from DJ Vadim's Facebook:
whilst i was waiting for @thepolishambassador so stop faffing around i was doing some quick emails in the stairwell of the hotel and this guy comes out to smoke a fag.
he says "wassup"
i reply "good morning to you sir"
guy - "u aint from round here"
i say " iam from the UK"
guy "oh how is the ukraine?" really.
i say "probably lovely but i live in the UK"
guy "wats the difference?"
really? wats the difference iam thinking.
i say "its a complete different country, language, culture, history and they are not next to each other, i live in the united KIngdom, in england.." not like the UK is some tiny un heard of country. they had an empire and raped and pillaged the world prior to the US doing it.
guy "oh u mean Paris"
no , that is the capital of France.
realising he is obviously a complete dimwit i depart...
Today I didn't even need to use my AK. I gotta say it was a good day. (c) - Ice Cube
