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RatKing




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 08:45    Post subject:
Let me just prepare dem popcorns.
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difm




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 08:57    Post subject:
Naah, no need. I was just telling everybody that I had a date after a long time.
The casual sex thing is nothing special to make a thread about Smile

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RatKing




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 09:05    Post subject:
Do I need to steal the show then? Last night my condom broke. Mad
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 09:16    Post subject:
Don't worry, men can't get pregnant Cool Face
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 09:33    Post subject:

sar·​casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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Saner




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 09:35    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Don't worry, men can't get pregnant Cool Face



LIES! I saw Junior !

ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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RatKing




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 10:15    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Don't worry, men can't get pregnant Cool Face


Then explain why I have morning sickness!
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 10:22    Post subject:
Must be the alcohol!
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RatKing




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 10:26    Post subject:
Nonsense, I never drink. Cool Face
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Dec 2013 19:52    Post subject:
Everything went better than expected grinhurt Nice Difm.
Newty182 wrote:
Edit: Why are all these topics posted in this part of the forum? Laughing

The Bitching Session is like our fetish Loveline arena, where you can jump from poo threads to sirious life-changing relatioship business in no time Laughing
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difm




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 21:10    Post subject:
We've been meeting a few times, but today... She texted me - "see you in tomorrow evening. I have Sunday off, so save your stamina."


Also, turned out she had someone. Someone who got dumped.

Poker Face

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Aeon




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 21:14    Post subject:

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Dec 2013 22:52    Post subject:
When Difm read "Save your stamina"


Very Happy Laughing
You certainly made a great first impression! Congrats =)

Btw, I wonder if that certain someone who got dumped will have his personal bitching session where he can vent off. We could invite him here and share some thoughts grinhurt
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2013 00:24    Post subject:
I once talked with my EX's EX, shit hit the fan Laughing
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Xenthalon




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2013 05:52    Post subject:
"save your stamina" ... jesus christ. She can't get any more direct. Enjoy dude.

But don't expect much more, with girls that direct you have to be very careful.
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difm




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2013 11:32    Post subject:
Thanks for the support, guys Smile
Ixi, your gif is spot-on as always Very Happy

About the quick "direct contact" - I know from the past that taking stuff like this too quick won't end good. I'll do my best to not mess something up again. I haven't had a decent stable thing for years now.

About the ex thing, some of our mutual friends have said that their "thing" died months ago so they were just existing but nothing more. I guess it's a good thing, or at least I hope so Razz

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difm




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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Dec 2013 15:39    Post subject:
Mother of god...



No wonder some of them are called cougars Very Happy




Jesus Christ... the stamina part was spot on by her... Haven't a single drop of sleep since midnight... and I just got home. Its past 16:00 already here






Oh, and of course:

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garus
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Dec 2013 15:43    Post subject:
snip


Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:52; edited 1 time in total
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RatKing




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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Dec 2013 15:45    Post subject:

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difm




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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Dec 2013 15:45    Post subject:
garus wrote:
difm wrote:
Easy now, I'm not planning to get to the first base today.

wish me luck, shit's about to go down Razz



How old are you? Or if you don't want to answer this personal question, then at least tell us how old she is.


Devil Troll


I see what you did there Very Happy

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iNs




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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Dec 2013 00:40    Post subject:
I can't help but imagine what if she was a nfo member ;D

Stormwolf wrote:
Don't worry, men can't get pregnant Cool Face


Very Happy

garus wrote:
difm wrote:
Easy now, I'm not planning to get to the first base today.

wish me luck, shit's about to go down Razz



How old are you? Or if you don't want to answer this personal question, then at least tell us how old she is.


Devil Troll


dem maths!

sience is a cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on
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Xenthalon




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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Dec 2013 08:19    Post subject:
"Mother of God" Laughing

Nice going man, you'll probably have a sore dick for a couple of days. But it's the good kind of sore. The one that makes you go OUCH, BUT HOT DAMN DID I HAVE FUN.
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 09:42    Post subject:
I guess it's something like that Smile
I also had a slight taste of salty milk on my tounge, if you know what I mean Wink

Bonus points for me due to her needing a timeout mid-session. Yea, I haven't been this proud for some time Very Happy

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Xenthalon




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 11:19    Post subject:
difm wrote:
Bonus points for me due to her needing a timeout mid-session.

Sure it wasn't age related?

Troll Face
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garus
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 11:35    Post subject:
snip


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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 12:38    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Yeah, be careful around that hip replacement.


Guys, no! Very Happy
I'm 26, calculate her age from my first posts Smile

Still, thanks for the support Razz

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tonizito
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 12:39    Post subject:
difm wrote:
I'm 26, calculate her age from my first posts Smile

Still, thanks for the support Razz


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 20:41    Post subject:
Like a baws Very Happy Judging from your description, she is surely a Difmhunter grinhurt Enjoy the fun bud!
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Dec 2013 20:46    Post subject:
Thanks, guys Smile

I really like her too so I don't mind her having fun Razz

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difm




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jan 2014 15:03    Post subject:
Hey, pssst! Guess what. I got a text from her.

Since we're a couple now more or less... I CAN FHITB!!!

Not sure if I want to.. Sad
I don't like it.

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