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$tatic
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 Posted: Thu, 6th Oct 2005 08:27 Post subject: Re: need help with a girl |
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| Accelleron wrote: | We've all been here before, so stop laughing.
some of us went through this at 14, some unfortunate fucker won't until 32... well, for me it's 18. In brief, I got a girlfriend. Through reliable sources (her best friend), I was told that this tuesday (i.e. 4 days from now), she was coming over to my house and had something "special" planned.
*tries his best to quiet the laughter, keeps talking*
Normally, I'd be able to handle this kind of thing aptly. The challenge here is that this girl's into interesting things... like bondage and latex. Yep, I got myself a freak and intend to keep her. Coincidentially, she thinks I'm more experienced than she is (remember the rule of three from american pie?) Coincidentially, I'm a virgin. Thankfully, she's not reading this.
Our last attempt failed miserably because of my imagination (or lack thereof), so I don't want to mess up again. That's the part where you come in. Guys, I need you to give me some ideas. Anything that doesn't involve explosives, electricity, or screams of pain coming from my side of the equation works. Let your imagination go on this one. Thanks in advance. |
Alright here we go. I have a girlfriend for 6 months now, I lost my virginity 4 months ago (  ). How I did it? One thing was very important for me, because i'm skinny and all, just don't mind anything of your own body, how it looks, how big your, well you know what, is.
First try to seduce her and all, kissing, touching, you know just some sexual harassment. Then when you get to the point of being naked, and she and you wants to start DOANG YO THING, just ask her to help you get it in "because your afraid you'll hurt her" ( people might laugh at this point, "hahahaaaa, he couldn't find the hole!! hahaaa!" but that are the noobs who are still virgin. Well, when your in, just start moving your ass forwards and backwards, and from THAT point you'll think "omfg, is this all? I know how to do this, it's like I've did it before!".. It's just so easy..
One more thing btw. Don't try anything special, doggystyle or something, or using whips or rubber suits  .. Just do it the standard way, you'll learn the other positions later... well............. at least I did 
Hope this helped, gl:)
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 6th Oct 2005 09:01 Post subject: Re: need help with a girl |
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| $tatic wrote: | | Accelleron wrote: | We've all been here before, so stop laughing.
some of us went through this at 14, some unfortunate fucker won't until 32... well, for me it's 18. In brief, I got a girlfriend. Through reliable sources (her best friend), I was told that this tuesday (i.e. 4 days from now), she was coming over to my house and had something "special" planned.
*tries his best to quiet the laughter, keeps talking*
Normally, I'd be able to handle this kind of thing aptly. The challenge here is that this girl's into interesting things... like bondage and latex. Yep, I got myself a freak and intend to keep her. Coincidentially, she thinks I'm more experienced than she is (remember the rule of three from american pie?) Coincidentially, I'm a virgin. Thankfully, she's not reading this.
Our last attempt failed miserably because of my imagination (or lack thereof), so I don't want to mess up again. That's the part where you come in. Guys, I need you to give me some ideas. Anything that doesn't involve explosives, electricity, or screams of pain coming from my side of the equation works. Let your imagination go on this one. Thanks in advance. |
Alright here we go. I have a girlfriend for 6 months now, I lost my virginity 4 months ago ( ). How I did it? One thing was very important for me, because i'm skinny and all, just don't mind anything of your own body, how it looks, how big your, well you know what, is.
First try to seduce her and all, kissing, touching, you know just some sexual harassment. Then when you get to the point of being naked, and she and you wants to start DOANG YO THING, just ask her to help you get it in "because your afraid you'll hurt her" ( people might laugh at this point, "hahahaaaa, he couldn't find the hole!! hahaaa!" but that are the noobs who are still virgin. Well, when your in, just start moving your ass forwards and backwards, and from THAT point you'll think "omfg, is this all? I know how to do this, it's like I've did it before!".. It's just so easy..
One more thing btw. Don't try anything special, doggystyle or something, or using whips or rubber suits .. Just do it the standard way, you'll learn the other positions later... well............. at least I did
Hope this helped, gl:) |
No offense bro, but ur first time sounds like it was a buisness deal
My first time, I had a chick 3 years older...no wait, 2 years older than me. Ur right when u say tell her ur a virigin - but asking her for help? If she's experienced she'll know what to say and u wont have to ask Im sorry, saying u completey dumb and dont know what to do is not a turn on to any girl.
