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chiv
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you take off your headphones and notice a fucking spider's been living underneath one of the fucking head cushions 
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Morphineus
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It prolly laid eggs in your ear 
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 02:25 Post subject: |
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chiv
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 02:25 Post subject: |
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Don't think that thought hadn't already crossed my mind.... 
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 02:28 Post subject: |
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Saner
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 02:46 Post subject: |
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You know that scratchy noise you have been getting in your ear, well, its either a horny spider, or, hmm.. think alien.
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Nui
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 03:50 Post subject: |
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take off your ears and burn them! just to be safe
kogel mogel
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Cyb3r
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 06:55 Post subject: |
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the hell chiv? Oo
Case: Nanoxia Deep Silence 6 (Black) | MB: Msi X99A Gaming 9 | CPU: i7 5960x
CPU Cooling(temp): Corsair 110i Gtx | PSU: Evga Supernova 1000w | GPU: Gigabyte G1 Gaming 980ti 6gb | RAM: 16gb Ripjaws 4 3200mhz | Screen: Asus MG279Q / LG 23" Ips
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 09:08 Post subject: |
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No pics no spider. Terrifying stufff like that doesn't exist.
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couleur
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 09:56 Post subject: |
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Last week, I was lying in my bed, reading the humps on my phone, when suddenly I feel something tingling on my arm. I shook my arm to make it go away, turn on the light and see a nice hairy spider lying on the floor. I took the nearest book and killed it right away.
Now, everytime I read on my phone in bed, I imagine them falling from the ceiling onto my face. Fuck that shit!
"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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RatKing
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 13:54 Post subject: |
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And I won't be clicking that xD
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 13:56 Post subject: |
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aaaaa cute little spidy-widy likes to sleep on cushy.
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DimasL
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Neon
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 14:47 Post subject: |
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Saner
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 15:04 Post subject: |
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Notice how Chiv has not posted much since this thread.
I think it got him.
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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"
Can Spiders Lay Eggs in Human Ears?
Answer
Small spiders have the ability to crawl into a person's ear, but it is very rare that they do so. If they do get the opportunity to crawl into a person's ear, it would be incredibly rare that they would lay eggs. "
http://www.ask.com/question/can-spiders-lay-eggs-in-human-ears
| Sin317 wrote: | | while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again. |
| zmed wrote: | | Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts. |
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Saner
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 15:13 Post subject: |
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Rare ≠ impossible.
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Nui
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 16:31 Post subject: |
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Should chiv speak again, we should make sure he isnt one of them now
kogel mogel
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