Dr FireMaster's home remedies
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Jul 2013 20:26    Post subject: Dr FireMaster's home remedies
Constipated?
A cup of black coffee and a cigarette (or few) in the morning = instant bowel movement
So make sure to have some every morning to get rid of the waste frequently without it being stuck in your intestines and drying up.

Headache?
2 cigarettes or 3 should do the trick


Fever/nausea?

A hashish joint and a cup of orange juice will make you feel like you've just been faking being sick. You'll feel all well and dandy.

Depression?
Daily smoking hash/Weed joints and sex. If you cannot afford the latter, just jerk off to porn.
the dopamine induced by the orgasm + THC will make you feel like the king of the world. now stop bitching.


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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Jul 2013 21:24    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 13:15    Post subject:
ciggs usually give me headaches but other than that i agree

THANKS DOC!
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 03:10    Post subject:
thanks doc!
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 04:49    Post subject:
not bad , really not bad.
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 05:52    Post subject:
Your constipation remedy doesn't work. A redbull works for me.


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 09:04    Post subject:
LuftBrada wrote:
not bad , really not bad.
I guess it's official now Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 19:31    Post subject:
Smile medical weed, USA loves it now.
but seriously, some sick people (anxiety, stress , depression, some kind of pains, nauseas) could really benefit from Dr Firemaster advices.
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