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Waargh
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 Posted: Wed, 16th Oct 2013 15:37 Post subject: Tourist complaints |
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| Quote: | | THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS”: |
10. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
15. “There were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
19. “My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
http://blogdramedy.wordpress.com/2013/10/02/its-enough-to-make-you-cancel-your-reservation/
Today I didn't even need to use my AK. I gotta say it was a good day. (c) - Ice Cube
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JBeckman
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proekaan
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JBeckman
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ixigia
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Location: Italy
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Oct 2013 19:41 Post subject: |
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| JBeckman wrote: | Number 7 was nice too. 
(Yeah I'm sure he was very distracted.) |
Haha, indeed  . Poor husband, how could he relax with all those boobies around 
| Quote: | | 8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.” |
I believe an alien family wrote this, it's my only explanation. |
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VonMisk
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Oct 2013 21:23 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Oct 2013 22:12 Post subject: |
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stupid people are stupid...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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