She can wear whatever clothes she wants, doesn't mean shit.



maybe, but if i was her husband i wont let her receiving visitors wearing that clothes without me .


Sin317 wrote:
while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again.


zmed wrote:
Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:06    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
the illusions of a male.

She can wear whatever clothes she wants, doesn't mean shit.


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:07    Post subject:
if i was a woman, i wouldn't stay married to a man who'd tell me, what i can wear or not lol.

Just think about, how your statement makes you look. Maybe the women should all wear burkas hm ?

uuups ....
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:16    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
the illusions of a male.

She can wear whatever clothes she wants, doesn't mean shit.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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speedgear




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:25    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
if i was a woman, i wouldn't stay married to a man who'd tell me, what i can wear or not lol.

Just think about, how your statement makes you look. Maybe the women should all wear burkas hm ?

uuups ....


no, but they should dress according to the place and with the people are present, do you think my wife would like to see me exposing to my female co workers?
i dont think soo.


Sin317 wrote:
while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again.


zmed wrote:
Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts.
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:28    Post subject:
so what if she s wearing a miniskirt, maybe its fucking hot (and it is Cool Face)

anyway as long as she s not dancing in front of you naked or rubbing your thigh etc., i wouldnt think too much about it.

and exposing what btw? last time i checked legs werent genitals

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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:32    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
if i was a woman, i wouldn't stay married to a man who'd tell me, what i can wear or not lol.

Just think about, how your statement makes you look. Maybe the women should all wear burkas hm ?

uuups ....



if you were a woman then god help us all Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:34    Post subject:
Maybe that's not what she's usually wearing. Sometimes you just know that a woman is wearing something to get some attention.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:41    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
the illusions of a male.

She can wear whatever clothes she wants, doesn't mean shit.


You surely know a lot about body language.

Sin317 wrote:
Maybe the women should all wear burkas hm ?


Yeah, there is no middle ground between mini skirts and burkas.

Don't be delusional, women (at least smart ones) know EXACTLY what effect they can produce with various looks.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:42    Post subject:
this thread Facepalm

I have some female friends who dresses totally hot around me and that does not mean they have any attention in me. Actually I know I am not their type most of time but they are still waering pretty clothes, mini skirts and huge cleavage.

And when we go to swimming pool, they only wear bikini swimsuit OMG THEY WANT TO FUCK ME


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:42    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:44    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
I have some female friends who dresses totally hot around me and that does not mean they have any attention in me. Actually I know I am not their type most of time but they are still waering pretty clothes, mini skirts and huge cleavage.

And when we go to swimming pool, they only wear bikini swimsuit OMG THEY WANT TO FUCK ME


Yes, you are the only male on this planet so they all dress to attract you and not other men.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:46    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
this thread Facepalm

I have some female friends who dresses totally hot around me and that does not mean they have any attention in me. Actually I know I am not their type most of time but they are still waering pretty clothes, mini skirts and huge cleavage.

And when we go to swimming pool, they only wear bikini swimsuit OMG THEY WANT TO FUCK ME


i was wondering the whole time why all women suddenly want to fuck me when i go to a swimming place
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:50    Post subject:
OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 13:56    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
Sin317 wrote:
the illusions of a male.

She can wear whatever clothes she wants, doesn't mean shit.


You surely know a lot about body language.

Sin317 wrote:
Maybe the women should all wear burkas hm ?


Yeah, there is no middle ground between mini skirts and burkas.

Don't be delusional, women (at least smart ones) know EXACTLY what effect they can produce with various looks.


i was exaggerating for effect.

It starts with small things, little steps. Who are (you) to tell anyone else, what they can or cannot wear ? But it's typical male fantasy, that a woman can ONLY dress sexy, because wants to get fucked by anyone. It's nothing but typical chauvinist crap and it's sickening.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 14:00    Post subject:
Meanwhile in another forum "OMG he had an errection and those eyes! , i thought he was gonna rape me, i was so scared"

Also, in my experience both in life and in hearing from women/friends. Usually women do have tendencies to prepare a setting for their wishes, personally i take stuff like this very lightly since i prefer to be clear and usually i get to avoid women who are interested getting these tricks on me and just talking clearly. But surely if i noticed something weird in the behavior i would question to find out whats happening in a subtle way. Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 14:01    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
Meanwhile in another forum "OMG he had an errection and those eyes! , i thought he was gonna rape me, i was so scared"


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 14:06    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
i was exaggerating for effect.

