From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park's savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become... cool. Introducing South Park: The Stick of Truth.
You begin as the new kid in town facing a harrowing challenge: making friends. As you start your quest the children of South Park are embroiled in a city-wide, live-action-role-playing game, casting imaginary spells and swinging fake swords. Over time the simple children's game escalates into a battle of good and evil that threatens to consume the world.
Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat crabpeople, underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park's savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known... as a loser.
Features:
* The Definitive South Park Experience: Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
*An Epic Quest To Become... Cool: Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
* Friends With Benefits: Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
* Intense Combat: Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
* South Park Customization: Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.
This is a role-playing adventure game based on the animated South Park TV show. Players assume the role of a new kid in town who embarks on various quests with other boys in the neighborhood. Players can engage in turn-based combat, selecting attacks from a menu screen. Players use various weapons (swords, baseball bats, hammers), magic spells and melee attacks during fights; blood-splatter effects sometimes occur. Cutscenes occasionally depict “cartoony” characters dismembered or decapitated. The game includes several instances of mature humor and sexual material: one extended sequence depicts characters getting anally probed by alien creatures; another sequence (in an abortion clinic) depicts doctors using a vacuum to perform procedures on male characters; one level takes place inside the rectum/colon of a character (sex toys, random objects and fecal matter appear in the level)—all sequences are depicted in a cartoony and over-the-top manner. Characters are occasionally depicted nude (e.g., breasts, buttocks, male genitalia); one extended sequence depicts an out-of-focus couple having sex in the background; as players engage in turn-based battle in the foreground, sexual moaning sounds/dialogue is heard. During the course of the game, drug paraphernalia can be seen strewn around a methamphetamine lab. The words “f**k,” “sh*t,” “a*shole,” and “f*ggot” can be heard in the dialogue.
It sounds like they really want to nail this one. I'm actually proud to hear they they keep knocking the release date back; too many games are rushed out and unfinished these days.
I don't like turn-based games but there are some games i must try even if the gameplay isn't 100% my taste, this and Ni no Kuni are the only turn-based games i'm going to try, a game with so much farts must be good, no?
Here’s the full list of goals, minus a collection of secret achievements, and their descriptions, as detailed by Xbox Achievements.
* New Kid On The Block: Join the KKK
* First Day in South Park: Spend one day in South Park.
* Gingivitis: Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
* Day Walker: Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
* Made This for You: Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
* Are We Cool?: Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
* Parkeologist: Open all garages in South Park.
* For the Hoarder: Sell nothing the entire game.
* Truth to Power: Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
* Irritable Bowels: Shit your pants during a boss battle.
* Dog Whistle: Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
* Dragon Wrath: Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
* Just Saying Hi: Fart on each available buddy in the game.
* Re-Buttal: Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
* Heisenberg: Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
* Shutout: Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
* Stay Down: Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out.
* Avenger: Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
* No Child Left Behind: Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
* Poco Chinpoko: Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
* Chinpoko loco: Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
* Chinpokolypse: Collect all the Chinpokomon.
* Daddy Issues: Befriend your Dad.
* More Popular Than Jesus: Befriend Half of South Park.
* Junk Peddler: Sell 300 junk items.
* Ass of Fire: Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s ass.
* Canadian Handshake: Fart on people 100 times
* Animal Cruelty: Fart on animals 25 times.
* Pulling Mud: Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
* Shopaholic: Complete half of the available costume sets.
* Clothes Whore: Complete all available Costume Sets.
* Friends in Strange Places: Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
* Weapon Proficiency: Score 100 perfect attacks.
* Skilled Defender: Block 100 attacks.
* You bastards!: Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
* Mastery: Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities.
* Make it Rain!: Spend $500.
* Full Arsenal: Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
The South Park game is actually finished. It's gone gold. For real. Publisher Ubisoft just announced that South Park: The Stick of Truth will actually be out on March 4, for PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.
Let's be honest: the gameplay looks quite boring from the trailer I've seen (imho). But I want to play it for the story and jokes. I love South Park, and I know that the show shines when the authors go all-out with absurd epic "adventure style" storylines (see: the Immaginationland trilogy of episodes). Also, as a fan of the show, I know from the trailer they're putting in quite a bit of fan service, with all sort of old characters and recurring jokes coming back, and I love that. I feel that the latest seasons have become a bit too grounded in reality and often political, so I like how the game's story looks more "old school" with crass jokes, absurd characters and a quest-like theme, similar to classic episodes of the past. I hope it won't let me down...
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