ACC
Just tell her ur a virgin and go off what she does...if she lays on her back, fuck her missionary, if she gets on her hands and knee's, fuck her from the back, if she rides u, let her...thats what happened to me, the girl just sat on me and rode me like a horse...the motion of the hips come along when u get into it...sex is like dancing, u just gotta find ur rythem dude. U'll get the hang of it.
Just one tip, DONT STRESS. Ive stressed over chicks before, like ones ive really really really wanted to bang. Like before u we get into it, all im thinking about is if she's gunna like it, what she thinks about me etc...honestly, u end up going soft cuz ur too stressed and not just enjoying urself. Mind u, that was the only time i stressed like that, it was dumb cuz I cock blocked myself in a sense
And yeah, ur first time man, no whips, blind folds or anything, just fuck her. And remember, there is a big difference betwen fucking, having sex and making love...make sure u know which one it is u wanna do. Cuz if its simply for physical gratification (which is all good) then i wouldnt let ur emotions and shit get in the way - alot of ppl end up thinking they love the first person they sleep with.
Anyway, keep it simple, yet sensual. Even freaks like sensuality...like gentle touching and shit to get started...then obviously u work ur way up to the hot sweaty, back scratching sex...
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ChinUp
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| Posted: Thu, 6th Oct 2005 23:31 Post subject: |
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/me cba readin the rest of the thread but.....
being tied up is great
I got ragged silly the other week / month whilst tied up. I was well pissed at the time but it was mighty fine and something new.
If you're so unsure then let her tie you up, or just explain to her you're a virgin. I highly doubt she's gonna dump you for being a virgin anyway (would be really pointless imo) girls don't care / prefer if guys are virgins or not... FACT.
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Oct 2005 00:28 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | /me cba readin the rest of the thread but.....
being tied up is great
I got ragged silly the other week / month whilst tied up. I was well pissed at the time but it was mighty fine and something new.
If you're so unsure then let her tie you up, or just explain to her you're a virgin. I highly doubt she's gonna dump you for being a virgin anyway (would be really pointless imo) girls don't care / prefer if guys are virgins or not... FACT. |
I brought roleplaying a virgin up in conversation.. didn't sit too well with her. I is teh fcuked |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Oct 2005 00:45 Post subject: |
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| ChinUp wrote: | | Accelleron wrote: | | I brought roleplaying a virgin up in conversation.. didn't sit too well with her. I is teh fcuked |
Only if your gonna marry her .. .. ffs stop hoping she will care about your feelings & go to work .. ..  even if you don’t get laid, you will have less self conscious bull the next time you take a shine to one ..
Women are like mountains .. climb that shit, get to know all the crevices .. then leave it behind, unless you really think you could be happy their .... Imo |
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Oct 2005 01:48 Post subject: |
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[quote="SycoShaman"] | ChinUp wrote: | | Accelleron wrote: | | I brought roleplaying a virgin up in conversation.. didn't sit too well with her. I is teh fcuked |
Only if your gonna marry her .. .. ffs stop hoping she will care about your feelings & go to work .. .. even if you don’t get laid, you will have less self conscious bull the next time you take a shine to one ..
Women are like mountains .. climb that shit, get to know all the crevices .. then leave it behind, unless you really think you could be happy their .... Imo |
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Oct 2005 16:48 Post subject: |
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o damn ive just remembered......
I guess this means u didn't fuck the other side of europe?
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 03:54 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | o damn ive just remembered......
I guess this means u didn't fuck the other side of europe? |
I thought the picture would have been posted by now but I wasnt going to say anything |
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 07:13 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | Sublime wrote: | o damn ive just remembered......
I guess this means u didn't fuck the other side of europe? |
I thought the picture would have been posted by now but I wasnt going to say anything |
blasphemy! |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 11:44 Post subject: |
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aww come on dude, im just joking...but u have to admit, the whole thing is pretty funny 
If u can't laugh at urself, who can u laugh at u know? Thats what I go by
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 11:56 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: |
aww come on dude, im just joking...but u have to admit, the whole thing is pretty funny
If u can't laugh at urself, who can u laugh at u know? Thats what I go by |
I laugh at myself all the time... it's the only time anyone's ever laughing with me. |
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no shit, what a damn liar 
