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| Aeon will soon be a father of a baby that is not his own |
| Yes! (He will get a relationship) |
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Aeon
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Morphineus
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Congrats Aeon and good luck, hope you guys work out! 
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Feb 2014 00:57 Post subject: |
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| MORPHINEUS wrote: | | Congrats Aeon and good luck, hope you guys work out! |
^^This 
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dsergei
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Feb 2014 05:48 Post subject: |
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Has the behind been penetrated?
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VonMisk
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Good luck mate!
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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Aeon
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Feb 2014 12:02 Post subject: |
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Thanks lads!
@dsergei Nope, not yet! I still need to work on my sexual skills anyway, haha.
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RatKing
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Feb 2014 12:02 Post subject: |
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| Aeon wrote: | | We have a relationship now! |
Get well soon! 
But hey, awesome |
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Feb 2014 12:20 Post subject: |
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| Aeon wrote: | | I still need to work on my sexual skills anyway, haha. |
It's pretty easy. You need one penis + scrotum, 2 rusty nails and a medium sized hammer (1Kg is enough). Apply hammer to penis until blue (green means not enough, black is too much). Now apply hammer to nails and fixate them through your penis with each testicle.
If everything went well you'll never have problem with being the active partner in sex anymore!
I even drew you a picture with mspaint:
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sausje
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Feb 2014 18:45 Post subject: |
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Well at least one of us had success Aeon
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Aeon
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sausje
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Feb 2014 21:12 Post subject: |
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Ah the usual, not her type etc, loves everything about be, except that i'm not a black guy -.-'
Glad i didn't waste too much of my time on her
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Aeon
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Feb 2014 21:45 Post subject: |
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Haha, not a black guy?! What a bitch. How did you meet her though?
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sausje
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| Posted: Fri, 7th Feb 2014 22:45 Post subject: |
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| Aeon wrote: | | Haha, not a black guy?! What a bitch. How did you meet her though? |
Been friends with her sister for like 6 years now, used to have a massive crush on her but i'm glad that is over, especially if someone says bs like that
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Aeon
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 00:07 Post subject: |
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Why don't you give Tinder a go mate. If you look decent enough there's a good chance you get something good out of it.
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sausje
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 00:32 Post subject: |
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I'm already doing that, but you know that i look fugly
Honestly, so much hassle for a gf, i'm better off getting another escort soon
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 00:40 Post subject: |
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| sausje wrote: | I'm already doing that, but you know that i look fugly
Honestly, so much hassle for a gf, i'm better off getting another escort soon |
Do some nip and tuck to your face just like aeona did, problem solved. He even was able to score right after it with his new face! 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 00:58 Post subject: |
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Don't bother with them escorts Saus, they suck (well they really do, but I didn't mean literally xD)
If you're not too creepy there's a decent chance to meet someone interesting at a bar/pub/club (I bet you have many in NL), plenty of single girls there who want to have some fun
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sausje
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 02:42 Post subject: |
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Still too much hassle, i have gotten escorts before, so i know which one to get IF i would do it again 
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 02:48 Post subject: |
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Yeah, + dutch girls doen't seem to be stuckup either.
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sausje
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 02:56 Post subject: |
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| PumpAction wrote: | | Yeah, + dutch girls doen't seem to be stuckup either. |
Lol i think the Dutch ones are worse than the Germans, never had any issues getting laid while i lived with my dad in Germany, but here in the NL chicks just seem to dislike me
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sausje
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 03:54 Post subject: |
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Well that's the thing, technically, being in the Netherlands is being outside my country, since technically, i'm a German
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sausje
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 03:58 Post subject: |
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When i'm in Germany i will, when i'm in the NL i will speak Dutch ofc, same with speaking English when i would be in England (and same with my shitty French or Polish ).
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Aeon
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sausje
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Feb 2014 11:34 Post subject: |
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Haha, that's a good "tactic" xD
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Aeon
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And look where that brought me. Still have three girls chatting with me and somewhat interested in me. It all depends what your goal is, for me it was to get experience with girls, and I really didn't care how they look, so that's why I swiped everyone to the right.
