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difm




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:30    Post subject: Got myself a date
Yes, I did. Haven't done this for years.

We're going out for a coffee and movie. Smile
Thing is... she is about 10 years older than me. First time like this for me. Sort of happy excitement growing inside.

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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:32    Post subject:
Dont propose on the first date!

ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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difm




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:33    Post subject:
I won't. I don't want to mess up and dissappear like a certain member here Very Happy
I'm more worried she might Razz

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:33    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
Dont propose on the first date!

Yep... do it on the second!
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:33    Post subject:
Skim through the recent threads for guidance about what not to do Laughing
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difm




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:34    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Skim through the recent threads for guidance about what not to do Laughing


Yes, yes. I can always start drinking etc. sellob the great advisor Very Happy

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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:35    Post subject:
difm wrote:

I'm more worried she might Razz



Gaffer tape.

ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:35    Post subject:
I'm getting a nice, warm and tingly feeling inside of my belly that screams "fuck you" Laughing
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difm




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:36    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
difm wrote:

I'm more worried she might Razz



Gaffer tape.




We should start a dating and relationship advice web page!

Sellob wrote:
I'm getting a nice, warm and tingly feeling inside of my belly that screams "fuck you" Laughing


You, dear friend, can have a special Q&A corner on that page Razz

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:36    Post subject:
difm wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Skim through the recent threads for guidance about what not to do Laughing


Yes, yes. I can always start drinking etc. sellob the great advisor Very Happy


Aeon seemed to do lots of right things, but he made an error pretty early on. If that was the cause of the crash, i guess we'll know once he stops thinking about cutting himself Laughing
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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:38    Post subject:
difm wrote:
Saner wrote:
difm wrote:

I'm more worried she might Razz



Gaffer tape.




We should start a dating and relationship advice web page!




People disregard my advice as a joke and think I am not serious, but what they dont know is that it all is true and works wonders.

I have been married 10 years in January (together for 15 years) so to all those who dont listen to me, ask yourself with, who is happily married and who is moaning on ze internet about being single Very Happy



ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:39    Post subject:
Sellob wrote:
I'm getting a nice, warm and tingly feeling inside of my belly that screams "fuck you" Laughing



Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green

ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:42    Post subject:
Sellob wrote:
I'm getting a nice, warm and tingly feeling inside of my belly that screams "fuck you" Laughing


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difm




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 16:45    Post subject:
Easy now, I'm not planning to get to the first base today.

wish me luck, shit's about to go down Razz

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 17:22    Post subject:
If she's 10 years older than you, things should go faster than usual. (unless they usually go pretty fast anyway Laughing )

Anyway, it should be nice Smile
Have fun.
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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 17:23    Post subject:
difm wrote:
Easy now, I'm not planning to get to the first base today.

wish me luck, shit's about to go down Razz


NO NO!!!!! STOP

You only go down on the second date!

ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 17:36    Post subject:
I have a bad feeling about all of this Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 17:55    Post subject:

sar·​casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 17:57    Post subject:
I won't say anything this time because the 90% of my advices have turned out to be a failure so far and I kinda feel bad about it. xD

So I'll just limit myself to wishing you the harmless "best of luck Difm, you know what to do" instead Very Happy. Hopefully it will work!
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 18:25    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
I won't say anything this time because the 90% of my advices have turned out to be a failure so far and I kinda feel bad about it. xD

So I'll just limit myself to wishing you the harmless "best of luck Difm, you know what to do" instead Very Happy. Hopefully it will work!


There you go, you ruined his chance of a life filled with happiness! You mad jinxer!
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 18:58    Post subject:
Please, PLEASE CAN WE TURN MY NAME INTO A VERB? Laughing

Don't sellob it up difm!
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 19:03    Post subject:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
ixigia wrote:
I won't say anything this time because the 90% of my advices have turned out to be a failure so far and I kinda feel bad about it. xD

So I'll just limit myself to wishing you the harmless "best of luck Difm, you know what to do" instead Very Happy. Hopefully it will work!


There you go, you ruined his chance of a life filled with happiness! You mad jinxer!

Crying or Very sad

@Sellob: haha at least you're taking it light heartedly, props to you Razz. At this point there's no need to be upset *posts the gorilla* Just let it slide and drop that bottle!
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 20:39    Post subject:
It's standing on the desk Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 22:10    Post subject:
propose to fuck her in the butt
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difm




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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 22:35    Post subject:
Thanks for all the good wishes, lads Very Happy

It went well. It felt sort of like my first date ever (in a good way). Only this time I had someone who really understood my thoughts and opinions on things Smile
She's really pretty and cute and all but I had that strange feel because she's older than me. I guess I just have to get used to the idea and that's it Smile

Also, we're meeting again when we both have day off from work Smug
Technically it was our second time meeting so I guess I have some ice-breaking to do before I can FHITB
Although! I think she's down for even more when I finally get to her. Cool Face


However, no need to pull this too soon:


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 22:53    Post subject:
Don't mention any insecurities about the age difference, always say it doesn't bother you and you don't think about it... Only if she asks.

Also FHITB.

Edit: Why are all these topics posted in this part of the forum? Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 22:55    Post subject:
Ask her who she named her kids after.








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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 22:57    Post subject:
nice, 10 years older, such milf Troll Face

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th Dec 2013 23:18    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
I won't say anything this time because the 90% of my advices have turned out to be a failure so far and I kinda feel bad about it. xD

So I'll just limit myself to wishing you the harmless "best of luck Difm, you know what to do" instead Very Happy. Hopefully it will work!


Tell me about it, kids around here wouldn't get access to pussy if their lives depended on it.
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difm




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 07:23    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
ixigia wrote:
I won't say anything this time because the 90% of my advices have turned out to be a failure so far and I kinda feel bad about it. xD

So I'll just limit myself to wishing you the harmless "best of luck Difm, you know what to do" instead Very Happy. Hopefully it will work!


Tell me about it, kids around here wouldn't get access to pussy if their lives depended on it.


So you're saying that going on a date is same as going for pussyhunting?
Good luck with that Smile

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