It starts with small things, little steps. Who are (you) to tell anyone else, what they can or cannot wear ? But it's typical male fantasy, that a woman can ONLY dress sexy, because wants to get fucked by anyone. It's nothing but typical chauvinist crap and it's sickening.


Quit projecting, mate. I don't remember going around and telling people what they can/can't wear, it's not my business and concern at all, I just know enough about women to recognize what they want to accomplish in certain situations. There's a thing called "seduction" (well, maybe not in Switzerland) and women have been using it from the dawn of time. What's really sickening is that you try to apply politically correct thinking to every life situation, which is just plain dumb.

And noone said that OP's woman always wears sexy clothes, but in this situation (if he described it correctly) she certainly didn't wear that because all of her other clothes was at the laundry.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 14:18    Post subject:
wait, wait ....
was it your cousins wife or the cousin of your wife now? Laughing Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 14:48    Post subject:
how about you send us some pics of her wearing what she was wearing and let us be the judges? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 14:49    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
Sin317 wrote:
i was exaggerating for effect.

It starts with small things, little steps. Who are (you) to tell anyone else, what they can or cannot wear ? But it's typical male fantasy, that a woman can ONLY dress sexy, because wants to get fucked by anyone. It's nothing but typical chauvinist crap and it's sickening.


Quit projecting, mate. I don't remember going around and telling people what they can/can't wear, it's not my business and concern at all, I just know enough about women to recognize what they want to accomplish in certain situations. There's a thing called "seduction" (well, maybe not in Switzerland) and women have been using it from the dawn of time. What's really sickening is that you try to apply politically correct thinking to every life situation, which is just plain dumb.

And noone said that OP's woman always wears sexy clothes, but in this situation (if he described it correctly) she certainly didn't wear that because all of her other clothes was at the laundry.


guess the ( ) around the "you" in the sentence was too subtle for you. You must be quite the egocentric ... in real life ...

But here, for the slower ones.

(You) implies "anyone concerned" or just a placeholder. It does not mean "anyone who reads it". If you think it does concern you , you might wanna consider jumping off a bridge, because (we) don't need YOU. Thanks.

And this has nothing to do with political correctness. This isn't even a political issue at all. Its about common courtesy and typical chauvinistic bullshit. And i am insulted as a man, to have to see this kinda crap around me or read about it. Get your head out of your ass and start acting like civilized human and not like cave dwelling monkeys.
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 14:51    Post subject:
You should have asked her:

-Soo when is your husband coming home?
..
-Really? So what more can I do for you in the mean time?

then the cameraman zooms in and you FHITB!


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 14:52    Post subject:
She was dressed sexy officer, she was gagging for it


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 14:59    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
What's really sickening is that you try to apply politically correct thinking to every life situation, which is just plain dumb.


Tell me about it. He must be fucking unbearable in real life.


This.

Sin seriously, when you're out with friends or whatever, do you act like this? A girl dressed in a miniskirt goes by and a friend starts checking her out saying how hot she is. Do you start screaming at him why can't a women go out without some man checking her out just because she's hot and showing some skin?

If for 2 seconds you'd stop projecting your problems on people you'd actually see the OP isn't complaining about women wearing miniskirts, he's complaining about his cousins WIFE wearing them when he's there and they are alone. The complaining about her husband doesn't help either. I'd feel uncomfortable too.

Also do you have a girlfriend?
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speedgear




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 15:03    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
She was dressed sexy officer, she was gagging for it


thats what i think, does it make us sex perverts? i dont think soo.
one thing certain, ill never tell me wife. Razz


Sin317 wrote:
while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again.


zmed wrote:
Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts.
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