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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jan 2014 16:18    Post subject:
Mighty fire friend of glorious dry humping. That really sounds like a weapon from Torchlight Very Happy I guess you are right The_Zeel Laughing


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Sellob




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jan 2014 18:38    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
she would do anything for you, and she dry humps you, and she loves you, but NOT ROMANTICALLY? Are You Serious

i guess this is friendzone lvl 99, where you get to fuck the chick and she loves you, but youre still just a friend.


Having spent too much time on 4chan recently, this is called being a superior beta Laughing




She's just troubled as fuck. Pretty sure she's eventually gonna get over that, but I'm not sure I will live that long Laughing


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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jan 2014 18:41    Post subject:
Compared to 4chan I am guessing you are an alpha male, atleast you have actually had contact with a female.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 19:42    Post subject:
Taking a train today to her work at 2 AM to surprise her with cookies I made for her(trying to make them look like sunflowers , she loves sweets and sunflowers Very Happy ). Two buds volunteered to back me up just in case too

Great scenario is taking form in my head:

(Her ex) - Damn, <her>, those are some fucking delicious cookies, who made them?
(Her) - <me>
(Her ex) - Oh... Very Happy
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 19:46    Post subject:
x infinity
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 19:49    Post subject:
I might be doing retarded things, but I take pride in being, well... special, and not succumbing to social conventions.

Anyway. I humbly accept the position of Hump's relationship-jester Laughing
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garus
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 20:21    Post subject:
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 20:31    Post subject:
Oh come on, you know that's not the case
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 21:31    Post subject:
Go find another girl already... it will never work... geez Laughing


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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 21:33    Post subject:
SHHHHH! It's been only 7 months! Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 23:06    Post subject:
"Fuck you! you're ruining my life, it's over..finally!"
*shows pussy*
"Sorry babe didn't mean that, I love you so much, I'll do anything for you. You want cookies? I'll make some for ya"
You're such a slave Cool Face Very Happy
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 23:31    Post subject:
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ixigia
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Vechter




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jan 2014 23:58    Post subject:
Sellob, are you trolling us or is this actually for real ? If it is, man, sucks for you because you'll wake up one day realising how stupid it was wasting so much time on such a matter and not moving on, I'm not gonna tell you on how to live your life, but damn..
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 00:05    Post subject:
Well for a while I'm thinking it's just trolling. No one can be that desperate/stupid right? Laughing


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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 00:15    Post subject:
I pray hes just trolling the last page or2 for the attention its getting him, like a 5 year old repeating the same joke 10 times because you giggled the first time.

Because if hes not tolling, I'm not sure which is more sad and depressing. The fact he is still doing it, or the fact hes just accepted its happening and trying to play it off as if its humorous to him..like a long running gag.
its like the difference between having concern over a woman that asks what to do in a abusive relationship, vs hearing her laugh and joke it off about how he punched her and got that black eye..

I don't mean to come across so crass sounding, but hell.

if your being honest man, find a new girl and move on...
if your trolling, find a new girl and move on...


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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 00:22    Post subject:


I'm no baker Sad But they taste amazing!
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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 02:30    Post subject:
... the lengths people will go for a bit of attention from a confused pussy ...
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 03:03    Post subject:
Not gonna bother trying to convince anyone anymore that this isn't about sex Wink
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spankie
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 03:06    Post subject:
i think she's trolling.

Bringing cookies at 2AM, wtf is that??? that makes no sense. You are less than a toy to her. Crying or Very sad
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 03:11    Post subject:
She would slap me silly if she would know Laughing Anyway, I gave up on the idea. Too fucking tired.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 05:14    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
x infinity



ITSA ME DARIO!


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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RatKing




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jan 2014 11:09    Post subject:
Sellob wrote:
and not succumbing to social conventions


Self-esteem and dignity are social conventions? Are You Serious


Sellob wrote:
but I take pride in being, well... special


Well why not.



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