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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 08:44    Post subject: secret clearance
its insane how much info I need to provide to get my secret clearance.. how the hell do i know where my dad lives back home.. i haven't spoken to him in probably 6 years if not more... addresses for last 15 years... all vacations.. EVERYSINGLE ONE... that's 19 just in the last 8 years.... you have to provide exact dates, info , who u went with, their info, all work info and contact for last 15... blablabla... and SO MANY forms to fill out and send... My head is spinning...
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dsergei




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 08:59    Post subject:
Are there any restrictions once you get it as well? A friend of mine works for the ФСБ (former KGB) and when she got her secret clearance she wasn't allowed to go abroad for several years.
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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 09:16    Post subject:
Ask the NSA they will know


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 13:06    Post subject:
looks like standard questions to me I guess for such positions, not only is it to make a history timeline of where you have been who you might of bumped into or dealt with etc for future use against you if you turn out to be a bad egg lol,

but its also to show your commitment/accuracy and how detailed you can be getting that said info.
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tw1st




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 14:27    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
Ask the NSA they will know


Laughing


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zipfero




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 14:27    Post subject:
taze them


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 14:42    Post subject:
zipfero wrote:
taze them
what lol
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LuftBrada




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 15:49    Post subject:
you are not keeping secrets Twisted Evil
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Paintface




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 18:04    Post subject:
snowden wasnt allowed to travel without notifying the NSA, he just took a plane to hong kong.
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 18:09    Post subject:
Wtf is secret clearance.
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 18:22    Post subject:
why would you need that?
did you get promoted?


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 18:23    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
why would you need that?
did you get promoted?


He was applying for another job not in the police force if I remember
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 18:30    Post subject:
Aaah, he's gonna become a mercenary, disappear from his life, and operate as a secret private military agent in a foreign oil-rich country Laughing


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 18:35    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
Aaah, he's gonna become a mercenary, disappear from his life, and operate as a secret private military agent in a foreign oil-rich country Laughing


No FBI i think Very Happy
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 18:51    Post subject:
Oh, so he's becoming a voyeur?


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RatKing




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 19:07    Post subject:
Agent Tom Peep


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 19:45    Post subject:
you whores lol no im just gonna become a federal agent! revive the whole Canadian X-files and what not... But i'll only be Secret clearance... I need TOP secret clearance for the alien stuff!
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 20:37    Post subject:
why dont you call the nsa, they should have everything neatly on record for u Twisted Evil
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 20:38    Post subject:
joke was already made sir! but thank you
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 20:47    Post subject:
most of that was done for the police background check... they spoke to my grade 9 teacher... I ddint even remember her name but they found her.... freaky... spoke to my neighbors, coworkers and crap.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 20:58    Post subject:
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 20:59    Post subject:
you can tell him...but then u have to kill him.... you can do what u want with the body after.... WHATEVER u want.... hint hint
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 21:08    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 22:00    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
you whores lol no im just gonna become a federal agent! revive the whole Canadian X-files and what not... But i'll only be Secret clearance... I need TOP secret clearance for the alien stuff!

If in your travels you meet a guy. He'll be older. Wrinkled. Chain smoker.

Put a bullet in his head. You'll thank me later.


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Sin317
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 22:07    Post subject:
garus wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
you can tell him...but then u have to kill him.... you can do what u want with the body after.... WHATEVER u want.... hint hint


But I like 'em warm! :<


Just put 'em in a bathtub of hot water before Smile
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xxax
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 23:28    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
garus wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
you can tell him...but then u have to kill him.... you can do what u want with the body after.... WHATEVER u want.... hint hint


But I like 'em warm! :<


Just put 'em in a bathtub of hot water before Smile


Nothing beats experience...
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Nov 2013 23:49    Post subject:
vaifan1986 wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
you whores lol no im just gonna become a federal agent! revive the whole Canadian X-files and what not... But i'll only be Secret clearance... I need TOP secret clearance for the alien stuff!

If in your travels you meet a guy. He'll be older. Wrinkled. Chain smoker.

Put a bullet in his head. You'll thank me later.


but...he might be my dad...
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Nov 2013 00:13    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
you whores lol no im just gonna become a federal agent! revive the whole Canadian X-files and what not... But i'll only be Secret clearance... I need TOP secret clearance for the alien stuff!


The joke aside..

Seriously though, congratulations on the big move up!

....They are sure to come here and check you out
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Nov 2013 00:32    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
They are sure to come here and check you out


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