A fairy tale
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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 14:34    Post subject: A fairy tale
Once upon a time, a teacher showed his pupils a blank list of paper with a dot in the middle and asked:

- What do you see ?
- Dot.
- Black dot.
- Bold dot.

And teacher answered: "You all saw only a dot and nobody noticed a blank list of paper ! Therefore, remember that prime enemy of love is indifference…"

- What love have to do with all this, teacher ?
- Who the fucks knows !

Said that, teacher painted his face with feces and jumped out of the window.

Very Happy


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Werelds
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 14:35    Post subject:
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RatKing




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 15:29    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Nov 2013 17:15    Post subject:
RatKing wrote:




Seriously though this thread?! Confused


May the NFOrce be with you always.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Nov 2013 00:40    Post subject:


I certainly wasn't expecting the scat twist
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doobzilla




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Nov 2013 18:30    Post subject:
Let me guess, the group is called "The Aristocrats," right?


Hobo Zombie: TRAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS
Woman Zombie: COMPLAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
Englishmen Zombie: REFRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
Thanks for the idea Lutz!
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dsergei




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Nov 2013 19:03    Post subject:
Sounds like a later Lars von Trier movie.
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